# Need help remembering this Simpsons quote. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 28, 2001, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-help-remembering-this-simpsons-quote/90184 "2001-10-28T23:29:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 7\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![epraz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/82dd89/32.png) [@epraz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/epraz)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2001, 5:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-help-remembering-this-simpsons-quote/90184/21 "2001-10-31T05:28:02Z")
Hello, dean. You are a stupidhead! ---
**Author:** ![pepperlandgirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f17d59/32.png) [@pepperlandgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pepperlandgirl)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2001, 6:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-help-remembering-this-simpsons-quote/90184/22 "2001-10-31T06:05:09Z")
Homer Simpson, is that you? ---
**Author:** ![Joyfulgirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f04885/32.png) [@Joyfulgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Joyfulgirl)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2001, 6:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-help-remembering-this-simpsons-quote/90184/23 "2001-10-31T06:07:22Z")
“Uh-oh what did that mean? Better say something or they’ll think you’re stupid.” Homer: “Takes one to know one!” Homer’s Brain: “Swish!” ---
**Author:** ![Sweet\_Sota\_Girl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a587f6/32.png) [@Sweet\_Sota\_Girl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sweet_Sota_Girl)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2001, 6:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-help-remembering-this-simpsons-quote/90184/24 "2001-10-31T06:10:09Z")
Funny I get that same “quote some more” urge when someone does a quote from Star Wars. [sub]I know… I’ll shut up.[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Joyfulgirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f04885/32.png) [@Joyfulgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Joyfulgirl)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2001, 6:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-help-remembering-this-simpsons-quote/90184/25 "2001-10-31T06:23:14Z")
“I feet a great disturbance in the force. Like millions of voices cried out in terror, then were silenced.” [sup]I know, but somebody had to do it! I’ll stop now.[/sup] ---
**Author:** ![TwistofFate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@TwistofFate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwistofFate)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2001, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-help-remembering-this-simpsons-quote/90184/26 "2001-10-31T15:45:19Z")
outside a cinema, walking past the people waiting to go in “What an Ending! Darth Vader is Lukes Father!” “thanks alot, jerk” ---
**Author:** ![Frank\_O.Pinion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/839c29/32.png) [@Frank\_O.Pinion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frank_O.Pinion)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2001, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-help-remembering-this-simpsons-quote/90184/27 "2001-11-01T02:53:17Z")
Homer is making a little extra money as a guy who tests new drugs. Somehow they find out he has a crayon rammed in his brain, which is the cause of his stupidity- Researcher: Mr. Simpson, we’ve taken some X-rays, and it appears you have a crayon lodged in your brain! Homer: (Gasp!) I have a crayon in my brain?! (points to chest) Researcher: Yes! (points Homers finger at his head) Researcher: Homer, you can undergo a procedure to remove the crayon! It could increase your brain power by 50%!..or it could kill you. Homer: Increase my killing power, eh! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-help-remembering-this-simpsons-quote/90184.md?page=1)