# Necked Pizza Party **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 11, 2001, 5:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/necked-pizza-party/57522 "2001-03-11T05:57:52Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 10\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![LittleTassie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/edb3f5/32.png) [@LittleTassie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LittleTassie)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2001, 8:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/necked-pizza-party/57522/61 "2001-03-13T08:05:55Z")
::::::::::: hands Kahuzza\_Rebuzzaa stolli, a carona, a becks, scotch, whisky, a kebab, a vindaloo, a dvd player, one of those red things with nobbly bits, a pop up edition of the karma suitra, and finally, a fried egg, chilly, cheese & chutney sandwich with a side serving of red dwarf DVD’s. ::::::::::: ---
**Author:** ![Tequila\_Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/41988e/32.png) [@Tequila\_Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tequila_Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2001, 9:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/necked-pizza-party/57522/62 "2001-03-13T09:08:38Z")
hmmm I think we really should have some crappy movies here…everyone’s too quiet…like they are watching the movie or something… :digs in her bag and pulls out a couple movies: These should do the trick… [sub]Tank Girl and Shanghai Surprise[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![LittleTassie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/edb3f5/32.png) [@LittleTassie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LittleTassie)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2001, 9:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/necked-pizza-party/57522/63 "2001-03-13T09:44:24Z")
_psst! Hey Tequila… why don,t we make our own little show_ ---
**Author:** ![dpr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/8797f3/32.png) [@dpr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dpr)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2001, 10:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/necked-pizza-party/57522/64 "2001-03-13T10:47:37Z")
But I LIKE Tank Girl… Tho’ I WANT to be distracted… ---
**Author:** ![Watermelon\_Man](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/22d042/32.png) [@Watermelon\_Man](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Watermelon_Man)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2001, 11:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/necked-pizza-party/57522/65 "2001-03-13T11:57:50Z")
::comes through the door carrying a cask of Guinness:: Anyone want some??? ::shows the sack of clothes he has brought along from where he dropped tem in T.M.'s party:: Where do I drop these??? ---
**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2001, 1:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/necked-pizza-party/57522/66 "2001-03-13T13:00:16Z")
Thanks Blur! ::chugs the raspberry stoli lemonade:: Weren’t we going to play a game? ::‘accidently’ squirts honey on Blur’s chest-and licks it off:: Oh Jeff you ARE poetry in motion. Can I give you a Broncobuster? I promise to be gentle 😉 ---
**Author:** ![LittleTassie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/edb3f5/32.png) [@LittleTassie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LittleTassie)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2001, 10:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/necked-pizza-party/57522/67 "2001-03-14T10:06:38Z")
Why doesn,t any one _accidently_ squirt hony on **my** chest and lick it off? And why isn,t any one playing necked twister? ---
**Author:** ![big\_yellow\_kingswood](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/8e8cbc/32.png) [@big\_yellow\_kingswood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/big_yellow_kingswood)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2001, 10:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/necked-pizza-party/57522/68 "2001-03-14T10:29:46Z")
Nice party, you’ve got here, MappaTassie… (shit… LittleTassie, I meant… damn freudian slips!) Anyway, who wants more pizza? I’ve got an unlimited supply. At least until my dad sells his pizza parlour… Carrying these damn pizza’s is hot work. I think I’ll have a VB, and join the show on the table. But first things first… **Lights big bastard joint and has a puff** Who’s next?? ---
**Author:** ![dpr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/8797f3/32.png) [@dpr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dpr)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2001, 11:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/necked-pizza-party/57522/69 "2001-03-14T11:32:31Z")
_starts playing naked Twister_ Who’s with me? ---
**Author:** ![Zanshin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/e274bd/32.png) [@Zanshin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zanshin)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2001, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/necked-pizza-party/57522/70 "2001-03-14T15:51:06Z")
\ _jumps up from behind the couch, miscellaneous items of debris stuck to his body_ Hey, doesn’t anyone ever CLEAN back here? Sorry, must have lost consciousness for a while – damn tequila shots do it to me every time! Naked Twister? Let’s get some of them wimmenfolks over here and get to it! _strips down, wearing nothing but a wide grin_ [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/necked-pizza-party/57522.md?page=3)