# Need to know if you are knocked up?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-to-know-if-you-are-knocked-up/57913>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [March 14, 2001, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-to-know-if-you-are-knocked-up/57913 "2001-03-14T05:40:06Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 7\
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**Author:** ![Southpaw](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a587f6/32.png) [@Southpaw](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Southpaw)\
**Post date:** [March 14, 2001, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-to-know-if-you-are-knocked-up/57913/21 "2001-03-14T15:46:04Z")

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This virgin is pregnant! 5 times!

You can call me St. Southpaw.

Too bad the fathers are Bill Clinton (2 daughters and a son) and Boris Yeltzen (1 son, 1 daughter).

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**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\
**Post date:** [March 15, 2001, 4:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-to-know-if-you-are-knocked-up/57913/22 "2001-03-15T04:50:47Z")

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Wow, I’m pregnant on the first try.  
It’s a boy. (Darn, I wanted a girl.)  
And **Al Gore** is the father!

I tried a second time (for a girl) and got one!  
And her father is my husband…wonder if he and Al know about each other. I’ll ask him, soon as I find out who he is and when we got married.

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**Author:** ![Rosebud](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ea666f/32.png) [@Rosebud](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rosebud)\
**Post date:** [March 15, 2001, 5:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-to-know-if-you-are-knocked-up/57913/23 "2001-03-15T05:13:05Z")

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Uh oh…

Yes, it’s a boy, and I’m going to have some explaining to do to the nice folks at Columbia, since the daddy is AL GORE (currently teaching at the university… from which I’m getting my Master’s in a couple months… or I was, 'til this happened!).

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**Author:** ![Tequila\_Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/41988e/32.png) [@Tequila\_Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tequila_Mockingbird)\
**Post date:** [March 15, 2001, 5:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-to-know-if-you-are-knocked-up/57913/24 "2001-03-15T05:14:41Z")

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Some of these responses are great! I love em, fellow “stray dorkers”!

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**Author:** ![mnemosyne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c4cdca/32.png) [@mnemosyne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mnemosyne)\
**Post date:** [March 15, 2001, 5:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-to-know-if-you-are-knocked-up/57913/25 "2001-03-15T05:27:29Z")

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Yep. Its a boy, fathered by Al Gore. So much for using the pill…

I wonder what my boyfriend will say…?

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**Author:** ![gypsy\_gurl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a183cd/32.png) [@gypsy\_gurl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gypsy_gurl)\
**Post date:** [March 15, 2001, 7:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-to-know-if-you-are-knocked-up/57913/26 "2001-03-15T07:04:43Z")

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oh GAWD :😭: AL! you cheating bastard! you said it was only me! I thought you were the one :😭: and now (even though i’m still a virgin…go figure) i’m expecting our baby girl…you lying snake…::sniff sniff::

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**Author:** ![sleeplessinseattle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a6a055/32.png) [@sleeplessinseattle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sleeplessinseattle)\
**Post date:** [March 15, 2001, 8:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-to-know-if-you-are-knocked-up/57913/27 "2001-03-15T08:28:09Z")

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Whew! Still not pregnant after 2 tries.

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