“Raspberries, Strawberries, the good wine we brew. . .”
Have Some Madeira, M’Dear, Flanders and Swann
“I don’t care for sherry, one cannot drink stout
And port is a wine I can well do without
It’s simply a case of chacun a son gout
Have some madeira, m’dear”
“Two Dollar Wine” by one of the greatest bands to ever hail from Athens, Georgia – The Glands: “Tastes like two dollar wine (tastes like two dollar wine, yeah)/Sounds like a pretty good time (Sounds like a pretty good time, yeah…”).
One of the few songs I know that MENTIONS cocoa (but not in the title) is “If I Didn’t Love You” by Squeeze:
The last verse goes…
If I didn’t love you, I’d hate you.
Cocoa mugs sit side by side.
It’s time to poke at the fire,
But it’s “Not tonight” looks I find.
Taking a bite on a biscuit,
The record jumps on a scratch.
Tonight it’s love by the fire,
But the door of your love’s on the latch.
(Translation: the narrator had put a romantic record on the stereo, built a fire and made two cups of cocoa, in hopes he and his lady would have sex. But it turns out she’s not in the mood, and he’s left sitting in frustration by the fire, listening to the record stuck on a scratch.)
“Rock Island Line” by Johnny Cash (originally written by Kelly Pace):
Now the engineer said before he died
There were two more drinks he’d like to try
Conducter asked him “what could they be”
“A hot cup of coffee and a cold glass of tea”
“Things That Make You Go Hmmmm…” by C & C Music Factory.
It begins…
“I was at the crib, sitting by the fireplace
Drinking cocoa on the bear skin rug.
The door bell rang. Who could it be?
Thought to myself then started to shrug.”
*Boil the water!
And crush the beans
Then blend it in a pot
This drink is fit for kings and queens!
So get it while it’s hot
Some folks need gin and tonic to get their motor going
Some folks prefer a cup of tea
Some folks need twenty beers before their legs are moving
But none of that applies to me
I want coffee
Coffee!
Coffee
Coffee!
It’s gotta be Colombian
It’s gotta be Colombian
Coffee
Coffee!
It’s gotta be Colombian Blend*