# Need a whiny pratt! Where da taco at?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-a-whiny-pratt-where-da-taco-at/531337>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [March 4, 2010, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-a-whiny-pratt-where-da-taco-at/531337 "2010-03-04T22:09:35Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 19\
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**Author:** ![Syntropy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/65b543/32.png) [@Syntropy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Syntropy)\
**Post date:** [March 5, 2010, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-a-whiny-pratt-where-da-taco-at/531337/21 "2010-03-05T19:23:38Z")

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Oh. Would it help if I talked about shoes more?

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**Author:** ![Contrapuntal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e274bd/32.png) [@Contrapuntal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Contrapuntal)\
**Post date:** [March 5, 2010, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-a-whiny-pratt-where-da-taco-at/531337/22 "2010-03-05T19:29:29Z")

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> [@Syntropy](#):
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> Oh. Would it help if I talked about shoes more?

Absolutely! And those are fabulous, by the way.

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**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\
**Post date:** [March 5, 2010, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-a-whiny-pratt-where-da-taco-at/531337/23 "2010-03-05T19:32:25Z")

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> [@Martini\_Enfield](#):
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> I thought “Whiny Pratt” sounded like Warbird enthusiast slang for a Pratt & Whitney engine, so here I am wondering why someone would be pitting a presumed inability to obtain WWII aeroplane engines, and instead it’s something far less interesting.
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> Disappointing, I must say.

And here I clicked on the “Whiny Pratt” because I have a relative who is into genealogy and she has found an ancestor in the 1600’s who was named \*\*Thankful Pratt. \*\* The title and first sentence seemed surreal enough that I popped in just to see what was going on and if I was related to it.

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**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\
**Post date:** [March 5, 2010, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-a-whiny-pratt-where-da-taco-at/531337/24 "2010-03-05T19:37:38Z")

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Wait. How does he know Dylan?

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**Author:** ![tacoloco](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7993a0/32.png) [@tacoloco](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tacoloco)\
**Post date:** [March 5, 2010, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-a-whiny-pratt-where-da-taco-at/531337/25 "2010-03-05T19:55:14Z")

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> [@BlankSlate](#):
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> He might even _be_ you. You’re a rather obvious sock.

Please report it then.

Then we can see how wrong you are.

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**Author:** ![bucketybuck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/898d66/32.png) [@bucketybuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bucketybuck)\
**Post date:** [March 5, 2010, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-a-whiny-pratt-where-da-taco-at/531337/26 "2010-03-05T22:01:47Z")

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> [@Syntropy](#):
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> \*This is too funny, btw. You post as though everyone should post to ONE message board and ONE message board only and anyone who doesn’t is a dirty Benedict Arnold traitor. Most people who post there still post here and probably a few other places as well. Including mods on both sides.

Not at all, people are free to post where they wish. I am registered at the Giraffe boards as well, nothing wrong with that.

It isnt about posting somewhere else, its about using that somewhere else to take potshots at people here. If you have a problem with something here, then say it HERE.

It chaps my ass no end to see assholes like Taco jumping into ATMB threads to take potshots, all the while knowing that back on the Giraffe board he is laughing at the “tards on the durp”.

Thats not Giraffes fault, thats the assholes fault. So Taco, you are an asshole.

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**Author:** ![Syntropy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/65b543/32.png) [@Syntropy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Syntropy)\
**Post date:** [March 5, 2010, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-a-whiny-pratt-where-da-taco-at/531337/27 "2010-03-05T22:23:05Z")

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Well, quite honestly the reason a lot of things get said over there and not here is because attempts to say such things here result in thread closures and warnings. No one likes to be warned or have their discussions stopped, and after a while it’s deemed wiser to take the discussion elsewhere. As I’ve said on countless occasions I think it’s a great shame and to the detriment of the board. But really. Why waste your hate on what’s said elsewhere? Or, if it does bother you, come on over and say so. It’s a pretty welcoming place. You’ll likely be cheered on some. I know our Pit mod for one would love at least one thread that doesn’t devolve into a group hug and cuddly puppies.

Now, I’m not saying that’s the case in this instance; he seemed pretty pleased he got Pitted, just wished said Pitting was less laem.

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**Author:** ![tacoloco](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7993a0/32.png) [@tacoloco](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tacoloco)\
**Post date:** [March 5, 2010, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-a-whiny-pratt-where-da-taco-at/531337/28 "2010-03-05T22:31:19Z")

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You’re a bigger asshole, Bucketyfuck.

