# Need a good "how I broke my hand" story

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-a-good-how-i-broke-my-hand-story/438390>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [February 20, 2008, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-a-good-how-i-broke-my-hand-story/438390 "2008-02-20T17:28:47Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 4\
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**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\
**Post date:** [February 22, 2008, 3:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-a-good-how-i-broke-my-hand-story/438390/61 "2008-02-22T03:57:53Z")

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“Turns out the baby’s head was harder than he thought.”

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**Author:** ![shaquile\_bro\_neal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/dc4da7/32.png) [@shaquile\_bro\_neal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/shaquile_bro_neal)\
**Post date:** [June 28, 2014, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-a-good-how-i-broke-my-hand-story/438390/62 "2014-06-28T16:04:00Z")

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You have to say that he was breaking up a fight between a bear and a hobo and he broke his hand punching the bear in the face.

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**Author:** ![johnpost](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f17d59/32.png) [@johnpost](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/johnpost)\
**Post date:** [June 28, 2014, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-a-good-how-i-broke-my-hand-story/438390/63 "2014-06-28T17:13:29Z")

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zombie or no

baby stomp.

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**Author:** ![Fubaya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c2a13f/32.png) [@Fubaya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fubaya)\
**Post date:** [June 28, 2014, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-a-good-how-i-broke-my-hand-story/438390/64 "2014-06-28T17:38:20Z")

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Masturbation related injury

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