# Neighborhood pet sodomized

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/neighborhood-pet-sodomized/389321>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [January 24, 2007, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/neighborhood-pet-sodomized/389321 "2007-01-24T22:23:41Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![UntouchedTakeaway](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/d78d45/32.png) [@UntouchedTakeaway](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UntouchedTakeaway)\
**Post date:** [January 24, 2007, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/neighborhood-pet-sodomized/389321/1 "2007-01-24T22:23:41Z")

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I am home sick with the flu and this is my first rant, so it’s going to be lame, but how the fuck can people do this?

[http://dailyrecord.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20070124/UPDATES01/701240390](http://dailyrecord.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20070124/UPDATES01/701240390)

The part about the dog “shutting down emotionally and physically” made me cry.

Sorry - lame rant, but it makes me want to throw up.

VCNJ~

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**Author:** ![Cowboy8467](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b5e925/32.png) [@Cowboy8467](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cowboy8467)\
**Post date:** [January 24, 2007, 10:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/neighborhood-pet-sodomized/389321/2 "2007-01-24T22:29:58Z")

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That is really sick. I hope that they catch the perpetrators…

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**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\
**Post date:** [January 24, 2007, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/neighborhood-pet-sodomized/389321/3 "2007-01-24T22:32:23Z")

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If they find the guy, I vote for letting the pit bull have a crack at him from the other side. See if he likes the end with teeth. Bastard.

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**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\
**Post date:** [January 24, 2007, 10:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/neighborhood-pet-sodomized/389321/4 "2007-01-24T22:35:16Z")

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[QUOTE=Veuve\_ClicquotNJ]  
how the fuck can people do this?  
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Good question. How _does_ one sodomize a pit bull and (presumably) survive the experience?

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**Author:** ![Omegaman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/e480ec/32.png) [@Omegaman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omegaman)\
**Post date:** [January 24, 2007, 10:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/neighborhood-pet-sodomized/389321/5 "2007-01-24T22:47:08Z")

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[QUOTE=Vinyl Turnip]  
Good question. How _does_ one sodomize a pit bull and (presumably) survive the experience?  
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It appears it was only 10 months old. I wouldn’t want to be getting physical

with an angry adult pit bull with a hard on bobbing around. But it’s a moot

point since I wouldn’t be raping an animal of any age . ( Just to be clear ,

raping anything at all )

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**Author:** ![saoirse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/5daacb/32.png) [@saoirse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saoirse)\
**Post date:** [January 24, 2007, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/neighborhood-pet-sodomized/389321/6 "2007-01-24T22:58:32Z")

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[QUOTE=Omegaman]  
But it’s a moot point since I wouldn’t be raping an animal of any age . ( Just to be clear ,raping anything at all )  
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I would consider humans to be included in “animals.” It’s nice to know you can be trusted around knotty pines, though.

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**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\
**Post date:** [January 24, 2007, 11:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/neighborhood-pet-sodomized/389321/7 "2007-01-24T23:53:07Z")

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[QUOTE=Cowboy8467]  
I hope that they catch the perpetrators.  
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Investigators are on their tail.

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**Author:** ![catsix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e19b73/32.png) [@catsix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/catsix)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2007, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/neighborhood-pet-sodomized/389321/8 "2007-01-25T00:14:15Z")

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This might be the height of cynicism and is probably going to be taken as hateful, but it honestly was the first thought I had when I saw that there was a $12,000 reward for information that leads to an arrest:

There are a lot of crimes against humans that hurt people just as badly or worse than this dog was hurt, and they don’t inspire $12,000 in rewards.

I understand that this is a crime and that it’s sick and twisted. It’s also a dog. Why do people crawl out of the woodwork for animals (donating $7,000 of the reward money), but not for fellow humans?

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**Author:** ![Lissa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/85f322/32.png) [@Lissa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lissa)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2007, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/neighborhood-pet-sodomized/389321/9 "2007-01-25T00:38:05Z")

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[QUOTE=catsix]  
This might be the height of cynicism and is probably going to be taken as hateful, but it honestly was the first thought I had when I saw that there was a $12,000 reward for information that leads to an arrest:

There are a lot of crimes against humans that hurt people just as badly or worse than this dog was hurt, and they don’t inspire $12,000 in rewards.

I understand that this is a crime and that it’s sick and twisted. It’s also a dog. Why do people crawl out of the woodwork for animals (donating $7,000 of the reward money), but not for fellow humans?  
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I have to agree with you there. I don’t think that donating money was wrong in of itself, but I do think it’s wrong that human suffering often doesn’t garner the same response.

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**Author:** ![Celyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9dc877/32.png) [@Celyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Celyn)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2007, 12:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/neighborhood-pet-sodomized/389321/10 "2007-01-25T00:46:26Z")

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Bloody hell that’s sick - the dog story, I mean, not the reward aspect. :mad:

As for the reward thing, well, to be fair, often crimes against people do have altruistic types offering reward money\*, but if it makes people feel better, why not take the view that it’s better to have this very nasty criminal found, arrested and shoved not a dungeon before said evildoer starts attacking people too.

- Forgive me for not providing cites to support my statement there, but, well, it’s well after midnight over here and I don’t think my brain is up to anything constructive like that.

