# Neil Patrick Harris French kisses Sandy the dog at the Tony Awards. Your reaction

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**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [June 13, 2013, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/neil-patrick-harris-french-kisses-sandy-the-dog-at-the-tony-awards-your-reaction/660931 "2013-06-13T21:36:05Z")\
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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [June 13, 2013, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/neil-patrick-harris-french-kisses-sandy-the-dog-at-the-tony-awards-your-reaction/660931/1 "2013-06-13T21:36:05Z")

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[Video here](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rhAZDAelRYo)

Well?

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**Author:** ![SenorBeef](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senorbeef/32/2220_2.png) [@SenorBeef](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SenorBeef)\
**Post date:** [June 13, 2013, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/neil-patrick-harris-french-kisses-sandy-the-dog-at-the-tony-awards-your-reaction/660931/2 "2013-06-13T21:39:39Z")

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If we allow gay marriage, then we have to allow dog marriage.

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**Author:** ![Procrustus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/procrustus/32/2994_2.png) [@Procrustus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Procrustus)\
**Post date:** [June 13, 2013, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/neil-patrick-harris-french-kisses-sandy-the-dog-at-the-tony-awards-your-reaction/660931/3 "2013-06-13T21:40:20Z")

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no way I’m clicking on that video. Tony Awards? The horror.

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**Author:** ![Coriolanus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/coriolanus/32/18769_2.png) [@Coriolanus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coriolanus)\
**Post date:** [June 13, 2013, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/neil-patrick-harris-french-kisses-sandy-the-dog-at-the-tony-awards-your-reaction/660931/4 "2013-06-13T22:08:51Z")

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\<LucyVanPelt\>  
\<animate …Lucy runs in circles… /\>  
Augh! I’ve been kissed by a dog! I have dog germs!  
Get hot water! Get some disinfectant! Get some Iodine!  
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[![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/pq9hBEvFNlM/hqdefault.jpg "Snoopy Lucy Kiss Dog Germs") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pq9hBEvFNlM)

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**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\
**Post date:** [June 13, 2013, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/neil-patrick-harris-french-kisses-sandy-the-dog-at-the-tony-awards-your-reaction/660931/5 "2013-06-13T22:09:58Z")

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At least it ain’t a dead hooker.

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**Author:** ![Drunky\_Smurf](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drunky_smurf/32/449_2.png) [@Drunky\_Smurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drunky_Smurf)\
**Post date:** [June 13, 2013, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/neil-patrick-harris-french-kisses-sandy-the-dog-at-the-tony-awards-your-reaction/660931/6 "2013-06-13T22:11:29Z")

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I thought it was funny.

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [June 13, 2013, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/neil-patrick-harris-french-kisses-sandy-the-dog-at-the-tony-awards-your-reaction/660931/7 "2013-06-13T22:27:28Z")

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I, for one, applaud Sandy’s brave decision to come out like this in public. He can serve as a role model to puppies everywhere.

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**Author:** ![Sudden\_Kestrel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecd19e/32.png) [@Sudden\_Kestrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sudden_Kestrel)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2013, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/neil-patrick-harris-french-kisses-sandy-the-dog-at-the-tony-awards-your-reaction/660931/8 "2013-06-14T01:27:33Z")

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My reaction was “Ew” but fell short of absolute disgust. I prefer not to swap spit with canines, but I will defend to the death NPH’s right to do so.

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**Author:** ![Wile\_E](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c37758/32.png) [@Wile\_E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wile_E)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2013, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/neil-patrick-harris-french-kisses-sandy-the-dog-at-the-tony-awards-your-reaction/660931/9 "2013-06-14T01:39:37Z")

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I doubt he’ll get a disease from it. The gays are a very clean people.

just in case 😛

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**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2013, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/neil-patrick-harris-french-kisses-sandy-the-dog-at-the-tony-awards-your-reaction/660931/10 "2013-06-14T01:50:29Z")

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Someone’s been wearing [Canis Cologne for Dogs](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wfdFv-GQNt8).

