# Need song lyrics that mention cocoa, tea, wine or coffee (and doubly so song titles)

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**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Tags:** coffee, wine\
**Created:** [October 28, 2010, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-song-lyrics-that-mention-cocoa-tea-wine-or-coffee-and-doubly-so-song-titles/558679 "2010-10-28T16:56:47Z")\
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**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2010, 12:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-song-lyrics-that-mention-cocoa-tea-wine-or-coffee-and-doubly-so-song-titles/558679/81 "2010-10-31T12:17:17Z")

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An old Irish drinking song:

“Water is Alright in Tay”

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**Post date:** [October 31, 2010, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-song-lyrics-that-mention-cocoa-tea-wine-or-coffee-and-doubly-so-song-titles/558679/82 "2010-10-31T14:31:09Z")

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It’s not literally wine, but:

“Brown eyed women and red grenadine\ The bottle was dusty but the liquor was clean.”  
_Red Grenadine_, The Grateful Dead

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**Post date:** [October 31, 2010, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-song-lyrics-that-mention-cocoa-tea-wine-or-coffee-and-doubly-so-song-titles/558679/83 "2010-10-31T15:29:43Z")

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_Summer Wine_, Nancy Sinatra

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**Post date:** [October 31, 2010, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-song-lyrics-that-mention-cocoa-tea-wine-or-coffee-and-doubly-so-song-titles/558679/84 "2010-10-31T15:38:23Z")

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Aww. I went and found two songs about cocoa too.

[Supergrass have a whole album called ‘I Should Coco,’](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/I_Should_Coco) an intentional mis-spelling of cocoa (“I should cocoa” = “I should say so” in Cockney rhyming slang; you’ll still hear it said even nowadays).

And the Von Trapp Children apparently sang [A Hot Cup of Cocoa](http://gfs.westport.k12.ct.us/music/Hot%20Cup%20of%20Cocoa.htm), as did some elementary schools around Christmas.

You don’t need them now that you’ve made the sensible decision to switch to hot chocolate, but I found them so I’m going to post them anyway.

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**Post date:** [November 1, 2010, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-song-lyrics-that-mention-cocoa-tea-wine-or-coffee-and-doubly-so-song-titles/558679/85 "2010-11-01T16:18:51Z")

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> [@Annie-Xmas](#):
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> Who drinks wine in a cup?

Apparently some folks do:

_Lips as sweet as candy.  
Their taste stays on my mind.  
Girl, you keep me thirsty for another cup of wine._

(“Hooked on a Feeling” - Mark James)  
Here are a few more I thought of:

Joni MItchell - “Carey” (_Come on down to the Mermaid Cafe and I will buy you a bottle of wine…_)

XTC - “We’re All Light” _(…and I’ll leave nothing here but love and milk a’ plenty for your tea…_)

Paul McCartney - “Cafe on the Left Bank” (_Cafe on the left bank, ordinary wine…_)

Steve Goodman - “The Dutchman” (_Some tea with whiskey keeps away the dew_)

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**Author:** ![foolsguinea](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foolsguinea/32/14751_2.png) [@foolsguinea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/foolsguinea)\
**Post date:** [November 1, 2010, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-song-lyrics-that-mention-cocoa-tea-wine-or-coffee-and-doubly-so-song-titles/558679/86 "2010-11-01T16:31:34Z")

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Isn’t there a Paul McCartney Beatles song with a phrase like “went downstairs & poured myself a cup”? I remember him snarking about a magazine ad for coffee that used it.

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**Post date:** [November 1, 2010, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-song-lyrics-that-mention-cocoa-tea-wine-or-coffee-and-doubly-so-song-titles/558679/87 "2010-11-01T17:57:06Z")

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> [@foolsguinea](#):
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> Isn’t there a Paul McCartney Beatles song with a phrase like “went downstairs & poured myself a cup”? I remember him snarking about a magazine ad for coffee that used it.

[A Day In The Life](http://beatleslyrics.tripod.com/67-70.htm#06), The Beatles.

Relevant lyrics:

> [@](#):
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> Woke up, fell out of bed,  
> Dragged a comb across my head  
> Found my way downstairs and drank a cup,  
> And looking up I noticed I was late.  
> Found my coat and grabbed my hat  
> Made the bus in seconds flat  
> Found my way upstairs and had a smoke,  
> Somebody spoke and I went into a dream

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**Post date:** [November 2, 2010, 7:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-song-lyrics-that-mention-cocoa-tea-wine-or-coffee-and-doubly-so-song-titles/558679/88 "2010-11-02T07:38:12Z")

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Ah, that sounds like it.

Otoh, the paper cup in “Across the Universe” doesn’t seem to have a beverage in it.

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**Post date:** [November 2, 2010, 7:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-song-lyrics-that-mention-cocoa-tea-wine-or-coffee-and-doubly-so-song-titles/558679/89 "2010-11-02T07:56:34Z")

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> [@Annie-Xmas](#):
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> Who drinks wine in a cup?

