# Need un-nice songs for (female) ex. Dets within **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [August 5, 2008, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-un-nice-songs-for-female-ex-dets-within/458936 "2008-08-05T17:08:03Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![InappropriateHumor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/eb8c5e/32.png) [@InappropriateHumor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/InappropriateHumor)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2008, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-un-nice-songs-for-female-ex-dets-within/458936/41 "2008-08-05T21:35:16Z")
A Fleetwood Mac song comes to mind: Oh Well I can’t help it about the shape I’m in I can’t sing I ain’t pretty and my legs are thin Don’t ask me what I think of you I might not give the answer that you want me to ---
**Author:** ![5\_time\_champ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/5/278dde/32.png) [@5\_time\_champ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/5_time_champ)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2008, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-un-nice-songs-for-female-ex-dets-within/458936/42 "2008-08-05T21:41:45Z")
“Imperial March” from Star Wars ---
**Author:** ![DigitalC](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ebca7d/32.png) [@DigitalC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DigitalC)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2008, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-un-nice-songs-for-female-ex-dets-within/458936/43 "2008-08-05T21:43:44Z")
Guns 'n Roses - I used to love her > [@](#): > > I used to love her, > but i had to kill her > I used to love her, > but i had to kill her > I had to put her, six feet under > and I can still hear her complain ---
**Author:** ![SuntanTigerTamer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e5b9ba/32.png) [@SuntanTigerTamer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SuntanTigerTamer)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2008, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-un-nice-songs-for-female-ex-dets-within/458936/44 "2008-08-05T21:45:15Z")
For the tread win I humbly submit Wildflower by Ghostface Killah. Its basically about a guy (our hero GFK) whose girlfriend has cheated on him and spent his money and he’s going off on her. The best part is when he claims to have turned her on to DeNiro flicks and therefore owns her life 😃 Ignorant, but helps in a pinch. [![](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/RPLOI0PFoF8/hqdefault.jpg "Ghostface Killah - Wildflower (Produced by RZA)") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RPLOI0PFoF8) NSFW ---
**Author:** ![Cisco](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ccd318/32.png) [@Cisco](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cisco)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2008, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-un-nice-songs-for-female-ex-dets-within/458936/45 "2008-08-05T21:48:35Z")
[QUOTE=Hampshire] There was a movie recently where one of the characters has his cell phone set so when his wife called it played the short theme/jingle of the wicked witch of the west from The Wizard of Oz. Dum-de-dum-de da-da, dum-de-dum-de da-da. [/QUOTE] I’ve been wanting to get that for when my wife calls (as a joke), but I can’t find it. ---
**Author:** ![Incensed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/eb8c5e/32.png) [@Incensed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Incensed)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2008, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-un-nice-songs-for-female-ex-dets-within/458936/46 "2008-08-05T23:16:13Z")
[QUOTE=Shirley Ujest] Somebody kill me [Adam Sandler](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LTnq268y2ms) in The Wedding Singer (Mildly NSFW. Language.) [/QUOTE] Great recommendation…_:: pretty pretty please, kill me…put a bullet in my hea-ea-ea-ead::_ Most cathartic second-hand experience I ever had was riding an hour to the mall with my buddy expressly to buy this CD after he’d been dumped, and riding back with Sandler’s psychosis blasting full-bore from a beat down '79 Ford. Ahhh, high school. Myself, I’d recommend AC/DC’s “_The Jack_” > [@](#): > > She gave me her mind > She gave me her body > But it seems to me she gave it to anybody > But I made her cry > And I made her scream > And I curdled her cream > But how was I to know that she had been there before > She told me she was a virgin > She was number 999 on the Clinical List > And I had to fall in love with that dirty little bitch. Note to the uninitiated-“The Jack”= VD ---
**Author:** ![brownie55](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/f14d63/32.png) [@brownie55](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brownie55)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2008, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-un-nice-songs-for-female-ex-dets-within/458936/47 "2008-08-05T23:19:23Z")
Cool, I am late but get to add a new one (I hope.) The Spin Doctors “Little Miss Can’t Be Wrong.” It starts: It’s been a whole lot easier since the bitch left town, It’s been a whole lot happier without her face around. ---
**Author:** ![ShelliBean](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f9ae1b/32.png) [@ShelliBean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShelliBean)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2008, 11:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-un-nice-songs-for-female-ex-dets-within/458936/48 "2008-08-05T23:36:24Z")
How about '97 Bonnie and Clyde by Tori Amos? Of course, that might get a restraining order. ---
**Author:** ![brownie55](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/f14d63/32.png) [@brownie55](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brownie55)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2008, 12:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-un-nice-songs-for-female-ex-dets-within/458936/49 "2008-08-06T00:01:39Z")
ooops ---
