# Necked Pizza Party **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 11, 2001, 5:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/necked-pizza-party/57522 "2001-03-11T05:57:52Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![LindyHopper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ebca7d/32.png) [@LindyHopper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LindyHopper)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2001, 7:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/necked-pizza-party/57522/21 "2001-03-12T07:18:11Z")
Gotta go with **The Mermaid** on this one. Hot melted cheese and nudity do not mix. But I’ve got some Cajun-flavored popcorn (goes well with nudity ;)) and I brought _Heathers, Dazed and Confused,_ and _Fargo._. Oh, and I’ll have a Seabreeze, thanks. Oh. You’re going to blow it off first, Tassie? :gets into the rapidly-forming line: ---
**Author:** ![LittleTassie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/edb3f5/32.png) [@LittleTassie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LittleTassie)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2001, 7:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/necked-pizza-party/57522/22 "2001-03-12T07:48:08Z")
::::: blows everyones pizza ::::: Great movies LindyHopper! Which one are we gonna watch first? ::::: grabs a slice of extra meat pizza :::::: mmmmmmmmm! meaty! ---
**Author:** ![dpr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/8797f3/32.png) [@dpr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dpr)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2001, 7:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/necked-pizza-party/57522/23 "2001-03-12T07:53:59Z")
Hey Tassie… Hope you don’t mind me dropping in and saying hi. Welcome to the boards. Oooh Meatlover’s pizza… BBQ base? Didn’t bring a vid tho’… _settles in to watch whatever_ ---
**Author:** ![LittleTassie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/edb3f5/32.png) [@LittleTassie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LittleTassie)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2001, 8:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/necked-pizza-party/57522/24 "2001-03-12T08:20:04Z")
TY and welcome to the party, dpr! O, you droped a little cheese right there. Let me get that off for you. You forgot to let me blow your pizza! Shame, shame! ---
**Author:** ![dpr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/8797f3/32.png) [@dpr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dpr)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2001, 8:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/necked-pizza-party/57522/25 "2001-03-12T08:45:41Z")
Forgot to blow my pizza? Boy are you going to fit in well around here… 😉 ---
**Author:** ![LittleTassie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/edb3f5/32.png) [@LittleTassie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LittleTassie)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2001, 9:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/necked-pizza-party/57522/26 "2001-03-12T09:10:26Z")
TY! Now, are you going to let me blow ur pizza or drop more hot cheese on urself? ::::: blows on dpr,s pizza :::::: Now isn,t that better? ---
**Author:** ![LittleTassie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/edb3f5/32.png) [@LittleTassie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LittleTassie)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2001, 9:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/necked-pizza-party/57522/27 "2001-03-12T09:18:49Z")
:::: climbs on top thy table ::: ::: looks around :::: :::: busts a move :::: - it,s my birthday! HAAA! HOOO! YAAA! OOO!\* HE HE! There any more meaty pizza left? ---
**Author:** ![dpr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/8797f3/32.png) [@dpr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dpr)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2001, 10:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/necked-pizza-party/57522/28 "2001-03-12T10:27:43Z")
Your birthday? Happy birthday!!! _sings while throwing Tassie some more pizza (pre-blown)_ ---
**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2001, 12:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/necked-pizza-party/57522/29 "2001-03-12T12:58:35Z")
That stoli sure hits the spot! Scoot over Tassie-hardygrrl wants to dance too. Anyone going to join us? ---
**Author:** ![dpr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/8797f3/32.png) [@dpr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dpr)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2001, 1:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/necked-pizza-party/57522/30 "2001-03-12T13:15:33Z")
Scoot yourself grrl… there’s enough room on that table for all three of us to drunkenly dance on. At least. _grooves (loudly)_ ---
**Author:** ![LittleTassie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/edb3f5/32.png) [@LittleTassie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LittleTassie)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2001, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/necked-pizza-party/57522/31 "2001-03-12T21:39:51Z")
::::: moves her grove thing between hardygrrl and dpr ::::::: OOOPS!!! I dropped a little pizza right there. Can some1 help me get it off? ---
**Author:** ![Zanshin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/e274bd/32.png) [@Zanshin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zanshin)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2001, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/necked-pizza-party/57522/32 "2001-03-12T22:22:10Z")
\ Do I have the right place? I brought some party stuff… \ Let’s see, I brought the Usual Suspects and Mallrats on DVD, and Mike’s Hard Lemonade, someone submitted a request?, a twelve-pack of Bass, a fifth of Jack, case of 7-Up, a couple of cans of Reddi Wip, some beads left over from Mardi Gras, and… oh god… That’s not mine, really. \ \ Does that girl have PIZZA on her? Hmmmmmm… How YOU doin’? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Zanshin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/e274bd/32.png) [@Zanshin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zanshin)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2001, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/necked-pizza-party/57522/33 "2001-03-12T22:27:56Z")
Oh yeah, and did I forget to mention I brought Twister? 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![LittleTassie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/edb3f5/32.png) [@LittleTassie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LittleTassie)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2001, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/necked-pizza-party/57522/34 "2001-03-13T01:38:26Z")
T W I S T E R ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! Would that be necked twister? ---
**Author:** ![LindyHopper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ebca7d/32.png) [@LindyHopper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LindyHopper)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2001, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/necked-pizza-party/57522/35 "2001-03-13T01:51:22Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by LittleTassie \* > > Great movies LindyHopper! Which one are we gonna watch first? Well, _Heathers_ is my favorite, but **The Infraggable Krunk** brought _The Usual Suspects_…damn, is that a hard choice…umm…I mean, a _difficult choice_. 😉 And as for Twister… :limbers up with a few Aikido stretches: Bring it on!! ---
**Author:** ![blur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/dbc845/32.png) [@blur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blur)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2001, 1:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/necked-pizza-party/57522/36 "2001-03-13T01:53:04Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by LittleTassie \* > \*\* > Would that be necked twister? \*\* You mean there is another kind? ---
**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2001, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/necked-pizza-party/57522/37 "2001-03-13T03:25:59Z")
:::hardygrrl hops off of table::: How about nekkkid twister-but to make it more interesting all players must be coated in baby oil. Can someone make sure my back’s covered? ::holds bottle of baby oil and smiles:: 😉 ---
**Author:** ![blur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/dbc845/32.png) [@blur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blur)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2001, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/necked-pizza-party/57522/38 "2001-03-13T03:40:16Z")
Here hardygrrl, I think you missed a spot. Lemme get it for ya. Here is a copy of the Tables, Ladders & Chairs video so you can see your guys. ---
**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2001, 3:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/necked-pizza-party/57522/39 "2001-03-13T03:47:27Z")
Thanks Blur! I left my copy at home. Better warn everybody though…watching Jeff Hardy gets me feeling frisky… And since he’s not here as far as I know… ::spins twister wheel:: Good thing I’m double jointed 😉 ---
**Author:** ![blur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/dbc845/32.png) [@blur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blur)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2001, 4:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/necked-pizza-party/57522/40 "2001-03-13T04:32:05Z")
Thats ok, now I won’t look like such a pig for checking out Lita! OK, I need another drink. Anyone need a refill? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/necked-pizza-party/57522.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/necked-pizza-party/57522.md?page=3)