# Neat Rodney Dangerfield joke book dedicated to Leonard Nimoy!?!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/neat-rodney-dangerfield-joke-book-dedicated-to-leonard-nimoy/816950>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [June 28, 2018, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/neat-rodney-dangerfield-joke-book-dedicated-to-leonard-nimoy/816950 "2018-06-28T20:32:50Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 12\
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**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\
**Post date:** [July 1, 2018, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/neat-rodney-dangerfield-joke-book-dedicated-to-leonard-nimoy/816950/21 "2018-07-01T19:34:00Z")

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> [@ned12](#):
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> Ah well 99 cents is not a fortune. Every joke book is usually some fun. I will get a copy in a couple of weeks maybe. Unless I find the answer elsewhere first. I have looked at Google. Nothing about it there as far as Nimoy doing comedy decades ago…

You may want to consider the slight possibility that she lied about that part, too.

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**Author:** ![ned12](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f1d935/32.png) [@ned12](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ned12)\
**Post date:** [July 1, 2018, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/neat-rodney-dangerfield-joke-book-dedicated-to-leonard-nimoy/816950/22 "2018-07-01T19:43:42Z")

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> [@Czarcasm](#):
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> You supposedly did-Do you remember the deceptive title and cover, the extremely sparse layout, the poor typesetting etc. ? There were no discussions in that book for you to dig into-Do you dispute any of this?

Actually I only read the sample you see free at kindle. The Leonard Nimoy Joke and two or three more jokes and his alleged 1980 comedy career mention are in the sample.

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**Author:** ![ned12](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f1d935/32.png) [@ned12](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ned12)\
**Post date:** [July 1, 2018, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/neat-rodney-dangerfield-joke-book-dedicated-to-leonard-nimoy/816950/23 "2018-07-01T19:44:56Z")

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[quote=“Czarcasm, post:21, topic:816950”]

You may want to consider the slight possibility that she lied about that part, too.[/QUOT  
Maybe.

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**Author:** ![ned12](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f1d935/32.png) [@ned12](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ned12)\
**Post date:** [July 1, 2018, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/neat-rodney-dangerfield-joke-book-dedicated-to-leonard-nimoy/816950/24 "2018-07-01T19:54:53Z")

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I think that’s enough about this joke book. I heard about it at amazon when I looked at another book on Dangerfield. The Nimoy part interested me into looking into it. That’s all nothing more to add!

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [July 1, 2018, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/neat-rodney-dangerfield-joke-book-dedicated-to-leonard-nimoy/816950/25 "2018-07-01T19:55:02Z")

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I hear Carrie Soulliere is so bad in the sack that, after she and her husband have sex, he draws a chalk outline around her.

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**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\
**Post date:** [July 1, 2018, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/neat-rodney-dangerfield-joke-book-dedicated-to-leonard-nimoy/816950/26 "2018-07-01T20:01:09Z")

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> [@ned12](#):
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> Actually I only read the sample you see free at kindle. The Leonard Nimoy Joke and two or three more jokes and his alleged 1980 comedy career mention are in the sample.

The sample reads

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> This book is dedicated to Rodney Dangerfield-a truly sidesplitting comedian. This book is also dedicated to fine dramatic actor Leonard Nimoy who briefly but successfully tried his hand at comedy back in 1980.

It is followed by a single fake Dangerfield joke about Lenoard Nimoy and a large stock photo of Nimoy as Spock, followed by a fake Dangerfield joke about airline travel followed by a large stock photo of planes on the ground, followed by a fake Dangerfield one-liner about report cards followed by a large stock photo of the front of a high school.

Without the large amount of blank space and all the vaguely related stock photos, you could have printed this “book” on one page…and had enough leftover room to print your favorite cookie recipe.

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**Author:** ![Sam\_Stone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecccb3/32.png) [@Sam\_Stone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sam_Stone)\
**Post date:** [July 1, 2018, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/neat-rodney-dangerfield-joke-book-dedicated-to-leonard-nimoy/816950/27 "2018-07-01T20:09:08Z")

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When Carrie Soulliere told her publisher that she was late with the manuscript because she accidentally swallowed a bottle of sleeping pills, the publisher told her to have a couple of stiff drinks and get some rest.

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [July 1, 2018, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/neat-rodney-dangerfield-joke-book-dedicated-to-leonard-nimoy/816950/28 "2018-07-01T20:43:45Z")

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Some guy told me Carrie Soulliere likes to talk after sex. The other night she called him from a motel just outside of town.

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**Author:** ![Sam\_Stone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecccb3/32.png) [@Sam\_Stone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sam_Stone)\
**Post date:** [July 1, 2018, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/neat-rodney-dangerfield-joke-book-dedicated-to-leonard-nimoy/816950/29 "2018-07-01T21:21:34Z")

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I heard Carrie Soulliere cut sex with her husband down to only once a month.

But he’s lucky. I’ve heard she’s cut out some other guys completely.

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**Author:** ![Starving\_Artist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/aeb1de/32.png) [@Starving\_Artist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Starving_Artist)\
**Post date:** [July 1, 2018, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/neat-rodney-dangerfield-joke-book-dedicated-to-leonard-nimoy/816950/30 "2018-07-01T21:45:42Z")

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I read Carrie Soulliere once told Rodney Dangerfield she wanted sex.

He left the room to give her privacy.

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**Author:** ![Sam\_Stone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecccb3/32.png) [@Sam\_Stone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sam_Stone)\
**Post date:** [July 4, 2018, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/neat-rodney-dangerfield-joke-book-dedicated-to-leonard-nimoy/816950/31 "2018-07-04T01:36:19Z")

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Carrie Soullier once called Rodney Dangerfield and said ‘Come on over - there’s no one home!’. So he went over, and there was no one home!

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [July 4, 2018, 4:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/neat-rodney-dangerfield-joke-book-dedicated-to-leonard-nimoy/816950/32 "2018-07-04T04:35:46Z")

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Carrie Soullier once told Rodney Dangerfield he was so ugly that, when he was a kid, his mom must’ve stapled baloney to his clothes so that the dog would play with him.

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