# Need a laugh? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 14, 2007, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-a-laugh/408008 "2007-06-14T16:44:05Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Mouse\_Maven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ac91a4/32.png) [@Mouse\_Maven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mouse_Maven)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2007, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-a-laugh/408008/1 "2007-06-14T16:44:05Z")
[Here you go.](http://giantmonstersattack.blogspot.com/2007/06/monstrous-motivational-posters.html) 😃 ---
**Author:** ![SnakesCatLady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4af34b/32.png) [@SnakesCatLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SnakesCatLady)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2007, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-a-laugh/408008/2 "2007-06-14T16:49:30Z")
Mine is more of a [giggle](http://www.fotocommunity.de/pc/pc/mypics/12278/display/8841155). ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2007, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-a-laugh/408008/3 "2007-06-14T16:51:40Z")
**BWAAAHAAAHAAAHAAA!!!** Oh and… FEAR ME! Your Name/Username: swampbear You are a: Huge Primate As a result of… Your creation by an ancient, mysterious civilization Offensive Ability: Breath Weapon (Acid) Secondary Ability: Energy Absorption and Redirection Achilles Heel: Love Resistance to heavy artillery: Near Indestructible Primary motivation? Protecting Mother Earth The first location you attack: Berlin, Germany :eek: 😃 ---
**Author:** ![RyJae](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/9d8465/32.png) [@RyJae](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RyJae)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2007, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-a-laugh/408008/4 "2007-06-14T16:54:34Z")
[QUOTE=swampbear] **BWAAAHAAAHAAAHAAA!!!** Oh and… FEAR ME! Your Name/Username: swampbear You are a: Huge Primate As a result of… Your creation by an ancient, mysterious civilization Offensive Ability: Breath Weapon (Acid) Secondary Ability: Energy Absorption and Redirection Achilles Heel: Love Resistance to heavy artillery: Near Indestructible Primary motivation? Protecting Mother Earth The first location you attack: Berlin, Germany :eek: 😃 [/QUOTE] Your Name/Username: Ryjae You are a: Giant, Flying Insect As a result of… Hailing from an alternate dimension Offensive Ability: Projectile Venom Secondary Ability: Toxic Skin Achilles Heel: MASER Cannons Resistance to heavy artillery: High Primary motivation? Hunger The first location you attack: Berlin, Germany Looks like you can hop on my back for our combined attack on Berlin. ---
**Author:** ![Mouse\_Maven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ac91a4/32.png) [@Mouse\_Maven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mouse_Maven)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2007, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-a-laugh/408008/5 "2007-06-14T17:01:02Z")
Your Name/Username: Mouse\_Maven You are a: Gigantic Human As a result of… A ritualistic summoning to this plane of existence Offensive Ability: Psychic Blast Secondary Ability: Radioactive Aura Achilles Heel: Chemical Sensitivity Resistance to heavy artillery: Moderate Primary motivation? To be left alone The first location you attack: Rome, Italy I’ll get to Rome, right after I star in a block-buster flim with a confusing plot. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Mouse\_Maven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ac91a4/32.png) [@Mouse\_Maven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mouse_Maven)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2007, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-a-laugh/408008/6 "2007-06-14T17:09:29Z")
[QUOTE=SnakesCatLady] Mine is more of a [giggle](http://www.fotocommunity.de/pc/pc/mypics/12278/display/8841155). [/QUOTE] Giggles and squeee’s. Nice combo. I give it a 8 out of 10. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2007, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-a-laugh/408008/7 "2007-06-14T17:13:49Z")
[QUOTE=RyJae] Your Name/Username: Ryjae You are a: Giant, Flying Insect As a result of… Hailing from an alternate dimension Offensive Ability: Projectile Venom Secondary Ability: Toxic Skin Achilles Heel: MASER Cannons Resistance to heavy artillery: High Primary motivation? Hunger The first location you attack: Berlin, Germany Looks like you can hop on my back for our combined attack on Berlin. [/QUOTE] Sounds good to me. Ya know, I got nuttin’ against Berlin, but I guess if we’re supposed to attack/destroy major world cities Berlin’s as good a place as any to start. So, afterwards do we team up with **Mouse\_Maven** to finish off Rome or do we just hop on over to say Paris or Madrid for dessert? ---
**Author:** ![RyJae](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/9d8465/32.png) [@RyJae](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RyJae)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2007, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-a-laugh/408008/8 "2007-06-14T17:23:03Z")
[QUOTE=swampbear] Sounds good to me. Ya know, I got nuttin’ against Berlin, but I guess if we’re supposed to attack/destroy major world cities Berlin’s as good a place as any to start. So, afterwards do we team up with **Mouse\_Maven** to finish off Rome or do we just hop on over to say Paris or Madrid for dessert? [/QUOTE] We could go to Rome and have Mouse\_Maven for dessert, it **is** hunger that is my primary motivation. ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2007, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-a-laugh/408008/9 "2007-06-14T17:29:16Z")
[QUOTE=RyJae] We could go to Rome and have Mouse\_Maven for dessert, it **is** hunger that is my primary motivation. [/QUOTE] I ain’t even _thinkin’ about_ much less [touching](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=424865) **Mouse-Maven** right now! :eek: 😃 ---
