# Need help coming up with a white elephant gift that begins with the letter S **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [December 14, 2022, 11:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-help-coming-up-with-a-white-elephant-gift-that-begins-with-the-letter-s/976506 "2022-12-14T11:42:54Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 7\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2022, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-help-coming-up-with-a-white-elephant-gift-that-begins-with-the-letter-s/976506/21 "2022-12-14T19:52:56Z")
Sauerkraut. Amazon carries Sauer Frau sauerkraut (plain, mustard, or caraway) in squeezable containers. The three-packs are over $25, but singles and two-packs are under - well, depending on shipping. ---
**Author:** ![romansperson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/romansperson/32/17100_2.png) [@romansperson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/romansperson)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2022, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-help-coming-up-with-a-white-elephant-gift-that-begins-with-the-letter-s/976506/22 "2022-12-14T20:10:47Z")
[Sugru](https://www.amazon.com/dp/B089WGZDD2/?coliid=I1GJZVWXAJOTZQ&colid=1GOZCQQM4U065&psc=1&ref_=lv_ov_lig_dp_it) or a [Sponge holder](https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0784YQ63K/?coliid=I3OO6AW6LGBCGM&colid=1GOZCQQM4U065&psc=1&ref_=lv_ov_lig_dp_it) ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2022, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-help-coming-up-with-a-white-elephant-gift-that-begins-with-the-letter-s/976506/23 "2022-12-14T20:17:01Z")
Sponge dinosaurs. ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2022, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-help-coming-up-with-a-white-elephant-gift-that-begins-with-the-letter-s/976506/24 "2022-12-14T20:17:15Z")
Cheap, fun and almost guaranteed to be used immediately-Silly String. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2022, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-help-coming-up-with-a-white-elephant-gift-that-begins-with-the-letter-s/976506/25 "2022-12-14T21:07:27Z")
While Sansevieria can survive low-light conditions, they prefer full sun, and when grown well produce small, highly fragrant white flowers ---
**Author:** ![SurrenderDorothy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/surrenderdorothy/32/1221_2.png) [@SurrenderDorothy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SurrenderDorothy)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2022, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-help-coming-up-with-a-white-elephant-gift-that-begins-with-the-letter-s/976506/26 "2022-12-14T23:48:20Z")
A shower curtain. I rather like this one, personally: > **[Amazon.com: DESIHOM Funny Cat Shower Curtains for Bathroom Cat Riding Shark...](https://www.amazon.com/DESIHOM-Curtain-Cartoon-Polyester-Fabric-72/dp/B09NVHL9QF)** > > Buy DESIHOM Funny Cat Shower Curtains for Bathroom Cat Riding Shark Theme Ocean Shower Curtain Fun Animal Nautical Kids Bathroom Decor Polyester Fabric-72" x 72": Shower Curtains - Amazon.com ✓ FREE DELIVERY possible on eligible purchases ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2022, 12:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-help-coming-up-with-a-white-elephant-gift-that-begins-with-the-letter-s/976506/27 "2022-12-15T12:43:29Z")
> [@Jackmannii](#): > > when grown well produce small, highly fragrant white flowers [![](https://i.imgur.com/1Wd78yQ.jpg) ](https://i.imgur.com/1Wd78yQ.jpg) We have several, but they’ve never flowered. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-help-coming-up-with-a-white-elephant-gift-that-begins-with-the-letter-s/976506.md?page=1)