# Needed - free monologue, please help me
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/needed-free-monologue-please-help-me/104251
**Category:** Cafe Society
**Created:** [April 18, 2002, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/needed-free-monologue-please-help-me/104251 "2002-04-18T02:39:03Z")
**Posts on this page:** 7
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### Author:  [@Poysyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Poysyn)
#### Post date: [April 18, 2002, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/needed-free-monologue-please-help-me/104251/1 "2002-04-18T02:39:03Z")
I have an audition on Sunday. I haven’t auditioned for anything in years and I need a monologue. It was a last minute thing. Someone, please HELP ME!
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### Author:  [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)
#### Post date: [April 18, 2002, 5:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/needed-free-monologue-please-help-me/104251/2 "2002-04-18T05:18:51Z")
What do you want to cover?
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### Author:  [@don\_t\_ask](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/don_t_ask)
#### Post date: [April 18, 2002, 5:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/needed-free-monologue-please-help-me/104251/3 "2002-04-18T05:34:55Z")
[These](http://www.theatrehistory.com/plays/monologues.html) are free.
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### Author:  [@novacaine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/novacaine)
#### Post date: [April 18, 2002, 7:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/needed-free-monologue-please-help-me/104251/4 "2002-04-18T07:01:33Z")
I know that in this highly technical computer age it might seem like a dumb idea but I would recommend acctually going to your local library and looking under preforming arts. You should be able to find at least 3-4 books full of monologes and anything you find at the library is free to borrow. Just an idea.
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### Author:  [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)
#### Post date: [April 18, 2002, 12:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/needed-free-monologue-please-help-me/104251/5 "2002-04-18T12:18:40Z")
I agree completely with **novocaine** and am slightly annoyed to have been beaten to the punch. 😃
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### Author:  [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)
#### Post date: [April 18, 2002, 1:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/needed-free-monologue-please-help-me/104251/6 "2002-04-18T13:51:28Z")
Comedic or dramatic?
Classic or modern?
How long?
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### Author:  [@RaCha\_ar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RaCha_ar)
#### Post date: [April 18, 2002, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/needed-free-monologue-please-help-me/104251/7 "2002-04-18T16:15:50Z")
You could always write one yourself. That’s always worked for me.