# Need examples of things that aren't what their name implies

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**Category:** Factual Questions
**Created:** [May 27, 2011, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-examples-of-things-that-arent-what-their-name-implies/583432 "2011-05-27T15:14:41Z")
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### Author: ![Sigmagirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c89c15/32.png) [@Sigmagirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sigmagirl)
#### Post date: [May 27, 2011, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-examples-of-things-that-arent-what-their-name-implies/583432/1 "2011-05-27T15:14:41Z")

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Sorry about the imprecise title, but that’s kind of my problem. You know how a matchbook isn’t really a book? I need a few examples of those. Thanks.

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### Author: ![J\_Cubed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/c6cbf5/32.png) [@J\_Cubed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/J_Cubed)
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Grape-Nuts - it contains neither grapes, nor nuts. Discuss.

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### Author: ![samjones](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9dc877/32.png) [@samjones](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/samjones)
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> [@Sigmagirl](#):
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> Sorry about the imprecise title, but that’s kind of my problem. You know how a matchbook isn’t really a book? I need a few examples of those. Thanks.

labor day

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Good – I’m looking more for objects rather than brand names. But thank you. I bet I could think of a bunch of them if I didn’t _need_ them.

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A peanut is neither a pea nor a nut?

A “koala bear” is not a bear, but not sure how much they are called “bear” anymore.

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#### Post date: [May 27, 2011, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-examples-of-things-that-arent-what-their-name-implies/583432/6 "2011-05-27T15:49:13Z")

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> [@ZipperJJ](#):
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> A peanut is neither a pea nor a nut?

That’s like what I’m looking for. Need several more like this. Thanks for helping.

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Jumbo shrimp.

ETA: Hmmm… I take that back. However, why is it called a baseball park? A park has benches and trees and maybe a water fountain, places to play and toss a frisbee etc.

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### Author: ![Tom\_Tildrum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e95f7d/32.png) [@Tom\_Tildrum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tom_Tildrum)
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One parks in a driveway, but drives on a parkway.

Someone ought to ask Cecil why that is.

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A coconut is not a nut.

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> [@lukeinva](#):
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> However, why is it called a baseball park? A park has benches and trees and maybe a water fountain, places to play and toss a frisbee etc.

It’s closer to being a park than what the Brits call a “car park.”  
food stamps?

hot dogs?

pineapples?

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Album, in the sense of recorded music.

Which arguably hasn’t actually been one since the days of 78s, and is now being applied to downloads.

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sweetbreads

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Sweetbreads (thymus and pancreas) are certainly not bread and are not very sweet.

ETA: Damn it. Beaten to the punch again.

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Mincemeat pie apprently has no meat in it.

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Peanuts

How about the television “dial”? You know, the one they’re always telling us not to touch…Do they even do that anymore, or am I just getting that old?

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Technically, a “battery” is a collection of electrochemical cells (“battery” basically means an assemblage of units), but the term is generally used to refer to a single cell.

The U.S. five-cent piece known as the “nickel” is composed of 25% nickel and 75% copper.

[Head cheese](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Head_cheese)ain’t cheese. (Of course, toe jam ain’t jam either, but that’s slang.)

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There’s a whole list of animals but the only one I can think of now is the Naked Mole Rat – it’s none of the three (“naked” = hairless)

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Egg cream

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> [@yabob](#):
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> Album, in the sense of recorded music.
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> Which arguably hasn’t actually been one since the days of 78s, and is now being applied to downloads.

But I think a modern album of downloads is probably closer to the original meaning. Before there was recorded music, an album was a book in which you put a collection of objects you wanted to save. (A meaning that still exists in a photo album.)

A vinyl LP may have been a collection of songs for you to keep but it wasn’t a group that you had collected. A download album is your collection of songs.

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The Holy Roman Empire did not include the city of Rome through most of its existence.

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