# Need ideas for a clever sign **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [February 12, 2014, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-ideas-for-a-clever-sign/681180 "2014-02-12T19:29:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 11\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2014, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-ideas-for-a-clever-sign/681180/41 "2014-02-14T00:25:55Z")
**Greymatter Reclamation Unit** ---
**Author:** ![StGermain](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/stgermain/32/2868_2.png) [@StGermain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StGermain)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2014, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-ideas-for-a-clever-sign/681180/42 "2014-02-14T01:15:25Z")
> [@Roderick\_Femm](#): > > I could, of course, refer to myself as a data queen, but not the other guy. His wife wouldn’t like it. > > Roddy You could be the reigning Monarchs of the Data Kingdom - King SQL (him) and Queen Datum (you). StG ---
**Author:** ![MareIt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ea666f/32.png) [@MareIt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MareIt)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2014, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-ideas-for-a-clever-sign/681180/43 "2014-02-14T04:08:32Z")
If you don’t like the answer, don’t ask the question. ---
**Author:** ![cmyk](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cmyk/32/3353_2.png) [@cmyk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmyk)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2014, 4:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-ideas-for-a-clever-sign/681180/44 "2014-02-14T04:37:36Z")
**Be careful what you ask for. The truth hurts.** ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2014, 4:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-ideas-for-a-clever-sign/681180/45 "2014-02-14T04:39:51Z")
> [@Hypno-Toad](#): > > -Smart Answers for Dumb Questions > > -The Data Mine > > -Sadistical Analysis _ **Snappy** _ Answers to _ **Stupid** _ Questions [http://media.dcentertainment.com/sites/default/files/files/2011/09/MAD-Magazine-Snappy-Answers-Starbucks3.jpg](http://media.dcentertainment.com/sites/default/files/files/2011/09/MAD-Magazine-Snappy-Answers-Starbucks3.jpg) O Data Mine [![](http://www.lovers-poems.com/shakespeare1.jpg) ](http://www.lovers-poems.com/shakespeare1.jpg) Lies, Damn Lies, and Statistical Analysis > **[Riffelhaus 1853 | Das berühmte Matterhorn Hotel](https://www.riffelhaus.ch/)** > > Gastgeber für Königshäuser und berühmte Bergsteiger am Matterhorn seit 1853. Das Hotel bietet Zimmer, Restaurant und Spa mit atemberaubender Aussicht auf das Matterhorn. ---
**Author:** ![Roderick\_Femm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/roderick_femm/32/14875_2.png) [@Roderick\_Femm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Roderick_Femm)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2014, 4:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-ideas-for-a-clever-sign/681180/46 "2014-02-14T04:50:15Z")
> [@gigi](#): > > How about a nod to **The Phantom Tollbooth** with a “You Are Here” arrow at the Sea of Knowledge or Conclusions? > > [http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-i5N2GTqM-hk/TpiLK-OObRI/AAAAAAAAA0I/eEVmQcxS-JI/s1600/Tollbooth-3.JPG](http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-i5N2GTqM-hk/TpiLK-OObRI/AAAAAAAAA0I/eEVmQcxS-JI/s1600/Tollbooth-3.JPG) I love this! Stealing it tomorrow. For some of you this has turned a bit nasty. I just wanted some lighthearted amusing things for people to look at as they came into our otherwise rather dreary space. I don’t want to punish them for coming in. Sorry if that wasn’t clear in the OP. Roddy ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2014, 4:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-ideas-for-a-clever-sign/681180/47 "2014-02-14T04:57:40Z")
> [@cmyk](#): > > **Be careful what you ask for. > The truth hurts.** **The Truth Is Out There.** [![](https://photodharma.net/Posters/Landscapes-and-Skyscapes/images/Landscapes-Slide-00047.jpg) ](https://photodharma.net/Posters/Landscapes-and-Skyscapes/images/Landscapes-Slide-00047.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2014, 7:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-ideas-for-a-clever-sign/681180/48 "2014-02-14T07:09:14Z")
\*\*M.O.I. Ministry of Information\*\* ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2014, 7:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-ideas-for-a-clever-sign/681180/49 "2014-02-14T07:37:42Z")
**Ministry of Truth** [http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/2/26/Ingsoc\_logo\_from\_1984.svg/225px-Ingsoc\_logo\_from\_1984.svg.png](http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/2/26/Ingsoc_logo_from_1984.svg/225px-Ingsoc_logo_from_1984.svg.png) ---
**Author:** ![gigi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a587f6/32.png) [@gigi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gigi)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2014, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-ideas-for-a-clever-sign/681180/50 "2014-02-14T15:25:22Z")
> [@Roderick\_Femm](#): > > I just wanted some lighthearted amusing things for people to look at as they came into our otherwise rather dreary space. I don’t want to punish them for coming in. Sorry if that wasn’t clear in the OP. This thread reminds me of a little ditty (a little dated but fun) > **[Stan Rogers - White Collar Holler Lyrics | LetsSingIt Lyrics](https://www.letssingit.com/stan-rogers-lyrics-white-collar-holler-4w27q3z)** > > Lyrics of WHITE COLLAR HOLLER by Stan Rogers: Well I rise up every morning at a quarter to eight, Some woman who's my wife tells me not to be late, I kiss ... No one’s gonna fold, bend or mutilate me! ---
**Author:** ![Space\_Vegetable](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6de8d8/32.png) [@Space\_Vegetable](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Space_Vegetable)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2014, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-ideas-for-a-clever-sign/681180/51 "2014-02-14T18:12:28Z")
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