# Need F-ed up videos on Youtube FAST! **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [March 10, 2011, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-f-ed-up-videos-on-youtube-fast/574220 "2011-03-10T20:48:54Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Drain\_Bead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e47774/32.png) [@Drain\_Bead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drain_Bead)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2011, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-f-ed-up-videos-on-youtube-fast/574220/1 "2011-03-10T20:48:54Z")
If it will inhabit your nightmares, I want to see it ASAP. My coworkers and I are torturing one another. We’ve sent out [Telly Savalas doing If](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J94-_w9ARX0&tracker=False), [Leonard Nimoy’s Ballad of Bilbo Baggins](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XC73PHdQX04), and the infamous Yatta! video. Anything along those lines is good, but if it’s inexplicably strange, it’s good. ---
**Author:** ![OpusThePenguin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/7bcc69/32.png) [@OpusThePenguin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpusThePenguin)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2011, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-f-ed-up-videos-on-youtube-fast/574220/2 "2011-03-10T20:52:49Z")
Not sure if this is what you’re looking for: [![]( " - YouTube") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eC2jV8sCv1c) ---
**Author:** ![Drain\_Bead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e47774/32.png) [@Drain\_Bead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drain_Bead)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2011, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-f-ed-up-videos-on-youtube-fast/574220/3 "2011-03-10T21:01:21Z")
That was awesome! ---
**Author:** ![MostlyClueless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ba9def/32.png) [@MostlyClueless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MostlyClueless)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2011, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-f-ed-up-videos-on-youtube-fast/574220/4 "2011-03-10T21:59:24Z")
[![]( " - YouTube") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G8wHEcVUxs0) [![](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/p1aT6vKXNlA/hqdefault.jpg "Crazy Japanese Music Video ( Hide-Penis Dance)") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p1aT6vKXNlA) ---
**Author:** ![ZipperJJ](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zipperjj/32/211_2.png) [@ZipperJJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ZipperJJ)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2011, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-f-ed-up-videos-on-youtube-fast/574220/5 "2011-03-10T22:10:23Z")
My friend posted this today: [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pj5yAl03bYQ&tracker=False](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pj5yAl03bYQ&tracker=False) It’s creepy because while two of the people in it are actors, no one in that video is acting during the filming. ---
**Author:** ![Push\_You\_Down](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/push_you_down/32/9095_2.png) [@Push\_You\_Down](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Push_You_Down)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2011, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-f-ed-up-videos-on-youtube-fast/574220/6 "2011-03-10T22:31:22Z")
Is that “hilarious” video of the chimp raping a frog to death on youtube? That is seriously f-ed up but some VH-1 show listed it as one of the Top 10 Funniest web videos of 2010. ---
**Author:** ![Snowboarder\_Bo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowboarder_bo/32/229_2.png) [@Snowboarder\_Bo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snowboarder_Bo)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2011, 11:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-f-ed-up-videos-on-youtube-fast/574220/7 "2011-03-10T23:05:28Z")
[Phil Davison](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eOSyO-qwsHU) [Rubber Johnny](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3far9oHZOsI) ETA: Whoops! I almost forgot the [Max Headroom incident](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqgeM6rWSkw)! ---
**Author:** ![Morbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morbo/32/389_2.png) [@Morbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morbo)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2011, 11:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-f-ed-up-videos-on-youtube-fast/574220/8 "2011-03-10T23:28:19Z")
Jan Terry. This is possibly the worst thing ever written, sung, played, and filmed. The lyrics make no sense\*, and at key bridges they just drop out b/c she couldn’t think of a new verse. At one point they really needed a swimming pool for a quick shot, but clearly didn’t know anyone who had one. Jan herself…I’ll be kind here…let’s just say if I were her I’d be using models in my videos. The fact that she’s serious, and that this was made in 1992 and not 1982, just adds to it. [Baby Blues](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WRpcwACAFsw). Be warned: you cannot unwatch this. - “He had baby blues, So crystal clear Clear enough to fill a swimming pool” ---
**Author:** ![AClockworkMelon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aclockworkmelon/32/10803_2.png) [@AClockworkMelon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AClockworkMelon)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2011, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-f-ed-up-videos-on-youtube-fast/574220/9 "2011-03-10T23:33:41Z")
[Not for the faint of heart.](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4zw99VsoMA) ---