**Author:** ![Superfreaknduper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6de8d8/32.png) [@Superfreaknduper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superfreaknduper)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2008, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-un-nice-songs-for-female-ex-dets-within/458936/50 "2008-08-06T01:22:52Z")
Seventy Times 7 by Brand New. More of just a very deep hatred song: "So, is that what you call a getaway? Tell me what you got away with. Cause I’ve seen more spine in jellyfish. I’ve seen more guts in eleven-year-old kids. Have another drink and drive yourself home. I hope there’s ice on all the roads. And you can think of me when you forget your seatbelt, and again when your head goes through the windshield. And is that what you call tact? You’re as subtle as a brick in the small of my back. So let’s end this call, and end this conversation. and is that what you call a getaway? well tell me what you got away with. cause you left the frays from the ties you severed when you say best friends means friends forever" thats the best excerpt, however the entire song could be used. It’s TERRIFIC! ---
**Author:** ![St.Urho](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8e7dd6/32.png) [@St.Urho](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/St.Urho)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2008, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-un-nice-songs-for-female-ex-dets-within/458936/51 "2008-08-06T01:29:51Z")
I’d recommend _Bad Luck_ by **Social Distortion**. I use it as a ringtone for a particularly assholish manager. Specifically this part: > [@](#): > > You gotta nasty disposition, > No one really knows the reason why. > You gotta bad, bad reputation, > Gonna hang down your head and cry… > CHORUS: You got bad, bad luck. > Bad, bad luck. REPEAT ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2008, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-un-nice-songs-for-female-ex-dets-within/458936/52 "2008-08-06T01:47:05Z")
[QUOTE=One And Only Wanderers] this is a good point. All she will hear is ring eing, unless she is in the habit of calling him from the same room. [/QUOTE] Yes, she hears the song. It is the song assigned to her phone number by her x. ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2008, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-un-nice-songs-for-female-ex-dets-within/458936/53 "2008-08-06T01:56:59Z")
I’m compiling an email to send to him with these. This is awesome. ( Would do business again!++++++++++++) ---
**Author:** ![Oredigger77](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oredigger77/32/3181_2.png) [@Oredigger77](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oredigger77)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2008, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-un-nice-songs-for-female-ex-dets-within/458936/54 "2008-08-06T01:58:02Z")
“Kyle’s mom is a big fat bitch” - its the ringtone I use for my little sister. Depending what you’re going for I’d suggest “Nothin’” by Reel Big Fish then last minute of the song is just “I don’t fucking care, I don’t fucking care anymore” ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2008, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-un-nice-songs-for-female-ex-dets-within/458936/55 "2008-08-06T01:58:05Z")
( I’ve never heard of The Saw Doctors. I like the sound. Thanks.) ---
**Author:** ![amarinth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3be4f8/32.png) [@amarinth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/amarinth)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2008, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-un-nice-songs-for-female-ex-dets-within/458936/56 "2008-08-06T03:08:48Z")
Here’s a Quarter (Call Someone Who Cares) “call someone who’ll listen, and might give a damn maybe one of your sordid affairs. but don’t come round here giving me none of your lines here’s a quarter, call someone who cares.” ---
**Author:** ![Rubystreak](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Rubystreak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rubystreak)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2008, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-un-nice-songs-for-female-ex-dets-within/458936/57 "2008-08-06T03:16:03Z")
Nine Inch Nails, “Piggy”-- starts right out with the words, “Hey pig, yeah you. Hey pig piggie pig pig pig, all of my fears came true…” And it gets better (and by that, I mean worse) from there. ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2008, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-un-nice-songs-for-female-ex-dets-within/458936/58 "2008-08-06T03:17:53Z")
Remember the _Jingle Cats_? I’m pretty sure it’s a holiday album. Any of thise songs – any! MeowMeowMeowMeow MeowMeowMeowMeow MeowMeowMeow MeowMeowMeowMeow MeowMeowMeowMeow MeowMeowMeowMeow MeowMeowMeow… ---
**Author:** ![lobotomyboy63](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobotomyboy63/32/2900_2.png) [@lobotomyboy63](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lobotomyboy63)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2008, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-un-nice-songs-for-female-ex-dets-within/458936/59 "2008-08-06T03:46:58Z")
Did anybody suggest “Hey Joe” by Hendrix? [![]( " - YouTube") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b2qRKy36dL4) Maybe your friend could answer the phone with his teeth. ETA: If that’s too difficult, at least he could answer it behind his head. ---
**Author:** ![beowulff](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beowulff/32/542_2.png) [@beowulff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beowulff)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2008, 4:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-un-nice-songs-for-female-ex-dets-within/458936/60 "2008-08-06T04:11:35Z")
\*God Will \* by Lyle Lovette > [@](#): > > Who keeps on trusting you > When you’ve been cheating > And spending your nights on the town > And who keeps on saying that he still wants you > When you’re through running around > And who keeps on loving you > When you’ve been lying > Saying things ain’t what they seem > God does > But I don’t > God will > But I won’t > And that’s the difference > Between God and me There’s even a ringtone [here](http://www.cowboylyrics.com/lyrics/lovett-lyle/god-will-878.html) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-un-nice-songs-for-female-ex-dets-within/458936.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/need-un-nice-songs-for-female-ex-dets-within/458936.md?page=4)