# Need a new screen name? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 18, 2000, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-a-new-screen-name/12942 "2000-01-18T20:54:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![WallyM7](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b5e925/32.png) [@WallyM7](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WallyM7)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2000, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-a-new-screen-name/12942/21 "2000-01-18T21:22:00Z")
**Homocidal Terrahawk** at your service. * * * Keyboard not found. Press F1 to continue. ---
**Author:** ![WallyM7](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b5e925/32.png) [@WallyM7](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WallyM7)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2000, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-a-new-screen-name/12942/22 "2000-01-18T21:24:00Z")
My wife is **Stumble Mouth.** Maybe there’s something to this. * * * Keyboard not found. Press F1 to continue. ---
**Author:** ![Nu\_Vo\_Da\_Da](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/97f17d/32.png) [@Nu\_Vo\_Da\_Da](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nu_Vo_Da_Da)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2000, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-a-new-screen-name/12942/23 "2000-01-18T21:24:00Z")
From now on, you must all refer to me as… Alarming-Named Wolfman. hm, actually thats not too bad of a name… ---
**Author:** ![RTA](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b4bc9f/32.png) [@RTA](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTA)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2000, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-a-new-screen-name/12942/24 "2000-01-18T21:26:00Z")
**Ol’ Filthy, Sweaty Bastard** keepin’ it real. Top that one, Yo! Peace - ---
**Author:** ![boli](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e99b99/32.png) [@boli](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boli)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2000, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-a-new-screen-name/12942/25 "2000-01-18T21:28:00Z")
These names are hilarious! You can now refer to me as “Alarmingly Named Wolfman”. My best friend: Illegitimate Muslim Fundamentalist. My best male friend: Dubious Masturbatah-X (how fitting) ---
**Author:** ![Globe-trotter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cab0a1/32.png) [@Globe-trotter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Globe-trotter)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2000, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-a-new-screen-name/12942/26 "2000-01-18T21:29:00Z")
Oh my goodness. Ladies and gentlemen, 'tis I, **Alarmingly-Named Wolfman**. I love it! ::bares fangs and growls:: * * * Some drink at the fountain of knowledge…others just gargle. ---
**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2000, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-a-new-screen-name/12942/27 "2000-01-18T21:29:00Z")
“Tha Ever So Weary Assistant.” It’s funny because it’s true . . . ---
**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2000, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-a-new-screen-name/12942/28 "2000-01-18T21:30:00Z")
Hah! **Tha Eurythmic King of Nowhere**. Actually it’s quite appropiate for Uncle Beer. If I punch in my real name I get the same result as Wally, “Homocidal Terrahawk.” Strange. * * * That it is unwise to be heedless ourselves while we are giving advice to others, I will show in a few lines. – Phædrus – ---
**Author:** ![Globe-trotter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cab0a1/32.png) [@Globe-trotter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Globe-trotter)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2000, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-a-new-screen-name/12942/29 "2000-01-18T21:30:00Z")
Oh well, so much for being the only one having that name. ---
**Author:** ![missdavis102](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7feea3/32.png) [@missdavis102](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/missdavis102)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2000, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-a-new-screen-name/12942/30 "2000-01-18T21:31:00Z")
I’m the **Sheepish Lord of Chaos???** Wu-Hoo! ---
**Author:** ![Lord\_Derfel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/bb73d2/32.png) [@Lord\_Derfel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Derfel)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2000, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-a-new-screen-name/12942/31 "2000-01-18T21:33:00Z")
**Curly-Haired Slacker** here. Now, where do I sign up for the Church O’ Apathy…ah, who cares. ---
**Author:** ![missdavis102](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7feea3/32.png) [@missdavis102](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/missdavis102)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2000, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-a-new-screen-name/12942/32 "2000-01-18T21:34:00Z")
Just noticed the CrackWhore and I have more in common than I thought… not that that’s a bad thing. Weird. ---
**Author:** ![mega\_the\_roo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3da27b/32.png) [@mega\_the\_roo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mega_the_roo)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2000, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-a-new-screen-name/12942/33 "2000-01-18T21:41:00Z")
**Ol` Mucky Terrahawk** seems as though i’m related to wally. * * * “human beings, vegetables, or cosmic dust; we all dance to a mysterious tune, intoned in the distance by an invisible piper.” - albert einstein ---
**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2000, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-a-new-screen-name/12942/34 "2000-01-18T21:41:00Z")
To become a member of [The Church O’ Apathy](http://www.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum7/HTML/000722.html) just click the link. * * * That it is unwise to be heedless ourselves while we are giving advice to others, I will show in a few lines. – Phædrus – ---
**Author:** ![pluto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f08c70/32.png) [@pluto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pluto)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2000, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-a-new-screen-name/12942/35 "2000-01-18T21:42:00Z")
Has anyone ever seen PurpleCrackwhore and missdavis102 at the same place at the same time? I thought not. There are rules now about using multiple screen names, ya know! ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2000, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-a-new-screen-name/12942/36 "2000-01-18T21:42:00Z")
Ol’ Mucky Terrahawk swooping in! Don’t EVEN go there, Sweaty Butcher! 😉 -Melin ---
**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2000, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-a-new-screen-name/12942/37 "2000-01-18T21:42:00Z")
Hmm… my name is Top-Heavy Hookjaw too. * * * – Teeming Millions: [http://fathom.org/teemingmillions](http://fathom.org/teemingmillions) “Meat flaps, yellow!” - DrainBead, naked co-ed Twister chat O p a l C a t [www.opalcat.com](http://www.opalcat.com) ---
**Author:** ![Sylence](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b19c9b/32.png) [@Sylence](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sylence)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2000, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-a-new-screen-name/12942/38 "2000-01-18T21:42:00Z")
**Tha Winged Cow** reporting for duty. – Sylence * * * I don’t have an evil side. Just a really, really apathetic one. ---
**Author:** ![BoBettie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4af34b/32.png) [@BoBettie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BoBettie)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2000, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-a-new-screen-name/12942/39 "2000-01-18T21:43:00Z")
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**Author:** ![Greathouse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/greathouse/32/2992_2.png) [@Greathouse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Greathouse)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2000, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-a-new-screen-name/12942/40 "2000-01-18T21:43:00Z")
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