# Need a new screen name? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 18, 2000, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-a-new-screen-name/12942 "2000-01-18T20:54:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 14\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2000, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-a-new-screen-name/12942/81 "2000-01-19T23:14:00Z")
Johnjacob Jingleheimerschmidt is **Bellowing Rap Machine!** ---
**Author:** ![kellibelli](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e480ec/32.png) [@kellibelli](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kellibelli)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2000, 11:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-a-new-screen-name/12942/82 "2000-01-19T23:15:00Z")
OK, I will admit it… I am Regis Philbin, and I have been married to evilbeth for some time now… You may know our children…missdavis, and purplecrackwhore. Thats my FINAL answer. ---
**Author:** ![MrKnowItAll](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mrknowitall/32/87_2.png) [@MrKnowItAll](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrKnowItAll)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2000, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-a-new-screen-name/12942/83 "2000-01-19T23:18:00Z")
Al’right, Dem and Scarlet, there’s only room for one **Greasy Choirboy** and that’s me. _Word!_ ---
**Author:** ![jen6575](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/d78d45/32.png) [@jen6575](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jen6575)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2000, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-a-new-screen-name/12942/84 "2000-01-19T23:19:00Z")
[QUOTE] Originally posted by pluto: My wife’s maiden name is **The 23rd Buchan** but after her marriage she is now **The Visible Choirboy**. Funny… with my diminutive name (Jen) I am also Tha 23rd Buchan. My full name makes me Touchy-Feely Unpublished Poet. Ha! ---
**Author:** ![Crystalguy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dbc845/32.png) [@Crystalguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crystalguy)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2000, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-a-new-screen-name/12942/85 "2000-01-19T23:58:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Originally posted by Polycarp: > \*\*Wu Hoo!! I am now _ **Partially-Formed Transformah** _. > > Please behave with proper respect! :rolleyes: > > \*\* Hey, “Partially-Formed Transformah” is the name they assigned my wife! WTF is up with that? I, on the other hand, am “Alarmingly-Named Wolfman.” Beware. ---
**Author:** ![Rousseau](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/779978/32.png) [@Rousseau](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rousseau)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2000, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-a-new-screen-name/12942/86 "2000-01-20T02:19:00Z")
Hey, Eutychus and I are Wu-brothers!!! I’m an **“Excitable Misunderstood Genius”** as well. It almost knocked me over when I read it. It’s so truuuuue! * * * The IQ of a group is equal to the IQ of the dumbest member divided by the number of people in the group. ---
**Author:** ![Alphagene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Alphagene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alphagene)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2000, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-a-new-screen-name/12942/87 "2000-01-20T02:50:00Z")
Yet another **Spunky Misunderstood Genius** reporting, soldier. * * * We gladly devour those who would subdue us. ---
**Author:** ![SuperNerd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b5e925/32.png) [@SuperNerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SuperNerd)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2000, 4:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-a-new-screen-name/12942/88 "2000-01-20T04:48:00Z")
Okay, for what it’s worth. Mine comes out as **Superintendent God-Botherer** , which is slightly better than the corporate position I currently occupy: **Lead Buffoon** (it’s on at least one of my business cards, I swear). Interestingly, when I replaced my common first name with my uncommon middle one … I got the same result. Changing it to other nonsense words got different names, maybe I really am blessed and should build a staff and start bothering Gods. Tomorrow, I’m running a career ad, I swear. ---
**Author:** ![SuperNerd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b5e925/32.png) [@SuperNerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SuperNerd)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2000, 4:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-a-new-screen-name/12942/89 "2000-01-20T04:50:00Z")
I swear. _Got_ to start proofreading these things … ---
**Author:** ![Omniscient](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/omniscient/32/3290_2.png) [@Omniscient](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omniscient)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2000, 11:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-a-new-screen-name/12942/90 "2000-01-20T11:45:00Z")
I was **Radiophonic Oddity**. I can say I’m too disappointed in that. Kinda catchy. ---
**Author:** ![Omniscient](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/omniscient/32/3290_2.png) [@Omniscient](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omniscient)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2000, 11:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-a-new-screen-name/12942/91 "2000-01-20T11:59:00Z")
Just catching up after reading all the responses. Val, looks like you and me got some “special” circumstances to sort out. How odd, that her and I cross paths. ---
**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2000, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-a-new-screen-name/12942/92 "2000-01-20T23:30:00Z")
Homicidal Terrahawk * * * I’m only your wildest fear, from the corners of your darkest thoughts. ---
**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2000, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-a-new-screen-name/12942/93 "2000-01-20T23:43:00Z")
Did anybody read the fine print at the bottom of the page when you scroll down. It says “By filling in your name and clicking Wu am I, I agree to switch to to MCI.” Hello new long distance carrier. * * * I’m only your wildest fear, from the corners of your darkest thoughts. ---
**Author:** ![kawliga](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ea666f/32.png) [@kawliga](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kawliga)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2000, 7:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-a-new-screen-name/12942/94 "2000-01-21T07:46:00Z")
Howdy! I’m Superintendent God-Botherer. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-a-new-screen-name/12942.md?page=4)