# Need exaples of corny, mildly insulting jokes

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-exaples-of-corny-mildly-insulting-jokes/623320>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [May 28, 2012, 4:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-exaples-of-corny-mildly-insulting-jokes/623320 "2012-05-28T04:27:22Z")\
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**Author:** ![Lancia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lancia/32/17174_2.png) [@Lancia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lancia)\
**Post date:** [May 28, 2012, 4:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-exaples-of-corny-mildly-insulting-jokes/623320/1 "2012-05-28T04:27:22Z")

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From a man, to a woman. However, nothing that involves sex, mommas, etc. The type of joke you would tell your sister-in-law (well, I would).

Example:

Q: What did \_\_\_\_\_\_ get on her I.Q. test?

Drool!

Anybody got any?

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**Author:** ![onecut39](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a183cd/32.png) [@onecut39](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/onecut39)\
**Post date:** [May 28, 2012, 1:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-exaples-of-corny-mildly-insulting-jokes/623320/2 "2012-05-28T13:27:06Z")

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> [@Lancia](#):
>
> From a man, to a woman. However, nothing that involves sex, mommas, etc. The type of joke you would tell your sister-in-law (well, I would).
> 
> Example:
> 
> Q: What did \_\_\_\_\_\_ get on her I.Q. test?
> 
> Drool!
> 
> Anybody got any?

> **[Google](http://www.google.com/#hl=en&sclient=psy-ab&q=put+down+jokes+girls&oq=Put+down+jokes&aq=1&aqi=g2g-K1g-m1&aql=&gs_l=hp.1.1.0l2j0i30j0i5.0.0.1.1917.0.0.0.0.0.0.0.0..0.0...0.0.clTqxFQiSkk&pbx=1&bav=on.2,or.r_gc.r_pw.r_qf.,cf.osb&fp=7e31dd1cd0ae5982&biw=1280&bih=551)**
>
> Search the world's information, including webpages, images, videos and more. Google has many special features to help you find exactly what you're looking for.

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**Author:** ![onecut39](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a183cd/32.png) [@onecut39](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/onecut39)\
**Post date:** [May 28, 2012, 1:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-exaples-of-corny-mildly-insulting-jokes/623320/3 "2012-05-28T13:28:19Z")

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Also

> **[Google](https://www.google.com/#hl=en&sclient=psy-ab&q=put+down+jokes+girls&oq=Put+down+jokes&aq=1&aqi=g2g-K1g-m1&aql=&gs_l=hp.1.1.0l2j0i30j0i5.0.0.1.1917.0.0.0.0.0.0.0.0..0.0...0.0.clTqxFQiSkk&pbx=1&bav=on.2,or.r_gc.r_pw.r_qf.,cf.osb&fp=7e31dd1cd0ae5982&biw=1280&bih=551)**
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> Eunice Newton Foote's 204th Birthday! #GoogleDoodle

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**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\
**Post date:** [May 28, 2012, 2:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-exaples-of-corny-mildly-insulting-jokes/623320/4 "2012-05-28T14:05:50Z")

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Welcome to the SDMB, **onecut39**. Generally when someone asks a question like this, they’re hoping people will share some jokes, not provide a results page for a Google search. Most people here know how to Google quite well.

Hope you’ll find some threads here you’d like to participate in – again, welcome.

**twickster** , MPSIMS moderator