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**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2007, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/neighborhood-pet-sodomized/389321/11 "2007-01-25T00:52:22Z")

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Supposedly, if you go to prison for child molesting, the other prisoners are really rough on you (everybody needs somebody to look down on, I guess). I wonder what happens to a dogfucker?

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**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2007, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/neighborhood-pet-sodomized/389321/12 "2007-01-25T01:06:54Z")

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[QUOTE=catsix]  
This might be the height of cynicism and is probably going to be taken as hateful, but it honestly was the first thought I had when I saw that there was a $12,000 reward for information that leads to an arrest:

There are a lot of crimes against humans that hurt people just as badly or worse than this dog was hurt, and they don’t inspire $12,000 in rewards.

I understand that this is a crime and that it’s sick and twisted. It’s also a dog. Why do people crawl out of the woodwork for animals (donating $7,000 of the reward money), but not for fellow humans?  
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I think that’s just it-because it’s an animal, and because animals are well, somehow less than people. It’s seen as cowardly to pick on something so much weaker.

And let’s face it, there are a LOT of asshole people out there. Dogs, well, dogs are somehow more innocent. There’s also the cute factor.

Plus, who the FUCK would want to have sexual contact with a DOG?

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**Author:** ![Caridwen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c89c15/32.png) [@Caridwen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Caridwen)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2007, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/neighborhood-pet-sodomized/389321/13 "2007-01-25T01:12:35Z")

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I don’t think it’s hateful, it’s a valid question. For all the talk we do, we don’t value human life, especially children that much. There are over a million children that are homeless in this country and I see more ads for homeless pets than I do for that.

The Humane Society offered the reward, that’s what they do. Someone added to it, a dog lover I’m sure. You do have the police that investigate a child molestation. I doubt if pet molestation is top priority for a police department, probably offering a reward gets publicity and the only way it would get solved.

Should there just be rewards for information about people? How about stolen art or jewelery? Vandalism? Arson on a building? All are against the law and there are usually big rewards for information. You could argue the same thing about that really. I think the reason for the rewards for this as opposed to crimes against people is that’s usually the only way they get solved.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2007, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/neighborhood-pet-sodomized/389321/14 "2007-01-25T01:20:26Z")

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[QUOTE=catsix]  
I understand that this is a crime and that it’s sick and twisted. It’s also a dog. Why do people crawl out of the woodwork for animals (donating $7,000 of the reward money), but not for fellow humans?  
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So true.

And if it weren’t for all those people interested in the welfare of (Kentucky Derby winner) Barbaro, we’d have a cure for cancer by now.

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**Author:** ![kayT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayt/32/3633_2.png) [@kayT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayT)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2007, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/neighborhood-pet-sodomized/389321/15 "2007-01-25T01:21:53Z")

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Actually people who start out mistreating animals very often graduate to mistreating people. So maybe that reward is an investment in the future, so to speak.

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**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2007, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/neighborhood-pet-sodomized/389321/16 "2007-01-25T01:49:49Z")

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[QUOTE=Guinastasia]  
I think that’s just it-because it’s an animal, and because animals are well, somehow less than people. It’s seen as cowardly to pick on something so much weaker.  
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I used to think that way until the day I spotted this oh my **sexy!** brown bear.

Ah, well, the stitches come out next week.

I got a little scratched up myself, too. And I can never go back to the zoo. Call this a free country . . .

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**Author:** ![Steve\_MB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steve_mb/32/5339_2.png) [@Steve\_MB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_MB)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2007, 3:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/neighborhood-pet-sodomized/389321/17 "2007-01-25T03:02:14Z")

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[QUOTE=Guinastasia]  
Plus, who the FUCK would want to have sexual contact with a DOG?  
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If there’s a betting pool on when Rick Santorum releases the “See I Was Right!” press release, I call dibs on next Monday.

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**Author:** ![MysteryFellow63427](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a88e4f/32.png) [@MysteryFellow63427](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MysteryFellow63427)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2007, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/neighborhood-pet-sodomized/389321/18 "2007-01-25T03:14:11Z")

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[QUOTE=Guinastasia]  
Plus, who the FUCK would want to have sexual contact with a DOG?  
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No where in the article does it say the dog was sodomized by part of a human.

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**Author:** ![miss\_elizabeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/838e76/32.png) [@miss\_elizabeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/miss_elizabeth)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2007, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/neighborhood-pet-sodomized/389321/19 "2007-01-25T03:24:41Z")

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What’s sad, to me anyway, is that this dog was homeless for awhile. People fed it, but no one cared enough to take it in or take it to a shelter. Then something like this happens, and it’s awful, but if someone in the neighbor hood would have taken the necessary steps to deal with the stray, or fixed their dog, and not dumped the puppies (which I’m guessing is where this sad story began), it never would have happened.

I hope whoever gets the reward money gives it right back to the Humane Society, to prevent further tragedies of this nature.

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**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2007, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/neighborhood-pet-sodomized/389321/20 "2007-01-25T03:52:05Z")

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[QUOTE=neuroman]  
No where in the article does it say the dog was sodomized by part of a human.  
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😕 Alternative explanations being?

. . . Nothing we want to think about, I’m sure.

Hard to imagine there could be something even **worse** than a guy sticking his cock up a stray bitch’s ass, but there probably is.

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