# Neighbors

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/neighbors/355891>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [May 8, 2006, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/neighbors/355891 "2006-05-08T14:36:11Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 1\
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**Author:** ![Kalhoun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/3bc359/32.png) [@Kalhoun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kalhoun)\
**Post date:** [May 10, 2006, 11:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/neighbors/355891/41 "2006-05-10T11:07:28Z")

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> [@Rocketeer](#):
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> Dear? Is that you? 😃

And all these years you’ve been saying you can’t type! Now get out there and get that GOD DAMNED lawnmower running so I can mow the meado…er…lawn! I hear banjo music playing in the background, fercrissakes!

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