**Author:** ![Snarky\_Kong](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a183cd/32.png) [@Snarky\_Kong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snarky_Kong)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2011, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-f-ed-up-videos-on-youtube-fast/574220/10 "2011-03-10T23:45:47Z")
[![]( " - YouTube") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ffDPTKn7HiY) ---
**Author:** ![ultrafilter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/3d9bf3/32.png) [@ultrafilter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultrafilter)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2011, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-f-ed-up-videos-on-youtube-fast/574220/11 "2011-03-11T00:41:42Z")
[100% pure high octane nightmare fuel](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0z6xGU2_g9s). ---
**Author:** ![Lottie\_D\_Urberville](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/a5b964/32.png) [@Lottie\_D\_Urberville](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lottie_D_Urberville)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2011, 12:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-f-ed-up-videos-on-youtube-fast/574220/12 "2011-03-11T00:55:43Z")
[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FuX5\_OWObA0](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FuX5_OWObA0) ---
**Author:** ![Nathan\_E.Zephyr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/dc4da7/32.png) [@Nathan\_E.Zephyr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nathan_E.Zephyr)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2011, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-f-ed-up-videos-on-youtube-fast/574220/13 "2011-03-11T00:56:27Z")
> [@AClockworkMelon](#): > > [Not for the faint of heart.](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4zw99VsoMA) I’ll see your macaroni salad and raise you this: https://www.youtube.com/embed/3im5XAAhuqA?feature=oembed&wmode=opaque ---
**Author:** ![AClockworkMelon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aclockworkmelon/32/10803_2.png) [@AClockworkMelon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AClockworkMelon)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2011, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-f-ed-up-videos-on-youtube-fast/574220/14 "2011-03-11T01:03:25Z")
> [@Nathan\_E.Zephyr](#): > > I’ll see your macaroni salad and raise you this: > > [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3im5XAAhuqA](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3im5XAAhuqA) I nearly lost it at “got any pop corn?” God help us if she learns about Wanda’s Macaroni Salad. ---
**Author:** ![Snarky\_Kong](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a183cd/32.png) [@Snarky\_Kong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snarky_Kong)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2011, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-f-ed-up-videos-on-youtube-fast/574220/15 "2011-03-11T01:20:30Z")
> [@Nathan\_E.Zephyr](#): > > I’ll see your macaroni salad and raise you this: > > [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3im5XAAhuqA](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3im5XAAhuqA) “Her recent weight gain…” Uh, you just said she was 200lbs at 5. Also, her parents should be in jail. ---
**Author:** ![Private\_Bin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c0e974/32.png) [@Private\_Bin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Private_Bin)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2011, 1:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-f-ed-up-videos-on-youtube-fast/574220/16 "2011-03-11T01:23:25Z")
I Feel Fantastic! [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLy-AwdCOmI](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLy-AwdCOmI) Simply Sara is just a gateway cook to the legendary **Masaokis**! His show has been described as ‘first person cooking’, because he holds the camera to his eye while he works. Of course, this means he has to cook using one hand. This one is ‘Omelettes for Obama’ [![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/OERZ8Pqs9iU/hqdefault.jpg "Cooking With Hoarders: Omelet for Obama part 1") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OERZ8Pqs9iU) ---
**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2011, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-f-ed-up-videos-on-youtube-fast/574220/17 "2011-03-11T01:46:46Z")
[![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/roVgJxMiCPY/hqdefault.jpg "O Teste do Medo - Apenas uma menina num corredor de hotel...") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=roVgJxMiCPY) In Spanish, but pure awesome. Get past the first 40 seconds of explanation for the good stuff. ---
**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2011, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-f-ed-up-videos-on-youtube-fast/574220/18 "2011-03-11T01:47:18Z")
> [@Snarky\_Kong](#): > > “Her recent weight gain…” > > Uh, you just said she was 200lbs at 5. > > Also, her parents should be in jail. Her mom went to parenting classes and the pediatric hospital [did wonders for her.](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNATWsVVwgo) ---
**Author:** ![Drain\_Bead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e47774/32.png) [@Drain\_Bead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drain_Bead)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2011, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-f-ed-up-videos-on-youtube-fast/574220/19 "2011-03-11T02:28:44Z")
These are all great! Keep 'em coming, especially the music-related ones. ---
**Author:** ![Earl\_Snake-Hips\_Tucker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/earl_snake-hips_tucker/32/3269_2.png) [@Earl\_Snake-Hips\_Tucker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Earl_Snake-Hips_Tucker)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2011, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-f-ed-up-videos-on-youtube-fast/574220/20 "2011-03-11T02:36:43Z")
[The Soviet Union’s Wayne Newton](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Z4m4lnjxkY) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-f-ed-up-videos-on-youtube-fast/574220.md?page=2)