# Need satirical Bush/Cheney campaign slogans **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 6, 2004, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-satirical-bush-cheney-campaign-slogans/258556 "2004-08-06T02:12:09Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 8\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Suse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/df705f/32.png) [@Suse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Suse)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2004, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-satirical-bush-cheney-campaign-slogans/258556/1 "2004-08-06T02:12:09Z")
I’m looking for some good one-liners for the screensaver of a co-worker who is a rabid Bush supporter. I won’t put them on her computer, but I will e-mail them to her as possible substitutions for the “Go Bush” she currently has on display. This is a running joke between the two of us, and I’m out of ideas. ---
**Author:** ![5\_time\_champ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/5/278dde/32.png) [@5\_time\_champ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/5_time_champ)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2004, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-satirical-bush-cheney-campaign-slogans/258556/2 "2004-08-06T02:23:33Z")
Not very original, but _Go Bush, and take Cheney with you_ ---
**Author:** ![RealityChuck](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/realitychuck/32/195_2.png) [@RealityChuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RealityChuck)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2004, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-satirical-bush-cheney-campaign-slogans/258556/3 "2004-08-06T02:36:56Z")
[This may help.](http://www.democrats.com/display.cfm?id=338) There’s also the [Bush-Cheney Sloganator](http://groups.yahoo.com/group/BushCheneySloganator/) (Requires Yahoo ID and you must join the group). The Bush campaign put up a “make your own bumper sticker” script on their website. After a couple of days, they took it down. This page documents why. ---
**Author:** ![ftg](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ftg/32/2801_2.png) [@ftg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ftg)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2004, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-satirical-bush-cheney-campaign-slogans/258556/4 "2004-08-06T02:44:24Z")
Although some of you here might associate this phrase with a poster made infamous in ATMB, I have seen it several times in both this particular form as well as a general substitution in any such context: “Go Cheney Yourself” If you’re taunting a right-wing religious nut, try these: “The Sermon on the Mount: The first anti-Bush/Cheney speech.” “Jesus practiced Free Universal Health Care.” ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2004, 4:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-satirical-bush-cheney-campaign-slogans/258556/5 "2004-08-06T04:37:50Z")
Just today, Bush said “Our enemies […] never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we.” It’s a little long for a bumper sticker, but I think it works. ---
**Author:** ![Trillionaire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/aeb1de/32.png) [@Trillionaire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trillionaire)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2004, 11:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-satirical-bush-cheney-campaign-slogans/258556/6 "2004-08-06T11:03:03Z")
[Link](http://www.topfive.com/arcs/pk040504.shtml) ---
**Author:** ![dbygawdcapn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dbygawdcapn/32/3995_2.png) [@dbygawdcapn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dbygawdcapn)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2004, 12:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-satirical-bush-cheney-campaign-slogans/258556/7 "2004-08-06T12:19:17Z")
If you don’t vote for Bush, you won’t get Dick. ---
**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2004, 12:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-satirical-bush-cheney-campaign-slogans/258556/8 "2004-08-06T12:56:02Z")
> [@dbygawdcapn](#): > > If you don’t vote for Bush, you won’t get Dick. I was going to suggest one I swa on a bumper sticker: “Lick Bush & Dick in 2004” But now I won’t. Have a look at [www.topplebush.com](http://www.topplebush.com) for some ideas.