# Necked Pizza Party **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 11, 2001, 5:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/necked-pizza-party/57522 "2001-03-11T05:57:52Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![LittleTassie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/edb3f5/32.png) [@LittleTassie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LittleTassie)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2001, 4:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/necked-pizza-party/57522/41 "2001-03-13T04:55:35Z")
I need some more straight rum. Who,s gonna rub the oil all over me? :::::: bends down for the oil bottle ::::::: ---
**Author:** ![Crunchy\_Frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ebca7d/32.png) [@Crunchy\_Frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crunchy_Frog)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2001, 5:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/necked-pizza-party/57522/42 "2001-03-13T05:00:19Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by LittleTassie \* > \*\*Who,s gonna rub the oil all over me? \*\* I’ll do you that service, sweetheart. Now back off all you other cretins, I’ve got dibs! How about we do some body shots after the rub down? ---
**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2001, 5:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/necked-pizza-party/57522/43 "2001-03-13T05:16:49Z")
How about bellybutton shots? All I need is a salt shaker,a lime wedge,the bottle of Cuervo and a willing victim…although Blur can have the 1st if that’s ok w/ everyone. Blur…want to play “what Matt and Lita do off-camera”? ---
**Author:** ![dpr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/8797f3/32.png) [@dpr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dpr)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2001, 5:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/necked-pizza-party/57522/44 "2001-03-13T05:20:38Z")
_has hands ready for rubbing and a bod ready to be rubbed_ ---
**Author:** ![blur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/dbc845/32.png) [@blur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blur)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2001, 5:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/necked-pizza-party/57522/45 "2001-03-13T05:29:33Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by hardygrrl \* > \*\*How about bellybutton shots? > All I need is a salt shaker,a lime wedge,the bottle of Cuervo and a willing victim…although Blur can have the 1st if that’s ok w/ everyone. > Blur…want to play “what Matt and Lita do off-camera”? \*\* Sure, I’ll even let you call me Matt if it makes you happy! ---
**Author:** ![blur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/dbc845/32.png) [@blur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blur)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2001, 5:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/necked-pizza-party/57522/46 "2001-03-13T05:33:07Z")
Hi **dpr**. I can’t help you with the rubbing right now, but have a drink, spin the twister spinner and come on in. ---
**Author:** ![LindyHopper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ebca7d/32.png) [@LindyHopper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LindyHopper)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2001, 5:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/necked-pizza-party/57522/47 "2001-03-13T05:39:12Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by hardygrrl \* > \*\*How about bellybutton shots? > > All I need is a salt shaker,a lime wedge,the bottle of Cuervo and a willing victim…although Blur can have the 1st if that’s ok w/ everyone. > > \*\* Actually, I prefer chilled vodka shots, with sugar and lemon instead of salt and lime… But I’m flexible! (rim shot) Hey, the pizza’s getting cold! Somebody order more! (Just keep it away from the naughty bits.) I’d say extra anchovies & garlic, but that might get a little much if the Twister game goes as it was appearing to (of course, if **everyone** has some, it’ll be fine… ;)😉 ) ---
**Author:** ![Tequila\_Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/41988e/32.png) [@Tequila\_Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tequila_Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2001, 5:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/necked-pizza-party/57522/48 "2001-03-13T05:46:01Z")
Hi hi hi, sorry I’m late. I brought some beer and cinnamon Altoids. \ [sub]surreptitiously sets up video camera in the corner[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2001, 5:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/necked-pizza-party/57522/49 "2001-03-13T05:46:40Z")
No problem Blur…or we can play “hardygrrl gets backstage and shows Jeff just what a big fan she is.” We’ll need a bottle of honey though…and I hope you’re well rested 😉 Can someone grab me a a refill on my drink? ---
**Author:** ![LindyHopper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ebca7d/32.png) [@LindyHopper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LindyHopper)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2001, 5:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/necked-pizza-party/57522/50 "2001-03-13T05:59:19Z")
**hardygrrl** : Stoli raspberry lemonade, right? Here ya go! And, **Tequila Mockingbird** : Cinnamon Altoids, mmmmmm… :goes into TM-and-Altoid-induced trance: ---
**Author:** ![blur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/dbc845/32.png) [@blur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blur)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2001, 6:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/necked-pizza-party/57522/51 "2001-03-13T06:01:43Z")
Hi **Tequilla**. How’ve ya been? Did I see you put something down in the corner? Heres your refill **hardygrrl**. I’m very well rested tonight. **LindyHopper** , heres your vodka. Enjoy. Hey, where did **Tassie** go, I thought this was her party? ---
