# Need F-ed up videos on Youtube FAST! **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [March 10, 2011, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-f-ed-up-videos-on-youtube-fast/574220 "2011-03-10T20:48:54Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Kalypso](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/df705f/32.png) [@Kalypso](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kalypso)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2011, 11:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-f-ed-up-videos-on-youtube-fast/574220/41 "2011-03-11T23:53:45Z")
This video is the most WTF I’ve ever seen on youtube. Breaking link because I saw a boob in one of the related videos. http:/ /www.youtube.com/watch?v=qw5MT63\_j78 ---
**Author:** ![devilsknew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/4da419/32.png) [@devilsknew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/devilsknew)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2011, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-f-ed-up-videos-on-youtube-fast/574220/42 "2011-03-12T02:24:33Z")
[Sei Kein Frosch](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ib58rRgZJ8&feature=relmfu) (Don’t be a frog) ---
**Author:** ![Lucky\_13](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lucky_13/32/13209_2.png) [@Lucky\_13](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lucky_13)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2011, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-f-ed-up-videos-on-youtube-fast/574220/43 "2011-03-12T17:39:29Z")
It would be nice if a description of the video (spoilered if need be) would be posted along with the link, so that us easily frightened, high-strung folk could know what to avoid. ---
**Author:** ![Koxinga](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/4af34b/32.png) [@Koxinga](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Koxinga)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2011, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-f-ed-up-videos-on-youtube-fast/574220/44 "2011-03-12T18:07:53Z")
Somebody else on the SDMB made me aware of this one: [Pony](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lNu8u_Kpa00). About a girl who gets a magic pony for her birthday. ---
**Author:** ![joyfool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/df788c/32.png) [@joyfool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/joyfool)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2011, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-f-ed-up-videos-on-youtube-fast/574220/45 "2011-03-12T18:17:49Z")
Subscribing because these are awesome. Thanks guys! ---
**Author:** ![Ranchoth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ranchoth/32/1066_2.png) [@Ranchoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ranchoth)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2011, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-f-ed-up-videos-on-youtube-fast/574220/46 "2011-03-12T19:39:28Z")
[John Zorn & Diamanda Galas-Metamorfosis (La classe operaia va in paradiso)](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=592npYHMTq4) Either the song or video _alone_ will give you nightmares. And possibly summon Nyarlathotep. If you want something light-hearted and cheerful—by my own standards—you might try this: [Joker fries.](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-jHGyd1xVeA) ---
**Author:** ![thinksnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thinksnow/32/2849_2.png) [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2011, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-f-ed-up-videos-on-youtube-fast/574220/47 "2011-03-12T19:55:06Z")
You want nightmare fuel? **NSFW** , make you want to barf while saying WTF’ingF?! nightmare fuel? Blame Tosh.0 http:// www.webbr.nl/filmpjes/video/3437/Maggots-crawl-out-of-his-penis ---
**Author:** ![armedmonkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/d6d6ee/32.png) [@armedmonkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/armedmonkey)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2011, 11:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-f-ed-up-videos-on-youtube-fast/574220/48 "2011-03-12T23:37:23Z")
_Setting: Breakfast meeting at unknown Ad agency_ Ad exec 1: We need to spice up our campaign for Orange Juice. I was thinking we’d load it with sex and thinly veiled double entendres Ad exec 2: But we’re French! We already have sex with breakfast. The secretary is giving me a hand job with bacon under the table right now. No, we need to push it farther. What’s trending on the internet right now? Ad exec 1: I don’t know… furries? Ad exec 2: Brilliant! Call production. Get me an [octopus in a bikini](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ck14LKBI9GM)! ---
**Author:** ![devilsknew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/4da419/32.png) [@devilsknew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/devilsknew)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2011, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-f-ed-up-videos-on-youtube-fast/574220/49 "2011-03-13T01:42:47Z")
Just perusing, and I sort of came across a new category of music (to me)… Euro Trucker and Country. Dutch Sisters formed a country pop solution to ABBA named [Pussycat with Mississippi](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j94rXt1UYYE&feature=related) ('76)- reminds me a whole helluva lot of ABBA. German Country Cowboy [Tom Astor](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OVR8t3FDvis&feature=related) Realizing the success of Red Sovine, Jonny Hill did [Teddybear](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JBuLcozP-UY&feature=related) and [Roses for Mama](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X7pcJsvzzlg&feature=related) in German. ---
**Author:** ![Ultraviolet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/c77e96/32.png) [@Ultraviolet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ultraviolet)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2011, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-f-ed-up-videos-on-youtube-fast/574220/50 "2011-03-13T03:27:36Z")
[Come to daddy](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Az_7U0-cK0&feature=related) Nightmarish music video from Aphex Twin - really creepy. ---
