# nekkid wimmin

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nekkid-wimmin/16862>\
**Category:** Great Debates\
**Created:** [October 25, 1999, 2:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nekkid-wimmin/16862 "1999-10-25T14:01:00Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 6\
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**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\
**Post date:** [October 25, 1999, 2:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nekkid-wimmin/16862/1 "1999-10-25T14:01:00Z")

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Well,not naked apparently. Theres a bar in a nearby suburb and there having some traveling troup of beautiful women coming to dance. Now the mayor is huffing about morals. The bar owner said the womena re just going to dance,not even naked. I like my suburb and my and pl"s mayor. Any mayors in your cities do weird things like this?

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The poster beneath me is really smart!

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**Author:** ![Ukulele\_Ike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/df788c/32.png) [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)\
**Post date:** [October 25, 1999, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nekkid-wimmin/16862/2 "1999-10-25T14:41:00Z")

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Yeah. My mayor’s threatening to evict all the artwork from the city-owned Brooklyn Museum building because he doesn’t like shit on the Virgin Mary.

Thank god they didn’t ask any naked women to dance, or he REALLY would’ve gotten peeved.

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Uke

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**Author:** ![Polycarp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Polycarp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Polycarp)\
**Post date:** [October 25, 1999, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nekkid-wimmin/16862/3 "1999-10-25T15:13:00Z")

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If they had shit on them as they danced, and sang along to the music, would that be scat singing? 😉

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**Author:** ![dramatoig](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e0b2c6/32.png) [@dramatoig](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dramatoig)\
**Post date:** [October 25, 1999, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nekkid-wimmin/16862/4 "1999-10-25T15:22:00Z")

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Polycarp: \<\Dr. Smith mode on\> Oh the pain, the pain…\<\mode off\>

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**Author:** ![Revtim](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/revtim/32/1042_2.png) [@Revtim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revtim)\
**Post date:** [October 25, 1999, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nekkid-wimmin/16862/5 "1999-10-25T21:32:00Z")

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I always wondered about that perve Scatman Crothers.

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**Author:** ![tracer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tracer/32/20578_2.png) [@tracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tracer)\
**Post date:** [October 25, 1999, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nekkid-wimmin/16862/6 "1999-10-25T21:48:00Z")

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Well, Scatman Crothers DID provide the voice of Jazz on _The Transformers_, and the voice of the title character in _Hong Kong Phooey_.