Zoologist. Biologist. Crocodile Hunter. Horse Whisperer.
International supermodel.
My kind of guy. 
Pimp, yo.
Good one. I suppose we should ask if he’s got a hat. You know, one of those electric ones, with letters that light up and say “LION TAMER,” right across the front.
Fred Garvin, Male Prostitute
Do you want to impress your teacher, the rest of the class or a particular hottie?
To impress your teacher*, I suggest … teacher! :eek:
To impress the class: Rock Musician, Porn Star or Racing Driver 
To impress a hottie: ask their friends first. Girls might like a vet or a horse whisperer. 
(Actually any well-researched and presented career will work on a teacher)
Damn I want your job.
On no account should you do your commercial on becoming a claims adjuster. It is depressing, mundain and unless you got your college degree in insurance, rarely if ever utilizes anything you learned in class anywhere.
What I would love to go with wouth be ninja, hitman, or billionaire(I think they might be able to be combined). And there aren’t really any hotties in this class, plus I’ve got a girlfriend. I might go with Criminal Lawyer, and aren’t animators only in South Korea?
Criminal lawyer is my “for reals” job and while I do find it challenging and rewarding, there’s still something to be said for “hockey goon.”
I don’t know about the OP, but I want to be you.
Architect. Everyone wants to pretend to be an architect.
No, you want my old job. My current job is about (if not more) as mundane as yours sounds.
OK, I’ll come clean.
I am a teacher, but I teach … chess, computer games and roleplaying.
The last time there was an Internet poll on ‘most desirable job’, I came second to a woman who translated porn films. 
That’s fair.
Taekwondo Instructor.
Translate porn films? How?
Okay, so you want an exciting career. How about… solar house designer?
You get to use your math, drawing, and building skills to demonstrate to people that a house need not be a financial drain to operate; that even without utilities or fuel, you cannot freeze to death in the house even in a Canadian winter; and that the house can give them a new start in life.
You will need: good 3D visualisation, writing, drawing, math, and artistic skills. Plus either a) an engineering or architecture degree, or b) residence in a jusrisdiction that lets non-engineers and non-architects design for pay. Even so, you may have to demonstrate practical building experience and/or knowledge of your local building code.
No, wait, that’s what I’m doing.
I can also recommend the profession of electronics engineering technologist. This is midway between an electronics engineer and an electronics technician. Basically, engineers create designs; technologists translate engineers’ designs into reality (and create the systems to test them); and technicians fix things. We still get to blow things up in the lab, though.
So what do I do with my EET diploma these days? I write manuals.
Now there’s an exciting career: chasing down errant commas, arguing about grammar, and trying to sell Marketing on the necessity of hyphenating compound adjectives when they’ve already decided on the name of the product, and it’s unhyphenated… and unclear.
Basically, we write for clarity and ease of translation: precisely the opposite of marketers and political speechwriters.
Crash test dummy.
Either that or Sepuku instructor.
Apparently she translated any dialogue.
“Hello, I hear you have a problem with your plumbing.”
Writing Test Grader.
I make pretty good money and I get to wear my pj’s to work.
In English: oohhh, mmmmm, ah, oh babeeeee…
Au Francais: oo la la, mmmmmm, ah, oh bebe…