# Need a funny e-card

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-a-funny-e-card/483040>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [January 26, 2009, 10:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-a-funny-e-card/483040 "2009-01-26T10:35:43Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 8\
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**Author:** ![A\_Spoonful\_of\_Awesome](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3be4f8/32.png) [@A\_Spoonful\_of\_Awesome](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/A_Spoonful_of_Awesome)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2009, 10:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-a-funny-e-card/483040/1 "2009-01-26T10:35:43Z")

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So it’s my stepfather’s birthday today and, as I currently reside in India, saving the world one diabetic vegetarian at a time, I cannot be there to celebrate. Since sending a package would cost me more than the average yearly salary out here, I’d like to at least make him smile. Anybody know a good e-card site? The running tradition has been Hoops & Yoyo (if you’ve never seen 'em, they’re action-packed with hilarity) but between my family, we’ve kinda done that to death.

I need something new. Fresh. Clever. It doesn’t have to necessarily be sfw, or even a birthday card. Another running family joke is to get a card that has absolutely nothing to do with the holiday being celebrated. I once sent my sister a ‘congrats on your baby’ card… in Spanish… complete with my very incorrect but funny-to-me english translation… when she was in the hospital with Hodgkin’s Disease (she’s fine now and I like to think it was the magical gift of laughter that healed her… well, that and the chemo… but mostly the magic laughter bit…) Any help you can offer me would be dipped in chocolate and covered in sprinkles.  
🙂

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**Author:** ![willthekittensurvive](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/91b2a8/32.png) [@willthekittensurvive](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/willthekittensurvive)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2009, 10:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-a-funny-e-card/483040/2 "2009-01-26T10:45:23Z")

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well there is the [If you were a zombie and had to kill you, I would be sad](http://www.ifyouwereazombie.com/)

or maybe [this](http://www.someecards.com/)

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**Author:** ![Nava](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/da6949/32.png) [@Nava](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nava)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2009, 12:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-a-funny-e-card/483040/3 "2009-01-26T12:02:41Z")

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[Kukuxumusu](http://www.kukuxumusu.com/web/index_cas.php)’s webpage has an English version (I hope you have good eyesight, tho, they seem to think everybody has huge monitors). The postcards themselves are 99% mute humor, so valid in any language. I’m not going to try to explain the muuuuuuus one…

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**Author:** ![Scarlett67](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scarlett67/32/7387_2.png) [@Scarlett67](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scarlett67)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2009, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-a-funny-e-card/483040/4 "2009-01-26T15:56:11Z")

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I’m fond of [Some E-Cards](http://www.someecards.com).

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**Author:** ![XJETGIRLX](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/9fc29f/32.png) [@XJETGIRLX](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/XJETGIRLX)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2009, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-a-funny-e-card/483040/5 "2009-01-26T15:58:57Z")

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> [@Scarlett67](#):
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> I’m fond of [Some E-Cards](http://www.someecards.com).

Ditto this.

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**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2009, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-a-funny-e-card/483040/6 "2009-01-26T16:56:47Z")

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Fourthing the recommendation for [www.someecards.com](http://www.someecards.com)

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**Author:** ![Hazle\_Weatherfield](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Hazle\_Weatherfield](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hazle_Weatherfield)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2009, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-a-funny-e-card/483040/7 "2009-01-26T17:52:20Z")

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Exactimundo!

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**Author:** ![A\_Spoonful\_of\_Awesome](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3be4f8/32.png) [@A\_Spoonful\_of\_Awesome](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/A_Spoonful_of_Awesome)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2009, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-a-funny-e-card/483040/8 "2009-01-26T21:01:22Z")

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Muchos Gracias my friends! Love someecards! You win!
