# Neckbeard con moustache: si o no?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/neckbeard-con-moustache-si-o-no/309659>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [June 24, 2005, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/neckbeard-con-moustache-si-o-no/309659 "2005-06-24T12:49:17Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 4\
**Page:** 2

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**Author:** ![Scott\_Plaid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Scott\_Plaid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scott_Plaid)\
**Post date:** [June 24, 2005, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/neckbeard-con-moustache-si-o-no/309659/21 "2005-06-24T16:35:14Z")

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> [@Marzipan](#):
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> I like baby animals, and cats and dogs. But it makes me sad to see cats and dogs in the same room together. Okay, bye. I’m off to the Chinchilla protest. {She pulls out a protest sign that reads “Chinchillas OUT!! (of my basement)” and walks away}

[http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php/Marzipan](http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php/Marzipan)

> **[Oh Yeah Yeah!! - Marzipan Character Video](https://homestarrunner.com/vcr-marzy)**
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> Character bio video for Marzipan.

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**Author:** ![chaoticbear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f07891/32.png) [@chaoticbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chaoticbear)\
**Post date:** [June 24, 2005, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/neckbeard-con-moustache-si-o-no/309659/22 "2005-06-24T16:37:48Z")

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Going as a Tom of Finland character? You’d better have a body-builder’s body, and at least a 15-inch penis, assuming that all of his work is what I think it is.

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**Author:** ![black\_rabbit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/f19dbf/32.png) [@black\_rabbit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/black_rabbit)\
**Post date:** [June 24, 2005, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/neckbeard-con-moustache-si-o-no/309659/23 "2005-06-24T16:48:44Z")

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@#$@. _Now_ I see what you mean.

Gimme a second…

…sometimes, I’m a little slow.

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**Author:** ![Scott\_Plaid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Scott\_Plaid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scott_Plaid)\
**Post date:** [June 24, 2005, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/neckbeard-con-moustache-si-o-no/309659/24 "2005-06-24T16:56:19Z")

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When I hit black455’s link, it took me to a pretty, pretty pink pictures with the words “NAMBLA” and something about a stolen image on it. I knew what to do, however, and so, I hit the refresh button. Up pops a picture of black455, who in my eyes, strongly resembles Shaggy, of the show “Scooby Doo”

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