Are you speaking from experience? 
Nope, that may be the one act of stupidity I have not yet committed. I use the hairdryer to quick dry bras.
Personally, as a bachelor, I use the compost method of dry cleaning.
Pile it up. The heat and compression from the top of the pile cleans the clothes at the bottom. 5 minutes in the dryer and you’re good to go.
I don’t remember what comedian I got that from…