# need more examples of this type of lowbrow "shaddup!" humor

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [February 3, 2013, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-more-examples-of-this-type-of-lowbrow-shaddup-humor/649216 "2013-02-03T14:41:22Z")\
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**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2013, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-more-examples-of-this-type-of-lowbrow-shaddup-humor/649216/1 "2013-02-03T14:41:22Z")

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Mommy, Mommy, I hate playing merry go round  
Shaddup or I’ll nail your other foot to the floor

Mommy, Mommy, Jimmy has an eye infection  
Shaddup and eat around it

Links to any previous threads welcome, too.

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**Author:** ![Bricker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@Bricker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bricker)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2013, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-more-examples-of-this-type-of-lowbrow-shaddup-humor/649216/2 "2013-02-03T17:44:35Z")

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Mommy, mommy, why is Daddy running so fast?

Shaddup and reload!

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**Author:** ![freckafree](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/freckafree/32/3050_2.png) [@freckafree](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/freckafree)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2013, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-more-examples-of-this-type-of-lowbrow-shaddup-humor/649216/3 "2013-02-03T18:04:38Z")

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Mommy, mommy! I hate my sister’s guts!

Shaddup and eat what I put in front of you.

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**Author:** ![Pitchmeister](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pitchmeister/32/3459_2.png) [@Pitchmeister](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pitchmeister)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2013, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-more-examples-of-this-type-of-lowbrow-shaddup-humor/649216/4 "2013-02-03T18:49:38Z")

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Mommy, mommy! I don’t wanna go to France!

Shaddup and swim!

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**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\
**Post date:** [February 3, 2013, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-more-examples-of-this-type-of-lowbrow-shaddup-humor/649216/5 "2013-02-03T19:45:18Z")

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“Mommy, Mommy, I don’t want to visit Grandma!”

“Shaddup and keep digging!”

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**Author:** ![Sudden\_Kestrel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecd19e/32.png) [@Sudden\_Kestrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sudden_Kestrel)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2013, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-more-examples-of-this-type-of-lowbrow-shaddup-humor/649216/6 "2013-02-04T03:25:05Z")

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If you google “mommy mommy jokes,” you’ll find a lot of relevant sites.