# Need Punney Scary Names **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 25, 2006, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-punney-scary-names/377852 "2006-10-25T16:34:05Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 18\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![yanceylebeef](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yanceylebeef/32/12290_2.png) [@yanceylebeef](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yanceylebeef)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2006, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-punney-scary-names/377852/1 "2006-10-25T16:34:05Z")
I’m recording a VO for my friends Burlesque Halloween show, and I need some funny pun filled scary halloween names and I’m drawing a complete blank. Help me dopers, and I’ll gladly buy you a beer this weekend at the Oriental Theater. If you happen to be in Denver. And are a fan of Burlesque. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2006, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-punney-scary-names/377852/2 "2006-10-25T17:05:57Z")
Paul Behrer. Ivana Suckyourblood. Mort Ician. ---
**Author:** ![Leviosaurus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/439d5e/32.png) [@Leviosaurus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leviosaurus)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2006, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-punney-scary-names/377852/3 "2006-10-25T17:12:33Z")
Robin Graves …I got nuthin’ ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2006, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-punney-scary-names/377852/4 "2006-10-25T17:16:37Z")
Tom B. Stone …Hell, I’ve got even less. ---
**Author:** ![Doctor\_Jackson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doctor_jackson/32/32_2.png) [@Doctor\_Jackson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doctor_Jackson)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2006, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-punney-scary-names/377852/5 "2006-10-25T17:51:40Z")
Frank N. Stein Hal O’Ween Dopp L. Ganger Paul Terguist D. Monic This is harder thanit looks… ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2006, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-punney-scary-names/377852/6 "2006-10-25T18:20:39Z")
Bee Headed Rick R. Mortice Miss N. Limbs Ima Goner ---
**Author:** ![freckafree](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/freckafree/32/3050_2.png) [@freckafree](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/freckafree)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2006, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-punney-scary-names/377852/7 "2006-10-25T19:46:50Z")
Bea L. Zebub Donna Killmee Colin Clammy Peg N. DeHart All Gore (Al’s evil twin) Maybe you can throw in a reference to the location Hack-n-sack, NJ. Yup. Harder than I thought. ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2006, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-punney-scary-names/377852/8 "2006-10-25T20:06:56Z")
Mac Cobb (macabre) Besides the already-mentioned **Robin** Graves, brother **Doug** and sibling of indeterminate gender **M.T.** An Indiana horror-movie host is known as [Sammy Terry,](http://www.geocities.com/TelevisionCity/Lot/5023/WhoisSammy.html) a pun on (not “anagram for”, as the linked page incorrectly states) the word _cemetery_. ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2006, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-punney-scary-names/377852/9 "2006-10-25T20:33:28Z")
M. Pacter Will X. Pyre Vick Thim Woody Chipper Hal O. Cranium Cole S. Terol ---
**Author:** ![Beadalin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3be4f8/32.png) [@Beadalin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beadalin)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2006, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-punney-scary-names/377852/10 "2006-10-25T20:37:07Z")
Dea Thrattle Jack O’Lantern (too obvious, I bet) Ima Kilyu Rip Herelies ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2006, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-punney-scary-names/377852/11 "2006-10-25T20:49:34Z")
Dan Gerrous Cass Kett Dee Seased Sid E. Tyres ---
**Author:** ![yanceylebeef](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yanceylebeef/32/12290_2.png) [@yanceylebeef](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yanceylebeef)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2006, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-punney-scary-names/377852/12 "2006-10-25T21:04:11Z")
Wow, you guys are awesome! As is usually the course, I’m going with the first one, Paul Behrer. Thanks **Ludovik** and thanks everyone who helped! ---
**Author:** ![The\_King\_of\_Soup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a87d85/32.png) [@The\_King\_of\_Soup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_King_of_Soup)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2006, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-punney-scary-names/377852/13 "2006-10-25T21:18:35Z")
I.M. Pale Bea Reeves Carrie Dowdt Harv Estingsoules Myron Yon (fr. _ronyon_) Cal Amity Sue Pine Mark Fordeth Drew Shortstraw Diane Otherday Dee Jenny Rayshaun Jan Gling ---
**Author:** ![ZipperJJ](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zipperjj/32/211_2.png) [@ZipperJJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ZipperJJ)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2006, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-punney-scary-names/377852/14 "2006-10-25T21:48:46Z")
For completion’s sake…here’s a list of [all of the Simpsons’ Treehouse Of Horror](http://www.snpp.com/guides/halloweencredits.html) “creepy credits.” Mainly because I am forever amused by people who make such awesome complete lists. ---
**Author:** ![Tikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5daacb/32.png) [@Tikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tikki)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2006, 2:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-punney-scary-names/377852/15 "2006-10-26T02:25:24Z")
Igor Tukilu Dee Composing I. Emma Dedwon Ken I. Suckyourblood (Ivana’s brother.) ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2006, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-punney-scary-names/377852/16 "2006-10-26T14:46:44Z")
Ed Les Orseman Wulf Mann Rick R. Treat I. M. Thost Barry D. Hatchet Fester N. Boile Ann O. Recksia Chess Hertz Candy N. DeBasket Holden D. Guttsin Carrie Onsters O. Kay Dhaukee, I.M. Dunn ---
**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2006, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-punney-scary-names/377852/17 "2006-10-26T15:32:00Z")
Sammy Terry ---
**Author:** ![AskNott](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asknott/32/5790_2.png) [@AskNott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AskNott)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2006, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-punney-scary-names/377852/18 "2006-10-26T17:50:29Z")
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