# Need help fast--I'm a dork!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-help-fast-im-a-dork/43471>\
**Category:** About This Message Board\
**Created:** [November 30, 2000, 11:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-help-fast-im-a-dork/43471 "2000-11-30T23:42:40Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 3\
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**Author:** ![evilbeth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/evilbeth/32/2268_2.png) [@evilbeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/evilbeth)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2000, 11:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-help-fast-im-a-dork/43471/1 "2000-11-30T23:42:40Z")

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I know this is stupid but I cannot seem to locate the “log off/out” area for the board. I am on someone else’s computer and I need to log out but it is not where it usually is (bottom right!)  
Help! Is there something I should know about?

This is somewhat time restricted.  
Sorry I’m a moron!

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**Author:** ![evilbeth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/evilbeth/32/2268_2.png) [@evilbeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/evilbeth)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2000, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-help-fast-im-a-dork/43471/2 "2000-11-30T23:51:07Z")

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Never mind–I finally found it. Maybe I’m just on crack. Moderators–please put this thread out of its misery!

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**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\
**Post date:** [December 1, 2000, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-help-fast-im-a-dork/43471/3 "2000-12-01T02:10:22Z")

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No problem, beth, I’ll lock it for you. Please assume the postion for the usual spanking session 🙂