# Need a punchline quick **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 17, 2019, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-a-punchline-quick/837211 "2019-07-17T14:29:53Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 11\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Slash1972](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slash1972/32/6461_2.png) [@Slash1972](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slash1972)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2019, 11:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-a-punchline-quick/837211/21 "2019-07-17T23:39:09Z")
“My wife is a real heifer” ---
**Author:** ![road\_lobo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/d78d45/32.png) [@road\_lobo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/road_lobo)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2019, 10:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-a-punchline-quick/837211/22 "2019-07-18T10:22:13Z")
“Said the actress to the bishop.” ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2019, 1:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-a-punchline-quick/837211/23 "2019-07-18T13:11:49Z")
“This joke is udderly ridiculous.” ---
**Author:** ![Hampshire](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hampshire/32/4887_2.png) [@Hampshire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hampshire)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2019, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-a-punchline-quick/837211/24 "2019-07-18T15:16:17Z")
“This is way to slow, we should have taken the freeway.” ---
**Author:** ![ftg](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ftg/32/2801_2.png) [@ftg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ftg)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2019, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-a-punchline-quick/837211/25 "2019-07-18T15:38:27Z")
5 bucks, same as downtown. ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2019, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-a-punchline-quick/837211/26 "2019-07-18T15:56:09Z")
> [@Hampshire](#): > > “This is way to slow, we should have taken the freeway.” I choose this one! 😃 😃 😃 😃 😃 ---
**Author:** ![swampspruce](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampspruce/32/261_2.png) [@swampspruce](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampspruce)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2019, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-a-punchline-quick/837211/27 "2019-07-18T16:12:06Z")
Gladys! Was that you? ---
**Author:** ![Doctor\_Jackson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doctor_jackson/32/32_2.png) [@Doctor\_Jackson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doctor_Jackson)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2019, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-a-punchline-quick/837211/28 "2019-07-18T21:00:18Z")
If I hear one more redneck yell “Show your teats!”… ---
**Author:** ![VOW](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/vow/32/3043_2.png) [@VOW](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VOW)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2019, 12:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-a-punchline-quick/837211/29 "2019-07-19T00:24:09Z")
Cow #One: Oh, crap, here comes the farmer! Cow #Two: Quick! Look busy! Cow #Three flops down and starts chewing cud ~VOW ---
**Author:** ![Marine\_One](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/marine_one/32/3461_2.png) [@Marine\_One](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marine_One)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2019, 10:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-a-punchline-quick/837211/30 "2019-07-20T10:53:18Z")
- Let’s walk into a bar and see what they say. - Betty, ALWAYS check how much gas there is before we leave the barn. - You know, I’ve always wanted to try cow tipping. ---
**Author:** ![BigT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bigt/32/12044_2.png) [@BigT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigT)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2019, 12:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-a-punchline-quick/837211/31 "2019-07-20T12:06:11Z")
> [@QuickSilver](#): > > One cow says: How much farther? > Second cow says: OMFG, a talking cow!!! > ETA: damn you, **don’t ask** And that’s how you make the third cow relevant. Take any joke for two cows, and have this be what the last cow says. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-a-punchline-quick/837211.md?page=1)