# Need new user name with a Beatles theme... **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [November 19, 2003, 12:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-new-user-name-with-a-beatles-theme/214073 "2003-11-19T12:01:15Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![ElwoodCuse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/edb3f5/32.png) [@ElwoodCuse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElwoodCuse)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2003, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-new-user-name-with-a-beatles-theme/214073/21 "2003-11-19T16:09:36Z")
Obscure: Denis O’Dell ---
**Author:** ![beagledave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6de8d8/32.png) [@beagledave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beagledave)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2003, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-new-user-name-with-a-beatles-theme/214073/22 "2003-11-19T16:17:32Z")
Yoko, of course. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![tomndebb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b9e5f3/32.png) [@tomndebb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tomndebb)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2003, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-new-user-name-with-a-beatles-theme/214073/23 "2003-11-19T16:17:40Z")
Pete Best ---
**Author:** ![Wheel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/4da419/32.png) [@Wheel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wheel)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2003, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-new-user-name-with-a-beatles-theme/214073/24 "2003-11-19T16:37:21Z")
Nowhere Man Elinor Rigby Sgt. Pepper ---
**Author:** ![The\_Mad\_Hermit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b5ac83/32.png) [@The\_Mad\_Hermit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Mad_Hermit)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2003, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-new-user-name-with-a-beatles-theme/214073/25 "2003-11-19T16:59:32Z")
Confuse them all! **Lady Madonna!** ---
**Author:** ![Duckster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/duckster/32/1244_2.png) [@Duckster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duckster)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2003, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-new-user-name-with-a-beatles-theme/214073/26 "2003-11-19T17:02:51Z")
Nurk Twin Quarryman Beat Boy ---
**Author:** ![gleeb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/f14d63/32.png) [@gleeb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gleeb)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2003, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-new-user-name-with-a-beatles-theme/214073/27 "2003-11-19T17:06:50Z")
Old Brown Shoe? The Man in the Mac? Vicious Snapping Turk? ---
**Author:** ![Interrobang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/interrobang/32/17463_2.png) [@Interrobang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Interrobang)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2003, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-new-user-name-with-a-beatles-theme/214073/28 "2003-11-19T17:46:26Z")
Henry the Horse Look Up the Number Newspaper Taxi Apple Scruff Cranberry Sauce (obscure!) ---
**Author:** ![picker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/picker/32/13969_2.png) [@picker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/picker)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2003, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-new-user-name-with-a-beatles-theme/214073/29 "2003-11-19T17:53:39Z")
Sexy Sadie Julia Polythene Pam Mother Nature’s Son Martha My Dear Paperback Writer Her Majesty This Boy Old Brown Shoe The One After 909 Me & My Monkey 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Chicago\_Faucet](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chicago_faucet/32/13910_2.png) [@Chicago\_Faucet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chicago_Faucet)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2003, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-new-user-name-with-a-beatles-theme/214073/30 "2003-11-19T18:22:33Z")
Eleanor Rigby Father McKenzie ---
**Author:** ![Ringo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/779978/32.png) [@Ringo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ringo)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2003, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-new-user-name-with-a-beatles-theme/214073/31 "2003-11-19T18:23:54Z")
One-two-three-fah! Instant Karma ---
**Author:** ![Horatio\_Hellpop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Horatio\_Hellpop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatio_Hellpop)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2003, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-new-user-name-with-a-beatles-theme/214073/32 "2003-11-19T19:36:46Z")
Doris’ Oats More Popular than Jesus Returned MBE Pope George Ringo Richard Starkey ---
**Author:** ![Stratocaster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/stratocaster/32/16393_2.png) [@Stratocaster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stratocaster)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2003, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-new-user-name-with-a-beatles-theme/214073/33 "2003-11-19T19:40:32Z")
The intriguing suggestions continue…more, please! I also thought of **Clean Old Man** (see if you get that reference), **Professor Foot** , and… **Ivana Holgerhan**. ---
**Author:** ![Shagnasty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9dc877/32.png) [@Shagnasty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shagnasty)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2003, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-new-user-name-with-a-beatles-theme/214073/34 "2003-11-19T20:07:13Z")
Lucy in the Sky or Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds if that fits. ---
**Author:** ![pepperlandgirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f17d59/32.png) [@pepperlandgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pepperlandgirl)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2003, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-new-user-name-with-a-beatles-theme/214073/35 "2003-11-19T20:17:20Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Bob Cos \* > \*\*The intriguing suggestions continue…more, please! > > I also thought of **Clean Old Man** (see if you get that reference), **Professor Foot** , and… **Ivana Holgerhan**. \*\* He’s not your grandfather. Well he is you know. I’ve seen your grandfather, he lives in your house. Personally I like **Professor Foot** , or if you really want an obscure reference **Magic Alex**. > [@](#): > > Mardas (Magic Alex) was introduced to John Lennon by Brian Jones. He was then temporarily hired in 1968 by the Beatles to build them a studio. Mardas promised them the world’s first 72-track studio but the results were pathetic and unusable, having no soundproofing, no mixing desk, and no way to run the wiring between the control room and the studio. When he failed to deliver, The Beatles’ Let It Be project had to be recorded with two 4-track recorders, borrowed from EMI. Also, may have seduced Cynthia Lennon on John’s instruction so that John could divorce Cynthia for her adultry before she had a chance to divorce him for HIS adultry. John was on a trip with Yoko when Alex “made his move”… ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2003, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-new-user-name-with-a-beatles-theme/214073/36 "2003-11-19T20:28:10Z")
Mark Chapman? ---
**Author:** ![Stratocaster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/stratocaster/32/16393_2.png) [@Stratocaster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stratocaster)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2003, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-new-user-name-with-a-beatles-theme/214073/37 "2003-11-19T20:28:24Z")
**pepperlandgirl** , I knew you wouldn’t let me down. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Stratocaster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/stratocaster/32/16393_2.png) [@Stratocaster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stratocaster)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2003, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-new-user-name-with-a-beatles-theme/214073/38 "2003-11-19T20:31:02Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Chefguy \* > \*\*Mark Chapman? \*\* :mad: ---
**Author:** ![Already\_in\_Use](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9adbd/32.png) [@Already\_in\_Use](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Already_in_Use)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2003, 4:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-new-user-name-with-a-beatles-theme/214073/39 "2003-11-20T04:53:19Z")
Jackaroo Dave Ohm National Health Eyeball Pot-Smoking FBI Member Buster Bloodvessel Snapping Turk Magical Mystical Boy ---
**Author:** ![Small\_Clanger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9fc348/32.png) [@Small\_Clanger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Small_Clanger)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2003, 11:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-new-user-name-with-a-beatles-theme/214073/40 "2003-11-20T11:46:51Z")
Winston O Boogie John Paul George and Ringo and Bob Ron Dirk Stig and Barry and Bob **Already in Use** “Jackaroo Dave Ohm” WTF? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-new-user-name-with-a-beatles-theme/214073.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-new-user-name-with-a-beatles-theme/214073.md?page=3)