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**Author:** ![Joey\_P](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/919ad9/32.png) [@Joey\_P](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Joey_P)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2013, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/neil-patrick-harris-french-kisses-sandy-the-dog-at-the-tony-awards-your-reaction/660931/11 "2013-06-14T02:27:20Z")

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I hate being licked by my dogs, but I think most people with dogs have wound up doing that at some point or another. NPH just took it an extra step for comedic effect. IMO, just taking the time to post the question here and create a poll about it is an over reaction.  
Having said that, I’ll vote for “who cares”.

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**Author:** ![Suburban\_Plankton](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/suburban_plankton/32/219_2.png) [@Suburban\_Plankton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Suburban_Plankton)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2013, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/neil-patrick-harris-french-kisses-sandy-the-dog-at-the-tony-awards-your-reaction/660931/12 "2013-06-14T02:45:12Z")

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I’ve done the same thing with my dog…

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2013, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/neil-patrick-harris-french-kisses-sandy-the-dog-at-the-tony-awards-your-reaction/660931/13 "2013-06-14T02:47:17Z")

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Why does the poll include “I envy the dog,” and not “I envy NPH.”

(Sandy is male, right?)

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**Author:** ![LurkerInNJ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ed655f/32.png) [@LurkerInNJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LurkerInNJ)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2013, 2:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/neil-patrick-harris-french-kisses-sandy-the-dog-at-the-tony-awards-your-reaction/660931/14 "2013-06-14T14:30:54Z")

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I thought it was hilarious.

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**Author:** ![Renee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/renee/32/287_2.png) [@Renee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Renee)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2013, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/neil-patrick-harris-french-kisses-sandy-the-dog-at-the-tony-awards-your-reaction/660931/15 "2013-06-14T14:33:21Z")

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Funny. 🙂

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**Author:** ![yellowjacketcoder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/4bbf92/32.png) [@yellowjacketcoder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yellowjacketcoder)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2013, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/neil-patrick-harris-french-kisses-sandy-the-dog-at-the-tony-awards-your-reaction/660931/16 "2013-06-14T14:35:18Z")

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Well, I hope he got paid well for it, and he’s the consummate actor so he put his all into it, but it was an unnecessary part of an already too long awards show my wife made me sit through.

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**Author:** ![Jophiel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jophiel/32/66_2.png) [@Jophiel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jophiel)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2013, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/neil-patrick-harris-french-kisses-sandy-the-dog-at-the-tony-awards-your-reaction/660931/17 "2013-06-14T16:13:29Z")

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Gross, but not outrage gross.

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**Author:** ![SpoilerVirgin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4491bb/32.png) [@SpoilerVirgin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SpoilerVirgin)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2013, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/neil-patrick-harris-french-kisses-sandy-the-dog-at-the-tony-awards-your-reaction/660931/18 "2013-06-14T17:15:48Z")

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I voted “Other” because one of the poll choices should have been “Hilarious!”

There were so many other great parts of the show that the dog kiss was only a minor amusement, but I still thought it was very funny, particularly NPH telling the dog that he is in a relationship.

I did wonder if it was completely spontaneous, or prepared in some way (by NPH putting bacon grease on his chin).

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**Author:** ![davidw](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/c4cdca/32.png) [@davidw](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/davidw)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2013, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/neil-patrick-harris-french-kisses-sandy-the-dog-at-the-tony-awards-your-reaction/660931/19 "2013-06-14T17:31:42Z")

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It reminds me of [this Patrice O’Neal bit](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jFiHJdJAQh4). “Devil kissin a jackal!”

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**Author:** ![Leaper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/4bbf92/32.png) [@Leaper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaper)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2013, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/neil-patrick-harris-french-kisses-sandy-the-dog-at-the-tony-awards-your-reaction/660931/20 "2013-06-14T17:39:02Z")

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SNL had a dude (not a cast member) frenching a dog in a Chanel commercial parody in the Eighties. Was there a lot of hubbub over that then?

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