You don’t drink mulled wine in a cup? 😕 Or, oh my gosh, burned rhum? Them things are hot, hot, hot, you want a handle to be able to handle them! Plus, in some parts of the English-speaking world, cups have stems, not handles. Matter of fact, it’s the term I was taught in ESL class for “a glass with a stem”. I would say that the Stanley Cup resembles an ice-cream cup more than it resembles a teacup, handles notwithstanding…

Oh, and I imagine they won’t be acceptable, but I like both Bosé’s “Café” (he’s a very, very, very bad boy and can make “you give me coffee” sound like a whole encyclopedia’s worth of innuendo) and 440’s “Ojalá que llueva café en el campo” (“may it rain coffee on the fields”).

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**Post date:** [November 2, 2010, 9:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-song-lyrics-that-mention-cocoa-tea-wine-or-coffee-and-doubly-so-song-titles/558679/90 "2010-11-02T09:25:40Z")

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Tea Mania: [Elemental - Cup of Brown Joy](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eELH0ivexKA): “If you’re tired of tea, then you’re tired of life”, and many more.

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**Post date:** [November 2, 2010, 12:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-song-lyrics-that-mention-cocoa-tea-wine-or-coffee-and-doubly-so-song-titles/558679/91 "2010-11-02T12:47:03Z")

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> [@foolsguinea](#):
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> Isn’t there a Paul McCartney Beatles song with a phrase like “went downstairs & poured myself a cup”? I remember him snarking about a magazine ad for coffee that used it.

Well, if we’re doing Paul McCartney, there’s “Uncle Albert/Admiral Halsey.”

Lyrics:

Admiral Halsey notified me  
He had to have a berth or he couldn’t get to sea  
I had another look and I had a cup of tea and a butter pie  
(“A butter pie?” “The butter wouldn’t melt, so I put it in the pie”)

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**Post date:** [November 2, 2010, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-song-lyrics-that-mention-cocoa-tea-wine-or-coffee-and-doubly-so-song-titles/558679/92 "2010-11-02T14:55:38Z")

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How about the group “Hot Chocolate” - Emma, Everyone’s a Winner, You Sexy Thing - ?

And I almost forgot…

Jermaine Stewart “We Don’t have to Take Our Clothes Off”

…We could dance and party, all night  
and drink some cherry Wine…uh huh…

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**Post date:** [November 2, 2010, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-song-lyrics-that-mention-cocoa-tea-wine-or-coffee-and-doubly-so-song-titles/558679/93 "2010-11-02T16:16:01Z")

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U2, Achtung Baby, The End of the World:

We ate the food  
We drank the wine  
Everybody had a good time  
Except you

Sarah McLachlan, Fumbling Towards Ecstasy, Ice Cream:

Your love is better than chocolate  
Better than anything else that I’ve tried

Sheryl Crow, Everyday Is A Winding Road [sic!]

I’ve been swimming in a sea of anarchy  
I’ve been living on coffee and nicotine

The Nutcracker has songs dedicated to coffee, tea, and chocolate, right? No lyrics tho.

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**Post date:** [November 2, 2010, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-song-lyrics-that-mention-cocoa-tea-wine-or-coffee-and-doubly-so-song-titles/558679/94 "2010-11-02T16:46:36Z")

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My Coco, by Stellastarr

[http://www.metacafe.com/watch/sy-5749502/stellastarr\_my\_coco\_official\_music\_video/](http://www.metacafe.com/watch/sy-5749502/stellastarr_my_coco_official_music_video/)

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**Post date:** [November 3, 2010, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-song-lyrics-that-mention-cocoa-tea-wine-or-coffee-and-doubly-so-song-titles/558679/95 "2010-11-03T20:02:31Z")

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There’s a song by Dada called “The Ballad of Earl Gray and Chamomile.”

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**Post date:** [November 3, 2010, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-song-lyrics-that-mention-cocoa-tea-wine-or-coffee-and-doubly-so-song-titles/558679/96 "2010-11-03T20:23:35Z")

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Kristin Chenoweth’s [Taylor, The Latte Boy.](http://www.lyricstime.com/kristin-chenoweth-taylor-the-latte-boy-lyrics.html)

How about chocolate milk? It’s just cold cocoa, right? Rufus Wainwright wrote _Cigarettes and Chocolate Milk_.

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**Post date:** [November 3, 2010, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-song-lyrics-that-mention-cocoa-tea-wine-or-coffee-and-doubly-so-song-titles/558679/97 "2010-11-03T21:05:56Z")

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Coffee:  
Take Me Out To Eat - on the album Buy Me Bring Me Take Me: Don’t Mess My Hair - Life According To Four Bitchin’ Babes, Volume 2

Butter - on the album Buy Me Bring Me Take Me: Don’t Mess My Hair - Life According To Four Bitchin’ Babes, Volume 2

Wine:  
The pub with no beer - There are many that play this.

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