**Author:** ![LittleTassie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/edb3f5/32.png) [@LittleTassie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LittleTassie)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2001, 6:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/necked-pizza-party/57522/52 "2001-03-13T06:12:44Z")
I,m right here! Hey, someone get me a HARD drink, please? Hey blur, I think Crunchy might have missed a spot. :::::: rubs dpr down with baby oil ::::::: And um blur can you come over here in this corner where no one can see us for a minute, please? I have some thing I want to show you 😃 ---
**Author:** ![LindyHopper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ebca7d/32.png) [@LindyHopper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LindyHopper)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2001, 6:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/necked-pizza-party/57522/53 "2001-03-13T06:13:16Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by blur \* > > **LindyHopper** , heres your vodka. Enjoy. Thanks. Mmmm… > [@](#): > > Hey, where did **Tassie** go, I thought this was her party? \*\* I was just wondering the same thing. What time is it in Tasmania, anyway? Hey, **Tassie** , WAKE UP!!! There’s some serious nekkid pizza eatin’ and Twister playin’ goin’ on here! ---
**Author:** ![Tequila\_Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/41988e/32.png) [@Tequila\_Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tequila_Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2001, 6:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/necked-pizza-party/57522/54 "2001-03-13T06:22:14Z")
Hey blur. I’ve been sober for too long! Corner? What corner? ::innocent look:: Oh sheesh, I forgot, LittleTassie, I brought you a welcoming gift. A bottle of Visene and a box of NoDoze, now that you’ve found this place, you’ll probably need these. (At least now you can LOOK like you’ve rested) ---
**Author:** ![LittleTassie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/edb3f5/32.png) [@LittleTassie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LittleTassie)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2001, 6:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/necked-pizza-party/57522/55 "2001-03-13T06:29:51Z")
OOOOOO!!! Thank you so much, hon! :::::: gives Tequila a BIG kiss right smack on the lips :::::: ---
**Author:** ![LittleTassie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/edb3f5/32.png) [@LittleTassie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LittleTassie)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2001, 6:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/necked-pizza-party/57522/56 "2001-03-13T06:31:26Z")
:::: grabs Tequila and climbs up on the table :::: :::: does a little dance for Tequila :::::: ---
**Author:** ![dpr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/8797f3/32.png) [@dpr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dpr)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2001, 6:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/necked-pizza-party/57522/57 "2001-03-13T06:33:49Z")
_hugs Tequila welcome - notices the camera but says nothing_ Join the party TM. _drags her up on the table with himself and tassie_ Hmmm… two pretty naked gals… _shares baby oil for the twister party later_ ---
**Author:** ![blur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/dbc845/32.png) [@blur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blur)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2001, 6:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/necked-pizza-party/57522/58 "2001-03-13T06:40:53Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by LittleTassie \* > \*\* > And um blur can you come over here in this corner where no one can see us for a minute, please? I have some thing I want to show you 😃 \*\* Uh-Oh, I think I’m in trouble. ---
**Author:** ![LittleTassie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/edb3f5/32.png) [@LittleTassie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LittleTassie)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2001, 7:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/necked-pizza-party/57522/59 "2001-03-13T07:43:23Z")
B L U R ! ! ! ! Trouble isn,t the word! HE HE HE!!! ---
**Author:** ![Kahuzza\_Rebuzza](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Kahuzza\_Rebuzza](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kahuzza_Rebuzza)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2001, 7:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/necked-pizza-party/57522/60 "2001-03-13T07:49:55Z")
hi! just came! heard about the baby oil and twister I can show you a twister with this here baby oil One rule tho, so it doesn’t get out of hand count the legs and divide by two…any more than 14 and this table will brake and someone get me a stolli! And a carona! and a becks! and well, some scotch, whisky, a kebab, a vindaloo, a dvd player, one of those red things with nobbly bits, a pop up edition of the karma suitra, and finally, a fried egg, chilly, cheese & chutney sandwich with a side serving of red dwarf DVD’s. AND DONT FORGET THE BOOZE [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/necked-pizza-party/57522.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/necked-pizza-party/57522.md?page=4)