# Need a new screen name? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 18, 2000, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-a-new-screen-name/12942 "2000-01-18T20:54:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Squee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ba9def/32.png) [@Squee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Squee)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2000, 10:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-a-new-screen-name/12942/61 "2000-01-18T22:57:00Z")
I am the \*\* Cybernetic Tiger \*\*!! Ok, it’s cheesy, but what are you gonna do? My girlfriend is another \*\* Spunky Misunderstood Genius \*\*… I think I recall seeing that one earlier. Julie, are you on this MB too?! 🙂 * * * The most rewarding part was when I got my money! -Dr. Nick Riviera ---
**Author:** ![SterlingNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8dc957/32.png) [@SterlingNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SterlingNorth)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2000, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-a-new-screen-name/12942/62 "2000-01-18T23:02:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Originally posted by Ukulele Ike: > Make way for the 100-Watt Warlock! > > On your knees, Darrin! Hey, Hey, Hey there. . . I’m the **100-Watt Warlock** there. Something fishy’s going on there. . . ---
**Author:** ![Arnold\_Winkelried](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Arnold\_Winkelried](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arnold_Winkelried)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2000, 11:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-a-new-screen-name/12942/63 "2000-01-18T23:13:00Z")
I’m the “Jive Talkin’ Choirboy.” Does anyone know where I can buy a jive/english dictionary? I need to do some serious studying. My fiancee is “Sabre-Toothed Portillo”. What does a Mexican President have to do with the Wu-Tang clan? ---
**Author:** ![Mullinator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c2a13f/32.png) [@Mullinator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mullinator)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2000, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-a-new-screen-name/12942/64 "2000-01-18T23:14:00Z")
All right Michelle. Great we can team up and destroy things together. Except I am kinda tired today. Maybe tomorrow. You know, if I get a good nap and nothing’s on TV. * * * I have the body of a taut, young Swedish boy. ---
**Author:** ![cher3](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/da6949/32.png) [@cher3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cher3)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2000, 11:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-a-new-screen-name/12942/65 "2000-01-18T23:35:00Z")
Hmmm. Currently I am Inebriated Assistant. Dull. My maiden name, however, is Bastard, BASTARD, Harbormastah. I’m not sure I could live up to that as a username. ---
**Author:** ![hightechburrito](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/f6c823/32.png) [@hightechburrito](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hightechburrito)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2000, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-a-new-screen-name/12942/66 "2000-01-18T23:41:00Z")
Tha Winged Cow here! * * * Life is tough, it’s tougher if you’re stupid. ---
**Author:** ![Chrome\_Toaster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ebca7d/32.png) [@Chrome\_Toaster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chrome_Toaster)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2000, 12:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-a-new-screen-name/12942/67 "2000-01-19T00:05:00Z")
Womanly Panther here, and it came up with that answer for both my screen name **and** my actual name, which I found interesting. My husband is Sabre-Toothed Portillo. But what is a portillo? * * * “Sorry, I’m just not myself today… Maybe I’m you.” Chrome Toaster ---
**Author:** ![Kvallulf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/898d66/32.png) [@Kvallulf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kvallulf)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2000, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-a-new-screen-name/12942/68 "2000-01-19T00:36:00Z")
I happen to be “Alarmingly-named Wolfman”. Is that good or bad? ---
**Author:** ![Per](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/9f8e36/32.png) [@Per](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Per)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2000, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-a-new-screen-name/12942/69 "2000-01-19T02:42:00Z")
Another Spunky Misunderstood Genius. Misunderstood, sure, but… ---
**Author:** ![neuro-trash\_grrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3ab097/32.png) [@neuro-trash\_grrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/neuro-trash_grrrl)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2000, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-a-new-screen-name/12942/70 "2000-01-19T02:52:00Z")
What is this!? I put in my first and last names and got “Gorky`s Zygotic Glove Puppet”, just like Mullinator’s dad. I put in my first and middle names and got exactly the same thing. Seeing as how I am not Mullinator’s father, or at least I wasn’t the last time I checked, they must reuse names quite often. * * * An infinite number of rednecks in an infinite number of pickup trucks shooting an infinite number of shotguns at an infinite number of road signs will eventually produce all the world’s great works of literature in Braille. ---