**Author:** ![MyFootsZZZ](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/myfootszzz/32/12580_2.png) [@MyFootsZZZ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MyFootsZZZ)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2011, 4:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-f-ed-up-videos-on-youtube-fast/574220/51 "2011-03-13T04:49:32Z")
> [@StusBlues](#): > > These are a portion of edarem’s ouvre. Edarem was a children’s television host years ago who got in trouble for having a bit too special a relationship with some of the kids. He went on to make some YouTube videos that are creepy when shorn of context and retch-inducing when contexualized. As his jurisdiction did not allow sex offenders to go online, he was serving a prison sentence last I heard. I was going to do Edarem videos, I’m glad you titled those. What an odd guy. ---
**Author:** ![devilsknew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/4da419/32.png) [@devilsknew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/devilsknew)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2011, 5:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-f-ed-up-videos-on-youtube-fast/574220/52 "2011-03-13T05:38:05Z")
[Sexy Video! Smile.](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gFGFq3qPnlI&feature=related) ---
**Author:** ![devilsknew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/4da419/32.png) [@devilsknew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/devilsknew)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2011, 7:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-f-ed-up-videos-on-youtube-fast/574220/53 "2011-03-13T07:45:47Z")
[Dear John](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cVnUerDy3JQ&NR=1&feature=fvwp), I don’t think this is from '78, teach in. ---
**Author:** ![Rrose\_Selavy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/bcef8e/32.png) [@Rrose\_Selavy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rrose_Selavy)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2011, 2:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-f-ed-up-videos-on-youtube-fast/574220/54 "2011-03-13T14:08:17Z")
You want sexy? I’ll give you Sexy. 5000 Volts [![]( " - YouTube") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V6pZqwviBqs) ---
**Author:** ![Bambi\_Hassenpfeffer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Bambi\_Hassenpfeffer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bambi_Hassenpfeffer)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2011, 3:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-f-ed-up-videos-on-youtube-fast/574220/55 "2011-03-14T03:47:35Z")
[Daler Mehndi – Tunak Tunak](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-bAN7Ts0xBo) – a WTF video in Punjabi. And who could forget [Sonseed](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-NOZU2iPA8)? ---
**Author:** ![ducati](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/cc9497/32.png) [@ducati](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ducati)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2011, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-f-ed-up-videos-on-youtube-fast/574220/56 "2011-03-14T20:33:40Z")
I don’t understand India/Indians on so many levels… A translated music video from Bollywood: [![]( " - YouTube") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZA1NoOOoaNw) ---
**Author:** ![armedmonkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/d6d6ee/32.png) [@armedmonkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/armedmonkey)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2011, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-f-ed-up-videos-on-youtube-fast/574220/57 "2011-03-14T20:56:10Z")
> [@ducati](#): > > I don’t understand India/Indians on so many levels… > > A translated music video from Bollywood: > > [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZA1NoOOoaNw](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZA1NoOOoaNw) It should be noted that the words in the video are NOT a translation. The video has been [“buffalaxed”](http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Buffalaxed) which is to give subtitles based on what the foreign words sound like and not what the actually mean. For example, the japanese word “kampei” means “cheers” and is said when giving a toast. If you were to buffalax a video of two japanese men drinking, you would subtitle it “cum pie” right before the men take a shot. ---
**Author:** ![devilsknew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/4da419/32.png) [@devilsknew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/devilsknew)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2011, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-f-ed-up-videos-on-youtube-fast/574220/58 "2011-03-14T20:58:18Z")
[Jandek](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZHbCDBf7-Qg) ---
**Author:** ![Jenaroph](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e8c25b/32.png) [@Jenaroph](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jenaroph)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2011, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-f-ed-up-videos-on-youtube-fast/574220/59 "2011-03-14T21:02:05Z")
> [@Bambi\_Hassenpfeffer](#): > > And who could forget [Sonseed](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-NOZU2iPA8)? For some reason, that reminded me of [this.](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v9MTGNaEXGM&feature=related) ---
**Author:** ![Zyada](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zyada/32/3028_2.png) [@Zyada](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zyada)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2011, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-f-ed-up-videos-on-youtube-fast/574220/60 "2011-03-16T22:41:32Z")
The videos I’ve watched from this thread makes [this one](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xazMJtUXCbg) look positively MTVesque [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-f-ed-up-videos-on-youtube-fast/574220.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-f-ed-up-videos-on-youtube-fast/574220.md?page=4)