# Need a new screen name? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 18, 2000, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-a-new-screen-name/12942 "2000-01-18T20:54:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2000, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-a-new-screen-name/12942/41 "2000-01-18T21:43:00Z")
Mega! My long-lost identical twin sister! -Melin ---
**Author:** ![Polycarp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Polycarp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Polycarp)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2000, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-a-new-screen-name/12942/42 "2000-01-18T21:46:00Z")
Just tried it with Polycarp – which of course required two names, so Poly + Carp. I am now **Contagious Specialist**. Hmmmm… ---
**Author:** ![Doctor\_Jackson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doctor_jackson/32/32_2.png) [@Doctor\_Jackson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doctor_Jackson)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2000, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-a-new-screen-name/12942/43 "2000-01-18T21:51:00Z")
Stand back! **Cheeky Delinquent** gonna bust a move! Or move a bust. Or something. I like it. * * * The overwhelming majority of people have more than the average (mean) number of legs. – E. Grebenik ---
**Author:** ![Catrandom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7bcc69/32.png) [@Catrandom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Catrandom)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2000, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-a-new-screen-name/12942/44 "2000-01-18T21:53:00Z")
Another **Contagious Specialist** checking in! So it’s you, me and Cecil, Polycarp. Shall we form a hip-hop cooperative of our own? Catrandom ---
**Author:** ![ReservoirDog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/8edcca/32.png) [@ReservoirDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ReservoirDog)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2000, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-a-new-screen-name/12942/45 "2000-01-18T21:53:00Z")
All right. Evidently, there is no “translation” at all. Given the repeats, I guess there’s just a random (and all too short) list of names from which it picks regardless of what you type in. I apologize for referring everyone to such a shoddy site. ---
**Author:** ![BurnMeUp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/91b2a8/32.png) [@BurnMeUp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BurnMeUp)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2000, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-a-new-screen-name/12942/46 "2000-01-18T21:54:00Z")
Y0 Y0! Ol` Mucky Terrahawk Iz in da hawwwse! What da dilly-yo? ## jez keepin it real and phunky phresh! If you feel that you must suffer, then plan your suffering carefully–as you choose your dreams, as you conceive your ancestors. ---
**Author:** ![Delta-9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3be4f8/32.png) [@Delta-9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Delta-9)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2000, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-a-new-screen-name/12942/47 "2000-01-18T22:02:00Z")
Hold on there Res– Mine is “Gratuitous F-REEK” Could not be MORE apropriate! 😃 * * * The odds that the bread will fall butter side down are directly proportional to the cost of the carpet. ---
**Author:** ![Jodi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/7feea3/32.png) [@Jodi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jodi)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2000, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-a-new-screen-name/12942/48 "2000-01-18T22:02:00Z")
I . . . am the **Asthmatic Enemy of God**. That’s what it says. I’m going to have to work on my Darth Vader breathing. * * * Jodi _Fiat Justitia_ ---
**Author:** ![Angkins](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/fbc32d/32.png) [@Angkins](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angkins)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2000, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-a-new-screen-name/12942/49 "2000-01-18T22:05:00Z")
Well I got a new one!! Cybernetic Tiger I feel a purr coming on all of a sudden…but at the same time I’m in a pissy mood… Go figure huh? ---
**Author:** ![mega\_the\_roo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3da27b/32.png) [@mega\_the\_roo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mega_the_roo)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2000, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-a-new-screen-name/12942/50 "2000-01-18T22:06:00Z")
it may repeat, but i don’t know how random it is. if you go back and put your name in, it comes up the same. hmm. but anyway, i just came to post my brothers name as it doesn’t seem to have come up. so here we are: **Spunky Misunderstood Genius** (please, nobody tell him) 🙂 * * * “human beings, vegetables, or cosmic dust; we all dance to a mysterious tune, intoned in the distance by an invisible piper.” - albert einstein ---
**Author:** ![Diane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/2acd7d/32.png) [@Diane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diane)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2000, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-a-new-screen-name/12942/51 "2000-01-18T22:11:00Z")
Da da da duuuuuum. . . . \*\*Well-Liked Assman \*\* (make it AssWOMAN) Move over Kramer! * * * \>^,^\< KITTEN Fluff yer hair Beula, I’s feelin frisky - M.S. ---
**Author:** ![BunnyGirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/22d042/32.png) [@BunnyGirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BunnyGirl)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2000, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-a-new-screen-name/12942/52 "2000-01-18T22:12:00Z")
Tater! We are one. I too am a Fishmonger (I did go to Red Lobster for lunch). Must be set up on some kind of rotational basis; I got the same name for my SDMB screen name as for my real name. ---
**Author:** ![Kepi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kepi/32/7251_2.png) [@Kepi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kepi)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2000, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-a-new-screen-name/12942/53 "2000-01-18T22:15:00Z")
I think I have the most-disturbing name so far - **My Cousin tha Wife-Beatah**! What up wit dat? My SO is **Sabre-Toothed Portillo**. What the hell does that mean? ---
**Author:** ![TheNerd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/858c86/32.png) [@TheNerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheNerd)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2000, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-a-new-screen-name/12942/54 "2000-01-18T22:22:00Z")
**Zette** , I think I need to know your name. I got “Womanly Panther” when I used “Steve” for first name; and “Sweaty Butcher” when I used “Steven”. Now, I ask you, what sort of stupid program calls a guy named Steve a womanly panther? ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2000, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-a-new-screen-name/12942/55 "2000-01-18T22:27:00Z")
Mullinator, I too am a Lazy Assed Destroyer. ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2000, 10:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-a-new-screen-name/12942/56 "2000-01-18T22:29:00Z")
**Excitable Misundertood Genius** Oh Good Christ almighty … * * * Saint Eutychus _H.M.S.H._ _“Vanity of vanities” says the preacher, “all is vanity and a chasing after the wind …”_ [Disney Shorts](http://www.disneyshorts.org) [The Eutychus Papers](http://members.aol.com/eutychus55) ---
**Author:** ![Frankie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/258eb7/32.png) [@Frankie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frankie)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2000, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-a-new-screen-name/12942/57 "2000-01-18T22:30:00Z")
I am now known to all as **Bilious Bad Janitah** ## I am special I am special! -Frankie Lack of charisma can be fatal ---
**Author:** ![Valerieblaise](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@Valerieblaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Valerieblaise)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2000, 10:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-a-new-screen-name/12942/58 "2000-01-18T22:35:00Z")
I’m **Radiophonic Oddity**. Cool. * * * “I’ll tell you a secret, baby - maybe you can’t do better - gotta settle for second best” - the Judybats ---
**Author:** ![Minxsmom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d07c76/32.png) [@Minxsmom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Minxsmom)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2000, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-a-new-screen-name/12942/59 "2000-01-18T22:36:00Z")
I am a **Cheeky Delinquent**. Rather appropriate (for me and Minx), I think. * * * Princess of the Time and Space Continuum since 1969 (upgraded to Goddess 01/07/00) OK, we have enough youth. How about a fountain of smart. =^…^= ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2000, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-a-new-screen-name/12942/60 "2000-01-18T22:39:00Z")
**Flippant She-Creature**??? Methinks something got lost at the border… :rolleyes: * * * Rigardu, kaj vi ekvidos, yo, yo. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-a-new-screen-name/12942.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-a-new-screen-name/12942.md?page=4)