# Needing a sponser to Germany in 2007

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/needing-a-sponser-to-germany-in-2007/366720>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [July 31, 2006, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/needing-a-sponser-to-germany-in-2007/366720 "2006-07-31T15:24:51Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 6\
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**Author:** ![wacken2007](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/4af34b/32.png) [@wacken2007](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wacken2007)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2006, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/needing-a-sponser-to-germany-in-2007/366720/1 "2006-07-31T15:24:51Z")

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Hello, all!!

I’ve been lurking here for months and have decided to get a trial to see how I like the ability topost. (Who am I kidding, I’m going for the full membership next week. This place rocks!!!)

I writing now becuase I’m venturing on a journey. My destination is Germany. The only problem I have is funding for the trip. I need a sponser…  
Background: I’m fully able to pay for the trip, but dont want to spend the money, money which I can easily find uses for in taking care of my family. My wife has challenged me to find a way to get there without actually having to pay for it. So, now I need to find a corp. sponser for the trip. (I’m trying to get to Wacken, Germany for the 3 day music festival held every August for the last 15 years.) I’m more then willing to work during my trip, i.e.: advertising for sponser company, handing out flyers…whatever it takes.  
I tried selling advertising space on my back. Unfortunately, my highest bid on E-bay was only $52, far short of what I would need.

So, now I put myself at the mercy of everyone on the Board for ideas. No idea is too bizarre…

Thank you!!

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**Author:** ![MannyL](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ba8739/32.png) [@MannyL](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MannyL)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2006, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/needing-a-sponser-to-germany-in-2007/366720/2 "2006-07-31T21:55:39Z")

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Welcome to the boards.

I wish you much success but I don’t think requests like these are allowed here. I’m sure a mod will be by soon to look at this thread.

Best of luck on your sponsorship quest

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**Author:** ![Omegaman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/e480ec/32.png) [@Omegaman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omegaman)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2006, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/needing-a-sponser-to-germany-in-2007/366720/3 "2006-07-31T23:10:26Z")

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Prostitution out of the question ? It’s kind of like space (or time ) on your back. 😃

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**Author:** ![Ghanima](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Ghanima](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ghanima)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2006, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/needing-a-sponser-to-germany-in-2007/366720/4 "2006-07-31T23:23:41Z")

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I know just the sponsor:  
Golden Palace .com

I’m thinking a tattoo across your face oughta do it.

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**Author:** ![Hostile\_Dialect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e495f1/32.png) [@Hostile\_Dialect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hostile_Dialect)\
**Post date:** [August 1, 2006, 6:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/needing-a-sponser-to-germany-in-2007/366720/5 "2006-08-01T06:10:37Z")

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It’s too bad you didn’t go early this year or in 2005, or you could advertise for a national soccer team, or maybe a Dutch beer company.

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**Author:** ![Oakminster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/77aa72/32.png) [@Oakminster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oakminster)\
**Post date:** [August 1, 2006, 6:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/needing-a-sponser-to-germany-in-2007/366720/6 "2006-08-01T06:13:19Z")

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Hmmm…you could raise money by letting people kick you in the groin for say $5/kick…
