# Necked Pizza Party **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 11, 2001, 5:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/necked-pizza-party/57522 "2001-03-11T05:57:52Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![LittleTassie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/edb3f5/32.png) [@LittleTassie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LittleTassie)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2001, 5:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/necked-pizza-party/57522/1 "2001-03-11T05:57:52Z")
::::: runs around wiggling & jiggling ::::::::: I,ve ordered pizzas! Drinks are on me! Who,s got the movies? ---
**Author:** ![Rasa](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rasa/32/3578_2.png) [@Rasa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rasa)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2001, 6:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/necked-pizza-party/57522/2 "2001-03-11T06:02:49Z")
Hmm. I’m suddenly glad I’m lactose intolerant. I’ve heard of weird stuff on pizza… but **necked** pizza? [sub]Oh… you mean nekkid…[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Ell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/e47774/32.png) [@Ell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ell)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2001, 6:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/necked-pizza-party/57522/3 "2001-03-11T06:05:46Z")
Ah, **Little Tassie** , we meet again That’s mighty nice of you to shout us drinks. Chuck us over a Cascade Premium. ---
**Author:** ![LittleTassie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/edb3f5/32.png) [@LittleTassie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LittleTassie)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2001, 6:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/necked-pizza-party/57522/4 "2001-03-11T06:27:47Z")
Cascade Premium comming right up! ::::: grabs some rum & coke and flops down on the couch :::::: ---
**Author:** ![blur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/dbc845/32.png) [@blur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blur)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2001, 6:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/necked-pizza-party/57522/5 "2001-03-11T06:53:10Z")
Another neckid pizza party? Well, I can never say no to a little pizza, so count me in! ---
**Author:** ![LittleTassie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/edb3f5/32.png) [@LittleTassie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LittleTassie)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2001, 9:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/necked-pizza-party/57522/6 "2001-03-11T09:00:37Z")
The bar is open ya know! ::::: grabs more rum and coke, looks around, downs it ::::::::: What,ll it be **blur**? ---
**Author:** ![blur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/dbc845/32.png) [@blur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blur)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2001, 9:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/necked-pizza-party/57522/7 "2001-03-11T09:51:28Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by LittleTassie \* > \*\*The bar is open ya know! > ::::: grabs more rum and coke, looks around, downs it ::::::::: > \*\* I’ll have what your having! ---
**Author:** ![Totoro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Totoro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Totoro)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2001, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/necked-pizza-party/57522/8 "2001-03-11T14:19:13Z")
Yet again, time to step out of the fur. WOOOO! Hey, can I have a Five-Alive? I don’t do alcohol. ---
**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2001, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/necked-pizza-party/57522/9 "2001-03-11T17:50:11Z")
Hardygrrl’s in! :::drops coat and sits down nekkid::: Can someone grab me a raspberry stoli lemonade-I’m parched! ---
**Author:** ![hypergirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/49beb7/32.png) [@hypergirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hypergirl)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2001, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/necked-pizza-party/57522/10 "2001-03-11T18:13:03Z")
I’ll have a slice of cheese and a Coke no ice. Unless you have Mike’s Hard Lemonade… ---
**Author:** ![Crunchy\_Frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ebca7d/32.png) [@Crunchy\_Frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crunchy_Frog)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2001, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/necked-pizza-party/57522/11 "2001-03-11T22:30:01Z")
I had to pop by because as we all know, wherever there be nekkid women, the Frog has to be there with his camcorder and Polaroid to record the event for posterity. BTW, miss newbie **Little Tassie** , it’s pretty much common knowledge around here that all female newbies must email me a nekkid picture of themselves or face the consequences. I’m not just making this up you know, it’s the rules. Now could someone hand me a slice of pepperoni and a Guinness? And where’s a good place to position my tripod? That’s tripod for the camcorder, you pervs. Sheesh… ---
**Author:** ![LittleTassie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/edb3f5/32.png) [@LittleTassie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LittleTassie)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2001, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/necked-pizza-party/57522/12 "2001-03-12T02:36:23Z")
Right over there is fine. :::::: strikes a pose for Mr Frog :::::::::: How’s this? A rum & coke for blur, five-alive for totoro, a raspberry stoli lemonade for hardygrrl, a slice of cheese and coke no ice for hypergirl. Anything else? Who’s got the movies? ---
**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2001, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/necked-pizza-party/57522/13 "2001-03-12T02:51:34Z")
I brought Goodfellas and Clerks on DVD. Can I get a slice of cheese? ---
**Author:** ![Crunchy\_Frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ebca7d/32.png) [@Crunchy\_Frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crunchy_Frog)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2001, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/necked-pizza-party/57522/14 "2001-03-12T02:57:37Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by LittleTassie \* > \*\*:::::: strikes a pose for Mr Frog :::::::::: > > How’s this?\*\* That’s great! Doesn’t it hurt to bend that way though? If I’d tried that, I’d cramp up in a heartbeat. And **hardygrrl** , those are a couple of good movies you got there, but how about we watch these first? ::Crunchy Frog takes two videos out of a tote bag:: I’ve got Good Will Humping, Pulp Friction, and a compilation tape titled Naughty Knockers. What shall we watch first? ---
**Author:** ![The\_Mermaid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@The\_Mermaid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Mermaid)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2001, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/necked-pizza-party/57522/15 "2001-03-12T03:11:57Z")
Lawd knows I loves me some nekked parties. But I think I’ll pass on the pizza though. The last time I dropped hot melted cheese on my bare skin it left a mark. I’m feeling a little reckless so I’ll have a Corona and a shot of Jose Ceurvo, please. ---
**Author:** ![LittleTassie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/edb3f5/32.png) [@LittleTassie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LittleTassie)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2001, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/necked-pizza-party/57522/16 "2001-03-12T03:16:50Z")
DVD? Here,s some cheese 4 you!!! Doesn,t hurt at all, Mr Frog, feels quite nice! :::::::: gets up on table and shakes that ass ::::::::: Pay no mind 2 me. Put in a movie! :::::: grabs some rum and climbs back on top the table :::::: ---
**Author:** ![LittleTassie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/edb3f5/32.png) [@LittleTassie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LittleTassie)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2001, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/necked-pizza-party/57522/17 "2001-03-12T03:20:03Z")
Corona & a shot of Jose Ceurvo for Ms Mermaid. If I blow on your pizza 2 cool it off, will you have some? ---
**Author:** ![Crunchy\_Frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ebca7d/32.png) [@Crunchy\_Frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crunchy_Frog)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2001, 4:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/necked-pizza-party/57522/18 "2001-03-12T04:56:55Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by LittleTassie \* > \*\*If I blow on your pizza 2 cool it off, will you have some? \*\* When you’re done with the pizza, will you blow on something for me? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Louie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c68b51/32.png) [@Louie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Louie)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2001, 5:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/necked-pizza-party/57522/19 "2001-03-12T05:29:45Z")
Did someone say pizza? _Louie brings more pizza for everyone_ Oh my, you all got some pepperonis on your chests. ---
**Author:** ![LittleTassie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/edb3f5/32.png) [@LittleTassie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LittleTassie)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2001, 6:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/necked-pizza-party/57522/20 "2001-03-12T06:12:57Z")
What do you want me 2 blow? :::::: thinks 4 a minute :::::::: C R U N C H Y ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! Thanx for the extra pizzas, Louie!!! Did u bring 1 with extra, EXTRA meat? [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/necked-pizza-party/57522.md?page=2)