# Nerdy, Geeky Jokes **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 25, 2022, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nerdy-geeky-jokes/975532 "2022-11-25T15:23:32Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 7
**Author:** ![Hari\_Seldon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hari_seldon/32/5173_2.png) [@Hari\_Seldon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hari_Seldon)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2022, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nerdy-geeky-jokes/975532/121 "2022-12-03T02:50:22Z")
Then way I heard it was: Chebychev proved it; you can too There’s always a prime 'tween n and n times 2. ---
**Author:** ![Shoeless](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shoeless/32/7099_2.png) [@Shoeless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shoeless)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2022, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nerdy-geeky-jokes/975532/122 "2022-12-03T14:25:10Z")
> [@pullin](#): > > At a recent family gathering, Star Wars films were the subject of conversation. SIL wondered about future films, and I said the next should be called “Not”. No one got it. I don’t get it either… ---
**Author:** ![pullin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c57346/32.png) [@pullin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pullin)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2022, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nerdy-geeky-jokes/975532/123 "2022-12-03T16:15:44Z")
The latest movie was “ANDOR” right? I figured they would cover all three boolean operators (AND, OR, NOT). Programmer humor I guess, but this is about nerdy geeky jokes. ---
**Author:** ![beowulff](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beowulff/32/542_2.png) [@beowulff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beowulff)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2022, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nerdy-geeky-jokes/975532/124 "2022-12-03T16:56:59Z")
NOT bad, but Andor isn’t a movie… ---
**Author:** ![Shoeless](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shoeless/32/7099_2.png) [@Shoeless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shoeless)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2022, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nerdy-geeky-jokes/975532/125 "2022-12-03T18:19:23Z")
Yeah I was going to say, I was thinking of the “original” Star Wars movies, and was trying to figure out how “NOT” made sense as the next movie after “The Last Jedi”. ---
**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2022, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nerdy-geeky-jokes/975532/126 "2022-12-03T18:24:31Z")
“The Last Jedi—Not!” ---
**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2022, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nerdy-geeky-jokes/975532/127 "2022-12-03T19:16:39Z")
And here I was thinking it’d be “Not: A Star Wars Story”. On the topic of Star Wars and nerdity, is there any chance at all that Ahsoka Tano was not named after the mnemnonic for the trig functions? ---
**Author:** ![abcdefghij](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/43a26b/32.png) [@abcdefghij](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/abcdefghij)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2022, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nerdy-geeky-jokes/975532/128 "2022-12-03T19:45:05Z")
I was thinking that after 4,5,6,1,2,3,7,8,9,23,\sqrt{\pi},10^{4.7},… that it was time for Star Wars Naught ---
**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2022, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nerdy-geeky-jokes/975532/129 "2022-12-03T19:51:14Z")
> [@Thudlow\_Boink](#): > > “The Last Jedi—Not!” No-one expects … the Last Jedi! [cue dramatic entrance with capes a-flying]. Actually, with LucasFilm’s marketing prowess I expect the last Jedi film will be released about the time humans actually do have a galaxy-spanning civilization. In this galaxy, not one far far away. ---
**Author:** ![susan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/susan/32/17537_2.png) [@susan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/susan)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2022, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nerdy-geeky-jokes/975532/130 "2022-12-03T22:43:17Z")
Psychologist. I get about 75%. Linguistic undergrad; got the IPA joke. ---
**Author:** ![RivkahChaya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rivkahchaya/32/8919_2.png) [@RivkahChaya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RivkahChaya)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2022, 1:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nerdy-geeky-jokes/975532/131 "2022-12-04T01:53:14Z")
> [@LSLGuy](#): > > cue dramatic entrance with capes a-flying Did they have capes too? They had cloaks, I know, but did they have capes? Maybe I just don’t know what a cape is. ---
**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2022, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nerdy-geeky-jokes/975532/132 "2022-12-04T02:06:17Z")
I think you have it right & I have it wrong. Cloaks a-flying. Much better; thank you. ---
**Author:** ![Tripler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripler/32/21807_2.png) [@Tripler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tripler)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2022, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nerdy-geeky-jokes/975532/133 "2022-12-04T03:11:36Z")
Q: What did Oppenheimer and Bethe do during the Manhattan Project to unwind on weekends? A: Not much, they just went fission. Tripler I’m here all week. ---
**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2022, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nerdy-geeky-jokes/975532/134 "2022-12-04T03:26:51Z")
Two statisticians are drinking in a bar. One is mostly staring into his drink, but the other is keeping an eye on the door and is marking down tallies of something on her cocktail napkin. > **He** : whatcha doin’? > **She** : Naming our Poisson ---
**Author:** ![JohnGalt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johngalt/32/184_2.png) [@JohnGalt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnGalt)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2022, 4:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nerdy-geeky-jokes/975532/135 "2022-12-04T04:17:19Z")
Our granddaughter joined the sixth- grade math league at her school: good for her. She came over today and said she was cold. I told her to stand in the corner, because it’s 90 degrees there. She just glared at me. ---
**Author:** ![Voyager](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/voyager/32/133_2.png) [@Voyager](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Voyager)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2022, 5:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nerdy-geeky-jokes/975532/136 "2022-12-04T05:36:07Z")
> [@EinsteinsHund](#): > > I’m an electrical engineer, and I got most of the math, physics and chemistry jokes. Though I have to admit that I didn’t catch the AUNRULE joke in the OP. Back in 1964 one Presidential candidate had buttons reading Au H2O ---
**Author:** ![OppositeKeith](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oppositekeith/32/13047_2.png) [@OppositeKeith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OppositeKeith)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2022, 5:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nerdy-geeky-jokes/975532/137 "2022-12-04T05:52:02Z")
sorry teacher my math homework committed suicide yesterday it had too many problems. ---
**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2022, 1:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nerdy-geeky-jokes/975532/138 "2022-12-04T13:10:11Z")
> [@Voyager](#): > > Back in 1964 one Presidential candidate had buttons reading > Au H2O And he reasonably expected the public to understand what that meant. Nowadays I don’t think that button would work as well. ---
**Author:** ![pullin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c57346/32.png) [@pullin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pullin)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2022, 2:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nerdy-geeky-jokes/975532/139 "2022-12-04T14:30:14Z")
> [@beowulff](#): > > NOT bad, but Andor isn’t a movie… Oops, my mistake. The last one I actually liked was the Empire Strikes Back. I didn’t like the one with the Teddy bears, and abandoned the franchise after that. I’ve been assuming that all the ads I get on Netflix are for movies. If it wasn’t a movie, what was it? A series or something? ---
**Author:** ![Shoeless](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shoeless/32/7099_2.png) [@Shoeless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shoeless)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2022, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nerdy-geeky-jokes/975532/140 "2022-12-04T16:02:54Z")
Yep, another in a long line of Star Wars series on Disney+. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nerdy-geeky-jokes/975532.md?page=6) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/nerdy-geeky-jokes/975532.md?page=8)