**Author:** ![aseymayo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a88e57/32.png) [@aseymayo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aseymayo)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2000, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-a-new-screen-name/12942/71 "2000-01-19T03:12:00Z")
Looks like I’m the first **Inscrutable Drama Queen** here. I was pretty happy with that, but then I tried my husband’s name - and got the same thing. A few others we tried: Regis Philbin - **Choclatey Nazi** John Cleese - **Tha Prickly Comedian** Porky Pig - **Eight-Legged DJ** Truman Capote - **Excitable Misunderstood Genius** ---
**Author:** ![G.B.H.Hornswoggler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c67d28/32.png) [@G.B.H.Hornswoggler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/G.B.H.Hornswoggler)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2000, 3:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-a-new-screen-name/12942/72 "2000-01-19T03:58:00Z")
Yo, Yo, Yo! **Tha Prickly Comedian** is in the house! (Sure, I have to share it with John Cleese, but that’s quite acceptable.) Lovely wife = **Cybernetic Tiger** The boy = **Ol’ Filthy, Sweaty Bastard** (which is damn hard to live up to at 22 months, believe you me) And, using my screen name: **Victorian Cow** (which I _know_ I’ve seen before – how many people _am_ I?) * * * …but when you get blue, and you’ve lost all your dreams, there’s nothing like a campfire and a can of beans! ---
**Author:** ![SanibelMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@SanibelMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SanibelMan)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2000, 4:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-a-new-screen-name/12942/73 "2000-01-19T04:24:00Z")
**Inscrutable Drama Queen** in da house. Yo yo yo, keep it real. ---
**Author:** ![evilbeth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/evilbeth/32/2268_2.png) [@evilbeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/evilbeth)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2000, 10:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-a-new-screen-name/12942/74 "2000-01-19T10:18:00Z")
Appropriate for someone as evil as me–say hello to: **Flailing Fanatical Killer**!!! Happily married to: **Chocolatey Nazi**!!! * * * The Top 10 Greatest Things About Procrastination: 1. ---
**Author:** ![the\_Scarlet\_Pimpernel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f1d935/32.png) [@the\_Scarlet\_Pimpernel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/the_Scarlet_Pimpernel)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2000, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-a-new-screen-name/12942/75 "2000-01-19T15:38:00Z")
Using “Scarlet Pimpernel,” I become Greasy Choirboy. Doesnt strike me as terribly euphonious, although it’s funny, given that I sing. Using my real name, I become Big Wicker Ventriloquist. Have no idea what it means, but it’s awesome! ---
**Author:** ![beefymeg](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e47c2d/32.png) [@beefymeg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beefymeg)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2000, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-a-new-screen-name/12942/76 "2000-01-19T17:31:00Z")
**Optimistic Lyricist** comin’ at’cha. Whut uuup? * * * Sucks to your assmar. ---
**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2000, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-a-new-screen-name/12942/77 "2000-01-19T17:42:00Z")
All right, let’s do some politicians ## Bill Clinton - 100 watt warlock Al Gore - Jive talkin’ choir boy George Bush - Tha Lonely Donkey Kong John McCain - Erratic assassin “Your posting style resembles a cross between a spastic squirrel and one-handed ventriloquist.” –Mullinator, paraphrased– ---
**Author:** ![Bricker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@Bricker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bricker)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2000, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-a-new-screen-name/12942/78 "2000-01-19T17:58:00Z")
My real name yields \*_Crafty Barnardo_. I think I’m going to paint it on the back of my truck! Now all I need to do is buy a truck. 🙂 - Rick ---
**Author:** ![WIGGUM](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/ce7236/32.png) [@WIGGUM](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WIGGUM)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2000, 6:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-a-new-screen-name/12942/79 "2000-01-20T06:53:00Z")
Strangely enough, I become **PurpleCrackwhore**. Who woulda thunk it? ---
**Author:** ![kellibelli](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e480ec/32.png) [@kellibelli](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kellibelli)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2000, 11:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-a-new-screen-name/12942/80 "2000-01-19T23:05:00Z")
Huh. Kellibelli is “ **partially formed transformah** ” Oh lord! My real name translates to **" Chocolatey Nazi !!!** Teds name is Erratic Asassin… Frankie is Sheepish Lord of Chaos. I dont know if I should be amused or frightened. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-a-new-screen-name/12942.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-a-new-screen-name/12942.md?page=5)