# Neil Diamond UFC Women's Division Odds **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 19, 2016, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/neil-diamond-ufc-womens-division-odds/760278 "2016-07-19T02:27:58Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 6\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![3trew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/3/13edae/32.png) [@3trew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/3trew)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2016, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/neil-diamond-ufc-womens-division-odds/760278/1 "2016-07-19T02:27:58Z")
No, that is not a bot randomly combining words. I honestly can’t say if this should be in IMHO, MPSIMS, or CS, so shuffle away if need be. In my career as a Surreal Estate Developer I have been approached by a firm of English bookies to help them set the odds on an upcoming fight in an alternate universe. The contestants are Cracklin’ Rosie and Sweet Caroline, who will be meeting for a three round bout under current UFC rules. I am in need of some guidance. Cracklin’ Rosie is a storebought woman, solid fundamentals and no obvious weaknesses, but Sweet Caroline has flashes of genius, where the good times never seemed so good. What guidance can you folks provide? A lot of money will be riding on this, but none of it is mine, or in any currency negotiable in this reality, so no pressure. ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2016, 11:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/neil-diamond-ufc-womens-division-odds/760278/2 "2016-07-19T11:47:55Z")
Sweet Caroline (oh, oh, oh) will get her ass handed to her. She’s too laid back. I just hope the ref steps in quick. ---
**Author:** ![BobArrgh](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobarrgh/32/2881_2.png) [@BobArrgh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BobArrgh)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2016, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/neil-diamond-ufc-womens-division-odds/760278/3 "2016-07-19T15:31:29Z")
What about Desiree? Of course, if she’s twice my age, then she’s over a hundred years old, but if the match is just for one night … On the other hand, I’d place my money on any of the wrestlers who are forever in blue jeans. ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2016, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/neil-diamond-ufc-womens-division-odds/760278/4 "2016-07-19T18:25:07Z")
Rosie smokes, has tattoos and fights dirty. She will know just how Sweet Caroline is by gnawing her arm off. ---
**Author:** ![xizor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xizor/32/102_2.png) [@xizor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xizor)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2016, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/neil-diamond-ufc-womens-division-odds/760278/5 "2016-07-19T20:17:51Z")
Shiloh would be hard to beat, were she not imaginary ---
**Author:** ![Snowboarder\_Bo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowboarder_bo/32/229_2.png) [@Snowboarder\_Bo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snowboarder_Bo)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2016, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/neil-diamond-ufc-womens-division-odds/760278/6 "2016-07-20T00:15:03Z")
I’m gonna have to put my money on Cracklin’ Rosie for this fight. Is tomorrow’s matchup Kentucky Woman vs. Holly Holy?