# Neighborly needs.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/neighborly-needs/735832>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [October 27, 2015, 12:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/neighborly-needs/735832 "2015-10-27T00:13:44Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Thin\_Ice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/aeb1de/32.png) [@Thin\_Ice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thin_Ice)\
**Post date:** [October 28, 2015, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/neighborly-needs/735832/22 "2015-10-28T21:41:50Z")

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Well, I have a bag of Woof Blend left over from when I had a dog last year. If your cats are that hungry they’ll learn to bark and eat it.

A twelve-pack of beer would sure hit the spot about now.

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2015, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/neighborly-needs/735832/23 "2015-10-31T16:28:20Z")

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I’ve been clean and sober for over five years now. All my leftover booze is yours!

I could go for a Big Mac about now.

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2015, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/neighborly-needs/735832/24 "2015-10-31T18:46:11Z")

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Well, in the fridge I’ve got two all-beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles and onions – but I’m all out of sesame seed buns.

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2015, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/neighborly-needs/735832/25 "2015-11-03T15:07:57Z")

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Behind the leftover booze in the cupboard I found some Sesame Street Sesame Buns.

Wouldn’t that Big Mac taste better when washed down with some strawberry Quik?

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2015, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/neighborly-needs/735832/26 "2015-11-04T20:30:24Z")

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Ewww. Well, I got some here in the fridge, knock yourself out.

Oh dang it, I want to hang this Rita Hayworth poster on the wall, but I’m out of thumbtacks.

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**Author:** ![kanicbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/5f8ce5/32.png) [@kanicbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kanicbird)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2015, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/neighborly-needs/735832/27 "2015-11-04T20:46:15Z")

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I’m going to go for it for a second time, thumbtacks yes plenty help yourself, need a leaf blower 😛

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**Author:** ![Thin\_Ice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/aeb1de/32.png) [@Thin\_Ice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thin_Ice)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2015, 12:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/neighborly-needs/735832/28 "2015-11-07T12:53:54Z")

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Well, I don’t have a leaf blower but I found an old Electrolux vacuum cleaner that you can put the hose in either end, to suck or blow, and it sorta still works. You will need an extension cord, though.  
While looking for the vacuum in the attic I accidentally stepped off a joist and put my foot thru a ceiling, so I sure could use a sheet of drywall to make repairs.

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2015, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/neighborly-needs/735832/29 "2015-11-09T15:15:53Z")

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Hey, I used to work construction. All my leftover drywall is yours.

Does anyone have a warm hat? I can’t find mine from last winter.

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**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2015, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/neighborly-needs/735832/30 "2015-11-09T15:50:52Z")

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Hats, got a closet shelf full of 'em, including two new ones I was given last month from an event I was at.

I need a new hose connector for the grill.

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**Author:** ![slightly\_askew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d07c76/32.png) [@slightly\_askew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/slightly_askew)\
**Post date:** [November 17, 2015, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/neighborly-needs/735832/31 "2015-11-17T01:37:05Z")

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Well, we can see if the connector off the old grill will work, but if not, we can walk down to the hardware store in the morning. They have everything there.

I could really use a cup of hot chocolate right about now.

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [November 17, 2015, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/neighborly-needs/735832/32 "2015-11-17T02:15:43Z")

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Got a nice fresh piping hot mug right here for ya.

Unfortunately, I’m all out of marshmallows.

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [November 17, 2015, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/neighborly-needs/735832/33 "2015-11-17T17:05:41Z")

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I have plenty of marshmallows.

Unfortunately, someone stole all my Lucky Charms.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [November 20, 2015, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/neighborly-needs/735832/34 "2015-11-20T20:06:22Z")

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Just went to the store and bought some.

They were out of Italian Blend Cheese Shreds though.

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**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\
**Post date:** [November 22, 2015, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/neighborly-needs/735832/35 "2015-11-22T21:39:43Z")

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In the cheese drawer in the fridge.

Pillsbury crescent rolls (for Thanksgiving dinner)

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**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\
**Post date:** [November 22, 2015, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/neighborly-needs/735832/36 "2015-11-22T21:47:56Z")

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nm - dupe

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [November 23, 2015, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/neighborly-needs/735832/37 "2015-11-23T14:51:24Z")

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Just won a whole case of them.

Anyone got some Ocean Spray cranberry juice?

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**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\
**Post date:** [November 24, 2015, 4:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/neighborly-needs/735832/38 "2015-11-24T04:27:11Z")

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> [@Annie-Xmas](#):
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> Just won a whole case of them.
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> Anyone got some Ocean Spray cranberry juice?

[sidetrack]What kind of contest do you win a _whole case_ of crescent rolls? What was the grand prize?[/sidetrack]

Yup, in the basement.

A six-pack of either pumpkin or cherry beer (to go in the liquid pan of the smoker for the turkey. I have cherry wood chips but the pumpkin is more seasonal)

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**Author:** ![quiltguy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/e47774/32.png) [@quiltguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/quiltguy)\
**Post date:** [December 23, 2015, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/neighborly-needs/735832/39 "2015-12-23T23:59:32Z")

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My brother just tapped his third batch of pumpkin, how many can I put you down for?

I would KILL for some glazed walnuts.

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**Author:** ![jtur88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e9c0ed/32.png) [@jtur88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jtur88)\
**Post date:** [December 24, 2015, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/neighborly-needs/735832/40 "2015-12-24T00:16:15Z")

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Baking powder.

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**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\
**Post date:** [December 24, 2015, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/neighborly-needs/735832/41 "2015-12-24T01:28:01Z")

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Third shelf in corner cabinet.  
::looks at calendar:: Figgy pudding

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