# Need a punchline quick **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 17, 2019, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-a-punchline-quick/837211 "2019-07-17T14:29:53Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![MadTheSwine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9fc29f/32.png) [@MadTheSwine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MadTheSwine)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2019, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-a-punchline-quick/837211/1 "2019-07-17T14:29:53Z")
There are three cows walking down the road, one cow says…? ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2019, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-a-punchline-quick/837211/2 "2019-07-17T14:41:50Z")
Moo-ve-over ---
**Author:** ![raventhief](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/raventhief/32/4_2.png) [@raventhief](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/raventhief)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2019, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-a-punchline-quick/837211/3 "2019-07-17T14:54:50Z")
Where’s that chicken? ---
**Author:** ![Dead\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9fc29f/32.png) [@Dead\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dead_Cat)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2019, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-a-punchline-quick/837211/4 "2019-07-17T15:01:30Z")
…“Moo”, the middle one says “Damn, I was going to say that.”. …“Why did the farmer tie bells round our necks when we already have horns?”. …“My farts are helping me stay ahead of you at all times”, the other one says “I smell bullshit”. Struggling to come up with one that makes the third cow relevant. ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2019, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-a-punchline-quick/837211/5 "2019-07-17T15:02:32Z")
…“why are you asking me? I’m the Catholic cow!” ---
**Author:** ![Personal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/b9bd4f/32.png) [@Personal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Personal)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2019, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-a-punchline-quick/837211/6 "2019-07-17T15:46:37Z")
Moo farted? ---
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2019, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-a-punchline-quick/837211/7 "2019-07-17T16:10:22Z")
“Did I leave the branding iron on?” ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2019, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-a-punchline-quick/837211/8 "2019-07-17T16:21:51Z")
Who ordered the tres leches? ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2019, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-a-punchline-quick/837211/9 "2019-07-17T16:40:18Z")
> [@MadTheSwine](#): > > **Need a punchline quick** [Okay.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i0GW0Vnr9Yc&t=0m9s) 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2019, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-a-punchline-quick/837211/10 "2019-07-17T16:48:20Z")
Sorry, daughter, you can’t see your bullfriend any more. He’s not our kine. ---
**Author:** ![Go\_Arachnid\_Laser\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b2d939/32.png) [@Go\_Arachnid\_Laser\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Go_Arachnid_Laser_1)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2019, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-a-punchline-quick/837211/11 "2019-07-17T17:05:01Z")
“Ewwww! I think I just stepped on a chicken!” ---
**Author:** ![zamboniracer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/e9a140/32.png) [@zamboniracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zamboniracer)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2019, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-a-punchline-quick/837211/12 "2019-07-17T18:31:35Z")
“Walking sure beats taking that truck to the slaughterhouse.” ---
**Author:** ![Hampshire](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hampshire/32/4887_2.png) [@Hampshire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hampshire)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2019, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-a-punchline-quick/837211/13 "2019-07-17T18:43:31Z")
“I told you this is pointless. You need THUMBS to hitchhike.” ---
**Author:** ![Ike\_Witt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ike_witt/32/283_2.png) [@Ike\_Witt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ike_Witt)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2019, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-a-punchline-quick/837211/14 "2019-07-17T18:57:13Z")
“How much further to Gary Larsons’ place?” ---
**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2019, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-a-punchline-quick/837211/15 "2019-07-17T19:50:15Z")
[Moderating] Moving from the Game Room to MPSIMS. ---
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2019, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-a-punchline-quick/837211/16 "2019-07-17T22:04:24Z")
“We’re home now. You can stop fucking!” ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2019, 10:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-a-punchline-quick/837211/17 "2019-07-17T22:54:21Z")
“That John Denver was full of shit.” ---
**Author:** ![outlierrn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/outlierrn/32/3005_2.png) [@outlierrn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/outlierrn)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2019, 10:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-a-punchline-quick/837211/18 "2019-07-17T22:57:18Z")
> [@Chronos](#): > > [Moderating] > > Moving from the Game Room to MPSIMS. mooooving ---
**Author:** ![don\_t\_ask](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@don\_t\_ask](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/don_t_ask)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2019, 11:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-a-punchline-quick/837211/19 "2019-07-17T23:01:22Z")
“Hey, when did we become able to talk?” ---
**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2019, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-a-punchline-quick/837211/20 "2019-07-17T23:02:08Z")
One cow says: How much farther? Second cow says: OMFG, a talking cow!!! ETA: damn you, **don’t ask** [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-a-punchline-quick/837211.md?page=2)