# Need answer fast!!!

**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-answer-fast/425059
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [November 2, 2007, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-answer-fast/425059 "2007-11-02T21:05:29Z")
**Posts on this page:** 18
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### Author: ![shamrock227](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@shamrock227](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/shamrock227)
#### Post date: [November 5, 2007, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-answer-fast/425059/21 "2007-11-05T01:27:30Z")

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How do I get blood stains out of the carpet and a wooden axe handle? (need answer fast!)

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### Author: ![fisha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/da6949/32.png) [@fisha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fisha)
#### Post date: [November 5, 2007, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-answer-fast/425059/22 "2007-11-05T01:31:05Z")

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Question about human spontaneous combustion. (Need answer fast!!)

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### Author: ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)
#### Post date: [November 5, 2007, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-answer-fast/425059/23 "2007-11-05T01:50:53Z")

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How long can the uranium rods in a nuclear reactor be uncovered by coolant? (need answer fast)

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### Author: ![Rhubarb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/59ef9b/32.png) [@Rhubarb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rhubarb)
#### Post date: [November 5, 2007, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-answer-fast/425059/24 "2007-11-05T01:55:37Z")

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How long can a human survive without oxygen before suffering dain bramage? [ned fanswer ast}

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### Author: ![Lsura](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7993a0/32.png) [@Lsura](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lsura)
#### Post date: [November 5, 2007, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-answer-fast/425059/25 "2007-11-05T02:16:12Z")

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How do I delete these fake employee files? (need answer fast)

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### Author: ![Princhester](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/3e96dc/32.png) [@Princhester](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Princhester)
#### Post date: [November 5, 2007, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-answer-fast/425059/26 "2007-11-05T02:41:22Z")

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What is a four letter word for going without food? Need answer.

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### Author: ![TokyoBayer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tokyobayer/32/13989_2.png) [@TokyoBayer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TokyoBayer)
#### Post date: [November 5, 2007, 5:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-answer-fast/425059/27 "2007-11-05T05:57:25Z")

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_Need Answer Fast_ (NAF) questions.

1. Can you parachute out of a burning skyscraper? NAF.

2. Why do cars always stall on train tracks? NAF.

3. Why _did_ lipstick get on my collar? NAF.

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### Author: ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)
#### Post date: [November 5, 2007, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-answer-fast/425059/28 "2007-11-05T13:53:45Z")

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Wolves never attack human beings. True?

Never flown before. Pilot had heart attack. How to land?

Where is the stopcock usually sited?

New in prison - true what they say about guys called “Bubba”?

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### Author: ![rinni](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f6c823/32.png) [@rinni](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rinni)
#### Post date: [November 5, 2007, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-answer-fast/425059/29 "2007-11-05T15:02:16Z")

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Is it possible to catch a bullet with your teeth? Need answer fast!

(For me - how do I get to sleep? Need answer fast! :p)

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### Author: ![TroubleAgain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e480ec/32.png) [@TroubleAgain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TroubleAgain)
#### Post date: [November 5, 2007, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-answer-fast/425059/30 "2007-11-05T15:50:05Z")

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[QUOTE=Princhester]  
What is a four letter word for going without food? Need answer.  
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:snerk:

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### Author: ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)
#### Post date: [November 5, 2007, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-answer-fast/425059/31 "2007-11-05T17:37:49Z")

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[QUOTE=Malacandra]  
New in prison - true what they say about guys called “Bubba”?  
[/QUOTE]  
Maybe a better “need answer fast” formulation: “Should I pick up the soap?”

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### Author: ![Giles](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giles/32/60_2.png) [@Giles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giles)
#### Post date: [November 5, 2007, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-answer-fast/425059/32 "2007-11-05T17:42:13Z")

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I’ve only driven cars in the U.S. before: on cars in the U.K., is the brake pedal on the right or the left?

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### Author: ![fisha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/da6949/32.png) [@fisha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fisha)
#### Post date: [November 5, 2007, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-answer-fast/425059/33 "2007-11-05T19:08:44Z")

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[QUOTE=Giles]  
I’ve only driven cars in the U.S. before: on cars in the U.K., is the brake pedal on the right or the left?  
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Yes.

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### Author: ![Kuboydal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ecb155/32.png) [@Kuboydal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kuboydal)
#### Post date: [November 5, 2007, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-answer-fast/425059/34 "2007-11-05T19:10:35Z")

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Does Immodium A-D work immediately? need answer… DAMN.

Never mind.

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### Author: ![Giles](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giles/32/60_2.png) [@Giles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giles)
#### Post date: [November 5, 2007, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-answer-fast/425059/35 "2007-11-05T19:13:38Z")

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[QUOTE=fisha]

[QUOTE=Giles]  
I’ve only driven cars in the U.S. before: on cars in the U.K., is the brake pedal on the right or the left?  
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Yes.  
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Isn’t the answer really, “No”, since most cars in the UK are manual?

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### Author: ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)
#### Post date: [November 5, 2007, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-answer-fast/425059/36 "2007-11-05T20:31:01Z")

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Why did the officer pull me over?  
What are good demands when you have taken hostages?  
How do is dispose of the bodies?

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### Author: ![fisha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/da6949/32.png) [@fisha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fisha)
#### Post date: [November 7, 2007, 5:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-answer-fast/425059/37 "2007-11-07T05:01:41Z")

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[QUOTE=Giles]  
Isn’t the answer really, “No”, since most cars in the UK are manual?  
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Yes.

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### Author: ![Ale](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f19dbf/32.png) [@Ale](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ale)
#### Post date: [November 7, 2007, 8:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-answer-fast/425059/38 "2007-11-07T08:58:58Z")

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I catched a tau lepton, what to do with it? (Need answer fast)

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