# Neopets Dopers?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/neopets-dopers/171277>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [April 26, 2003, 5:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/neopets-dopers/171277 "2003-04-26T05:54:30Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 18\
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**Author:** ![Q.E.D](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/51bf81/32.png) [@Q.E.D](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.E.D)\
**Post date:** [April 26, 2003, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/neopets-dopers/171277/21 "2003-04-26T20:58:07Z")

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Whooo hooo! I’m not a freak! Well, ok, I am…but I’m a freak in good company. 😃

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**Author:** ![Erika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/47e85d/32.png) [@Erika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Erika)\
**Post date:** [April 26, 2003, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/neopets-dopers/171277/22 "2003-04-26T21:29:01Z")

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I have a somewhat perpetually dying pet.

I’m wardel8 with CauchySchwartz, a green Kougra.

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**Author:** ![Shabadu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/46a35a/32.png) [@Shabadu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shabadu)\
**Post date:** [April 26, 2003, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/neopets-dopers/171277/23 "2003-04-26T22:28:02Z")

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I hate to admit, but I too am a neopets addict. I have had an account there for almost a year, because my sister-in-law told me how cool it was so I checked it out. I spend most of my time trying to get as many nps as I can in my bank account. (finally hit 350,000)

Anyway, I have a blue and a red Kacheek, and something else I just adopted that I cannot remember the name of. I also collect as much Kacheek stuff as I can to keep in my shop on display.

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**Author:** ![Shadowfox](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c89c15/32.png) [@Shadowfox](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shadowfox)\
**Post date:** [April 26, 2003, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/neopets-dopers/171277/24 "2003-04-26T22:39:19Z")

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I confess I have an account there too. My name on there is psyche0123. I’ve only been playing for a little over a month though. My favorite game on there is Destructo Match

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**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\
**Post date:** [April 26, 2003, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/neopets-dopers/171277/25 "2003-04-26T23:47:02Z")

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I used to (and may still have) an account there. My pet’s name was Ryasha or something like that. She’s probably dead by now, it’s been over a year since I’ve been there.

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**Author:** ![Merla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9de0a6/32.png) [@Merla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Merla)\
**Post date:** [April 27, 2003, 3:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/neopets-dopers/171277/26 "2003-04-27T03:38:15Z")

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I’m such a lying cheater I have TWO neopets accounts- PBrosnan and Darien\_qsm\_fawkes. I have five neopets in all- a Kacheek, a Peophin, a Nimmo, a Quiggle and a Chia. I never feed them either! I have a house, and I am always trying to improve my pets although I have never once battled and am too scared to. I just hang around and try to make money (neopoints).

Merla

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**Author:** ![Q.E.D](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/51bf81/32.png) [@Q.E.D](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.E.D)\
**Post date:** [April 27, 2003, 3:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/neopets-dopers/171277/27 "2003-04-27T03:54:52Z")

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Feed your pets! Those bits of magnetic material on a webserver’s harddrive someplace _need_ food too! 😛

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**Author:** ![alice\_in\_wonderland](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alice_in_wonderland/32/176_2.png) [@alice\_in\_wonderland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alice_in_wonderland)\
**Post date:** [April 27, 2003, 4:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/neopets-dopers/171277/28 "2003-04-27T04:29:17Z")

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Oh hell. I went and fed the little bastards. And of course, the complained.

“Ewww, I don’t want that.”

Rotten penguins.

FWIW, I’m alice\_mcbagpipe.

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**Author:** ![raz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/9f8e36/32.png) [@raz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/raz)\
**Post date:** [April 27, 2003, 5:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/neopets-dopers/171277/29 "2003-04-27T05:38:30Z")

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I had a Neopet a couple of years ago. I totally forgot about Neopets. I always thought it was dumb because you couldn’t really do anything with them.

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**Author:** ![evilbeth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/evilbeth/32/2268_2.png) [@evilbeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/evilbeth)\
**Post date:** [April 28, 2003, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/neopets-dopers/171277/30 "2003-04-28T00:41:13Z")

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This is so cool! I am no longer embarassed that I play Neopets! Okay, well, not AS embarassed!

I have been playing for over two years. I’m evilbeth there too.

I have four pets–a green Korbat named tablive, a green Nimmo named Primogenitus, a yellow Meerca named Meercalim and (are you ready?) a red Grundo named Cecil\_Adams!

My pets have petpets too. Cecil\_Adams has a Slorg named Marrcklargh, Primogenitus has a Polarchuck named Pudgy and Meercalim has a Psimouse named Strike and tablive has a Furwitch named Familiar.

I have a crappy little shop that never does any business. I am a Cheat champion and a Go, Go, Go champion too.

I need a life!