**Author:** ![DiggitCamara](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/df788c/32.png) [@DiggitCamara](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DiggitCamara)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2007, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-a-laugh/408008/10 "2007-06-14T17:33:49Z")
[QUOTE=swampbear] Sounds good to me. Ya know, I got nuttin’ against Berlin, but I guess if we’re supposed to attack/destroy major world cities Berlin’s as good a place as any to start. So, afterwards do we team up with **Mouse\_Maven** to finish off Rome or do we just hop on over to say Paris or Madrid for dessert? [/QUOTE] Wouldn’t **RyJae** ’s toxic skin kill you, **swampbear**? ---
**Author:** ![RyJae](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/9d8465/32.png) [@RyJae](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RyJae)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2007, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-a-laugh/408008/11 "2007-06-14T17:36:11Z")
[QUOTE=DiggitCamara] Wouldn’t **RyJae** ’s toxic skin kill you, **swampbear**? [/QUOTE] Way to let my dinner get away :mad: ---
**Author:** ![Mouse\_Maven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ac91a4/32.png) [@Mouse\_Maven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mouse_Maven)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2007, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-a-laugh/408008/12 "2007-06-14T17:38:10Z")
[QUOTE=RyJae] We could go to Rome and have Mouse\_Maven for dessert, it **is** hunger that is my primary motivation. [/QUOTE] I’m not sure if I should be flattered or would be flattened. 😕 [QUOTE=swampbear] I ain’t even thinkin’ about much less touching Mouse-Maven right now! [/QUOTE] 🆒 Now, where is my big-ass sucking pit of doom power? I could use _that_. Waitaminute - that would be the kid. Never mind. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![DiggitCamara](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/df788c/32.png) [@DiggitCamara](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DiggitCamara)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2007, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-a-laugh/408008/13 "2007-06-14T17:39:00Z")
[QUOTE=RyJae] Way to let my dinner get away :mad: [/QUOTE] The way I see it, it would be cooler if you first fought it out and then the winner went on to attack Berlin, Germany. 🆒 BTW, how do you get to generate your monster profile? ---
**Author:** ![RyJae](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/9d8465/32.png) [@RyJae](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RyJae)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2007, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-a-laugh/408008/14 "2007-06-14T17:41:50Z")
[QUOTE=DiggitCamara] The way I see it, it would be cooler if you first fought it out and then the winner went on to attack Berlin, Germany. 🆒 BTW, how do you get to generate your monster profile? [/QUOTE] [Here](http://www.memegen.net/viewmeme.pl?meme=1075081213). I hope you’re something I can eat too, and vulnerable to my powers MUHAAAA 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![DiggitCamara](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/df788c/32.png) [@DiggitCamara](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DiggitCamara)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2007, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-a-laugh/408008/15 "2007-06-14T17:49:47Z")
[QUOTE=RyJae] [Here](http://www.memegen.net/viewmeme.pl?meme=1075081213). I hope you’re something I can eat too, and vulnerable to my powers MUHAAAA 🙂 [/QUOTE] … I’ll get back on that to you later. The firewall at work is blocking the site. :mad: But, since I’m still a puny human, my guess is you will have eaten me by then. :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2007, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-a-laugh/408008/16 "2007-06-14T17:51:04Z")
Your Name/Username: Sunspace You are a: Shapeless Blob As a result of… Genetic/molecular alteration Offensive Ability: Razor-Sharp Claws/Appendages Secondary Ability: Regeneration Achilles Heel: MASER Cannons Resistance to heavy artillery: Above Average Primary motivation? To be left alone The first location you attack: Sydney, Australia Looks like I’m off to Bizarro-land (I mean, Australia)! ---
**Author:** ![Lanzy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/74df32/32.png) [@Lanzy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lanzy)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2007, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-a-laugh/408008/17 "2007-06-14T17:58:23Z")
meh ---
**Author:** ![Kythereia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e8c25b/32.png) [@Kythereia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kythereia)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2007, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-a-laugh/408008/18 "2007-06-14T18:16:26Z")
Your Name/Username: Kythereia You are a: Shapeless Blob As a result of… Hailing from an alternate dimension Offensive Ability: Projectile Venom Secondary Ability: Enhanced Strength Achilles Heel: Love Resistance to heavy artillery: Above Average Primary motivation? To be left alone The first location you attack: Vancouver, Canada FEAR ME, VANCOUVER! MWHAHAHAHAHAHA! ---
**Author:** ![gigi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a587f6/32.png) [@gigi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gigi)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2007, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-a-laugh/408008/19 "2007-06-14T18:24:13Z")
Your Name/Username: gigi You are a: Colossal Arachnid As a result of… A scientific experiment gone horribly wrong Offensive Ability: Ocular Energy Blast Secondary Ability: Enhanced Strength Achilles Heel: Extreme Cold Resistance to heavy artillery: Low Primary motivation? Delusions of Godhood The first location you attack: Los Angeles, U.S.A 😃 Look out, left coast. ---
**Author:** ![gigi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a587f6/32.png) [@gigi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gigi)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2007, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-a-laugh/408008/20 "2007-06-14T18:27:01Z")
I clicked her link to [www.cuteoverload.com](http://www.cuteoverload.com). Squee, naked panda! [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-a-laugh/408008.md?page=2)