# Neighborhood war coming.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/neighborhood-war-coming/498392>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [June 1, 2009, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/neighborhood-war-coming/498392 "2009-06-01T18:53:39Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 4\
**Page:** 4

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**Author:** ![Zsofia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/7bcc69/32.png) [@Zsofia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zsofia)\
**Post date:** [June 5, 2009, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/neighborhood-war-coming/498392/61 "2009-06-05T14:37:58Z")

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> [@gonzomax](#):
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> I was a big failure. The culprits did not put out any trash this week. My wife was waiting and got all disappointed.

People moving into a house didn’t have trash to put out?

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**Author:** ![CaveMike](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cavemike/32/16379_2.png) [@CaveMike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CaveMike)\
**Post date:** [June 5, 2009, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/neighborhood-war-coming/498392/62 "2009-06-05T15:53:53Z")

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> [@gonzomax](#):
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> I was a big failure. The culprits did not put out any trash this week. My wife was waiting and got all disappointed.

Your neighbors are Dopers. They know your every move!

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**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\
**Post date:** [June 5, 2009, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/neighborhood-war-coming/498392/63 "2009-06-05T18:57:27Z")

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Yup, and next week I’ll put out their can with my address written on the bottom with a permanent marker.

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**Author:** ![XT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xt/32/456_2.png) [@XT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/XT)\
**Post date:** [June 5, 2009, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/neighborhood-war-coming/498392/64 "2009-06-05T19:27:51Z")

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SSSHHHHH!

(I was going to put super glue on the handles…drat, if it wasn’t for you meddling kids…!!!)

-XT

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