I don’t say anything over there that I don’t say here, except I’m hamstrung by stupid rules about the specific words I’m allowed to use. I can’t really say what I think of you because I’ll run afoul of the rules.

I use the same login name there as I use here, so I’m not hiding from anyone, either.

And I’m not even close to the only person who talks about the retards on SD on other message boards.

You want to tell me about “balls” again, big boy?

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**Author:** ![bucketybuck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/898d66/32.png) [@bucketybuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bucketybuck)\
**Post date:** [March 5, 2010, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-a-whiny-pratt-where-da-taco-at/531337/29 "2010-03-05T22:48:36Z")

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> [@Syntropy](#):
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> Well, quite honestly the reason a lot of things get said over there and not here is because attempts to say such things here result in thread closures and warnings. No one likes to be warned or have their discussions stopped, and after a while it’s deemed wiser to take the discussion elsewhere. As I’ve said on countless occasions I think it’s a great shame and to the detriment of the board. But really. Why waste your hate on what’s said elsewhere? Or, if it does bother you, come on over and say so. It’s a pretty welcoming place. You’ll likely be cheered on some. I know our Pit mod for one would love at least one thread that doesn’t devolve into a group hug and cuddly puppies.
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> Now, I’m not saying that’s the case in this instance; he seemed pretty pleased he got Pitted, just wished said Pitting was less laem.

All the messing about with new pit rules was a clusterfuck, no doubt about it. But I still believe that if something is to be said about here, then here is the place to say it. To me that just seems more..honest, for want of a better word.

Flip things around. What if I started a thread here, stating I thought the Giraffe board was a boring chat room run by a bunch of wankers. Then I go to a thread there about, say, Fenris, in which my opinion was that he was a useless mod who should be put down for his own good.

I would be told to fuck off and rightly so. The intention behind my posting would be questioned, and rightly so.

Post in both places as you wish. But as TubaDiva said, don’t use here as a place just to “snipe and annoy”, especially if you then run back there to laugh about it.

(As for the Giraffe board, I have no problem with it whatsoever. I do feel that to really get something from it, you need to have a greater level of involvement than I have the time for. It seems to be a much closer community than here, perhaps due to its relatively young age.

And for those watching along in Tacos celebration thread, I don’t believe he is a persistant critic of the mods, I just think he is an asshole)

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**Author:** ![bucketybuck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/898d66/32.png) [@bucketybuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bucketybuck)\
**Post date:** [March 5, 2010, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-a-whiny-pratt-where-da-taco-at/531337/30 "2010-03-05T22:53:03Z")

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> [@tacoloco](#):
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> I don’t say anything over there that I don’t say here, except I’m hamstrung by stupid rules about the specific words I’m allowed to use. I can’t really say what I think of you because I’ll run afoul of the rules.

Bullshit. I said what I thought of you and last I checked, I haven’t been banned.

Don’t blame the rules if you havent the imagination to think of an insult other than “cunt”, or “fuck you”.

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**Author:** ![tacoloco](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7993a0/32.png) [@tacoloco](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tacoloco)\
**Post date:** [March 5, 2010, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-a-whiny-pratt-where-da-taco-at/531337/31 "2010-03-05T22:53:43Z")

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There we go again.

The idea that people snark here and then run back to GB or some other board to laugh about it is just complete bullshit.

Oh, btw, way to ignore the rest of my post, genius.

I don’t say anything elsewhere that I won’t say here, except as pertains to the BS rules.

You’re wrong and this is a lame assed pitting.

You’d have done better to just call me an asshole and be done with it instead of jacking off all over yourself.

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**Author:** ![srzss05](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/898d66/32.png) [@srzss05](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/srzss05)\
**Post date:** [March 5, 2010, 11:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-a-whiny-pratt-where-da-taco-at/531337/32 "2010-03-05T23:31:34Z")

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> [@Syntropy](#):
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> I’ll even provide you with a [link](http://www.giraffeboards.com/showthread.php?t=10733) so you won’t have to sully your hands with any more than one thread.

[It’s two now](http://www.giraffeboards.com/showthread.php?t=10754). I guess being a drama queen in a single thread per board wasn’t enough.

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**Author:** ![Michael\_Ellis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/977dab/32.png) [@Michael\_Ellis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Ellis)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2010, 12:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-a-whiny-pratt-where-da-taco-at/531337/33 "2010-03-06T00:11:10Z")

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Oh yeah, now I remember. I hate tacoloco because he’s a worthless mouthbreather with his head stuck so far up his ass his spine has become a mobius strip.