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**Author:** ![Super\_Gnat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e274bd/32.png) [@Super\_Gnat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Super_Gnat)\
**Post date:** [April 28, 2003, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/neopets-dopers/171277/31 "2003-04-28T01:18:04Z")

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I’ve had an account since back before books were one time use only! (Man, those were the days.) I haven’t been there in a while though since I don’t have a mouse right now. My username is jetamors, and I have three pets: a Kacheek named TristanaJuliana, a Grundy named Caribdas, and a Shoyru named Sukkhi. I make/made enough off Cheat to feed my pets (I think I’m a champion) but I never had petpet money or anything like that.

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**Author:** ![Yossarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/9de0a6/32.png) [@Yossarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yossarian)\
**Post date:** [April 28, 2003, 12:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/neopets-dopers/171277/32 "2003-04-28T12:17:20Z")

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My wife and kid play Neopets quite a bit. I don’t own a pet myself, but I do play games for them to win NeoPoints and if I have the computer between 5 and 6 I visit the Snowager on their behalf.

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**Author:** ![thi6](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e99b99/32.png) [@thi6](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thi6)\
**Post date:** [April 28, 2003, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/neopets-dopers/171277/33 "2003-04-28T14:32:21Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Merla \*  
> \*\*I’m such a lying cheater I have TWO neopets accounts- PBrosnan and Darien\_qsm\_fawkes. I have five neopets in all- a Kacheek, a Peophin, a Nimmo, a Quiggle and a Chia. I never feed them either! I have a house, and I am always trying to improve my pets although I have never once battled and am too scared to. I just hang around and try to make money (neopoints).
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> Merla \*\*

It’s okay to have more than one account, as long as you do certain things like Tombola or the Fruit Machine with your main account only. They did this so people could have separate guild accounts, etc.

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**Author:** ![White\_Lightning](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@White\_Lightning](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/White_Lightning)\
**Post date:** [April 28, 2003, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/neopets-dopers/171277/34 "2003-04-28T17:07:30Z")

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> \*Originally posted by \*\*roadkiller \*\*\*  
> I had a Neopet a couple of years ago. I totally forgot about Neopets. I always thought it was dumb because you couldn’t really do anything with them.

I could have written this post. Except it’s hard for me to actually forget since I can’t get them to stop sending me spam.

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**Author:** ![Maltrasea](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Maltrasea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maltrasea)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2003, 8:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/neopets-dopers/171277/35 "2003-04-29T08:01:26Z")

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I play neopets, I’ve been a member since 2000.  
I have a Kougra named Keleauna, and a Kacheek named Aunolin. My fav games are, Meristones (am a fanatic for Manacala, I still think they set meristones up backwards) Kiosk Scratchcard Game (I want to buy a scratchcard more then once a day! _whines_)and Destruct-o Match.  
I have a shop too, that never makes any profit either.  
And those stupid faeries won’t quit bugging me to get them stuff. Do I have faerie slave/gopher stamped on my forehead or something? _huffs, lol_

Hey has anyone actually ever gotten any huge np’s from the wheel of excitement or kiosk scratchcard game? I’ve never won a big prize, just a green poogle toy(scratch card) and 2,000 np (WoE).

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**Author:** ![Maltrasea](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Maltrasea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maltrasea)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2003, 8:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/neopets-dopers/171277/36 "2003-04-29T08:04:17Z")

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Oh yeah, and the fairy Kougra is ugly! And I adore and salivate over the baby paintbrush. Those baby neopets are adorable.  
More so, housing is ridiculous. _huff_

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**Author:** ![Tir\_Tinuviel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/bc79bd/32.png) [@Tir\_Tinuviel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tir_Tinuviel)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2003, 12:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/neopets-dopers/171277/37 "2003-04-29T12:11:36Z")

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Yep, I got a couple of accounts… main one is **Onugu** , other accounts are used as guilds or galleries.

I generally play every day… hee!  
😃  
I did write a huge website Helpguide for Neopets, but it’s so amazingly out of date I’m embarrassed to give you the link.

However I won Site Spotlight for my pets page, CarpeDeum, on How To Avoid Scams.  
Rar!  
😃

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**Author:** ![a35362](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3da27b/32.png) [@a35362](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/a35362)\
**Post date:** [May 5, 2003, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/neopets-dopers/171277/38 "2003-05-05T20:59:12Z")

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If you want to delete your account because you don’t play any more, go to [Contacting Neopets.com](http://www.neopets.com/contact.phtml) and look for “Removing Your Account.”

I was wondering if anyone had info about the new Lost Desert scrolls created about a month ago. There used to be a player who kept a remarkably detailed and instantly updated master book list, but alas, he seems to have stopped playing. Does anyone have a master book list source they find reliable? I would like to know the new scroll titles. Thanks!

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