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**Author:** ![tacoloco](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7993a0/32.png) [@tacoloco](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tacoloco)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2010, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-a-whiny-pratt-where-da-taco-at/531337/34 "2010-03-06T00:20:41Z")

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> [@srzss05](#):
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> [It’s two now](http://www.giraffeboards.com/showthread.php?t=10754). I guess being a drama queen in a single thread per board wasn’t enough.

:dubious:

Call it what you want, pudknocker.

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**Author:** ![srzss05](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/898d66/32.png) [@srzss05](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/srzss05)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2010, 12:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-a-whiny-pratt-where-da-taco-at/531337/35 "2010-03-06T00:26:41Z")

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> [@tacoloco](#):
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> :dubious:
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> Call it what you want, pudknocker.

I think I did.

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**Author:** ![Syntropy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/65b543/32.png) [@Syntropy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Syntropy)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2010, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-a-whiny-pratt-where-da-taco-at/531337/36 "2010-03-06T01:48:27Z")

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> [@bucketybuck](#):
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> All the messing about with new pit rules was a clusterfuck, no doubt about it. But I still believe that if something is to be said about here, then here is the place to say it. To me that just seems more..honest, for want of a better word.
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> Flip things around. What if I started a thread here, stating I thought the Giraffe board was a boring chat room run by a bunch of wankers. Then I go to a thread there about, say, Fenris, in which my opinion was that he was a useless mod who should be put down for his own good.
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> I would be told to fuck off and rightly so. The intention behind my posting would be questioned, and rightly so.

Nah, we all say that about Fenris\*.

But yes, I do get your point. That’s why I’m trying to be less of an asshole than I was in my earlier post. I have no issue with you other than the whole \*\*\*\*\*\*\* board thing. It’s okay to say it. Everyone knows what board you’re talking about. It’s not some dirty little secret. And yes, FTR I think his pitting you there instead of pitting you right back here is a bit douchey.

\*Joking. Okay, mostly joking. We hate him a little.

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**Author:** ![bucketybuck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/898d66/32.png) [@bucketybuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bucketybuck)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2010, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-a-whiny-pratt-where-da-taco-at/531337/37 "2010-03-06T14:37:18Z")

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> [@Syntropy](#):
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> But yes, I do get your point. That’s why I’m trying to be less of an asshole than I was in my earlier post. I have no issue with you other than the whole \*\*\*\*\*\*\* board thing. It’s okay to say it. Everyone knows what board you’re talking about. It’s not some dirty little secret. And yes, FTR I think his pitting you there instead of pitting you right back here is a bit douchey.

Yeah, I didn’t really even have a reason for blanking the name, beyond a vague “dont really want to insult Raffers” type deal. The OP was rushed as a whole, and I guess it shows. Lesson learned, take pitting wankers more seriously!  
(Though **Shotfromguns** fattie thread would have overshadowed it anyway. Why didn’t I take the fat angle :smack:)

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> **tacoloco** : The idea that people snark here and then run back to GB or some other board to laugh about it is just complete bullshit.

Yet you then twaddle back there to open TWO threads about me? Yep, you be a dumbass. A fat dumbass.

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**Author:** ![tacoloco](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7993a0/32.png) [@tacoloco](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tacoloco)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2010, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-a-whiny-pratt-where-da-taco-at/531337/38 "2010-03-06T15:38:23Z")

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> [@bucketybuck](#):
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> Yet you then twaddle back there to open TWO threads about me? Yep, you be a dumbass. A fat dumbass.

I may be fat, but I’m losing weight. You’re stupid and you can’t fix stupid.

I opened one (admittedly ill advised) thread _about_ you. The other thread was about the pitting itself.

I think it’s funny that you call me out on shit when I’m not nearly the only person who takes shit to other boards.

The whole “grow some balls” thing is funny too. Everyone has balls on the internet because there are no consequences for being a cunt. Real balls is being a cunt to someone in person. Few people have those kind of balls. And I doubt very much if you have those kind of balls.

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**Author:** ![Contrapuntal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e274bd/32.png) [@Contrapuntal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Contrapuntal)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2010, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-a-whiny-pratt-where-da-taco-at/531337/39 "2010-03-06T15:41:21Z")

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> [@tacoloco](#):
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> Real balls is being a cunt to someone in person.

To which I suppose the riposte “Go fuck yourself” would be appropriate.

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