# Netanyahu's speech on Iran

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/netanyahus-speech-on-iran/714132>\
**Category:** Great Debates\
**Created:** [March 3, 2015, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/netanyahus-speech-on-iran/714132 "2015-03-03T20:39:15Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![MrDibble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mrdibble/32/114_2.png) [@MrDibble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrDibble)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2015, 9:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/netanyahus-speech-on-iran/714132/41 "2015-03-04T09:27:02Z")

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My personal take is that Israel should STFU about any other country’s nuclear anything, until it signs the NNPT or opens up Dimona to inspections.

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**Author:** ![Alessan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alessan/32/465_2.png) [@Alessan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alessan)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2015, 9:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/netanyahus-speech-on-iran/714132/42 "2015-03-04T09:56:20Z")

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I just like to say, as an Israeli, that I apologize for Netanyahu’s speech, for his appearance before Congress, and for his very existence.

I also recommend that you ignore anything and everything he said in his speech. Bibi says lots of shit, and none of it means a thing.

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**Author:** ![AK84](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/85e7bf/32.png) [@AK84](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AK84)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2015, 10:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/netanyahus-speech-on-iran/714132/43 "2015-03-04T10:18:11Z")

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> [@Alessan](#):
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> I just like to say, as an Israeli, that I apologize for Netanyahu’s speech, for his appearance before Congress, and for his very existence.
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> I also recommend that you ignore anything and everything he said in his speech. Bibi says lots of shit, and none of it means a thing.

Jon Stewart did hit upon one thing though, how the fuck has he not aged in the last 20 years or so? Is there a picture hanging somewhere in the Kenesset?

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**Author:** ![Alessan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alessan/32/465_2.png) [@Alessan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alessan)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2015, 10:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/netanyahus-speech-on-iran/714132/44 "2015-03-04T10:24:01Z")

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Steve Martin Syndrome - graying early makes some guys look the same age forever.

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**Author:** ![mlees](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ba8739/32.png) [@mlees](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mlees)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2015, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/netanyahus-speech-on-iran/714132/45 "2015-03-04T15:59:03Z")

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> [@Richard\_Parker](#):
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> Maybe the nature of the sanctions is that the longer they last the more desperate Iran will become. But has that ever been born out in the history of modern sanctions regimes? Cuba? Iraq? North Korea?

Japan, 1940-41. 🙂

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**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2015, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/netanyahus-speech-on-iran/714132/46 "2015-03-04T16:18:00Z")

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> [@Alessan](#):
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> I just like to say, as an Israeli, that I apologize for Netanyahu’s speech, for his appearance before Congress, and for his very existence.
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> I also recommend that you ignore anything and everything he said in his speech. Bibi says lots of shit, and none of it means a thing.

**If only!** Unfortunately, Bibi does happen to be the Prime Minister, not some marginal Kach or Kahane Chai crank. And, he may well be re-elected on March 17. ☹

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**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2015, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/netanyahus-speech-on-iran/714132/47 "2015-03-04T16:41:06Z")

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> [@Alessan](#):
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> I just like to say, as an Israeli, that I apologize for Netanyahu’s speech, for his appearance before Congress, and for his very existence.

No worries. Not your fault.

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**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2015, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/netanyahus-speech-on-iran/714132/48 "2015-03-04T16:56:44Z")

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> [@John\_Mace](#):
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> No worries. Not your fault.

We don’t know that.

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**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2015, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/netanyahus-speech-on-iran/714132/49 "2015-03-04T17:08:49Z")

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> [@MrDibble](#):
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> Can’t get TDS online here, and we run about a week late on satellite - quick _precis_?

Sure, but without his perplexed face, it just isn’t as funny. Perhaps not a smile, more like a chagrin. Best part was a replay of a speech from twenty years ago warning of imminent doom. Also, a droll bit of advice about how invading Iraq would solve just oodles and oodles of problems.

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**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2015, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/netanyahus-speech-on-iran/714132/50 "2015-03-04T17:09:54Z")

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> [@QuickSilver](#):
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> We don’t know that.

Cut him some slack, everybody knows Jews hate to argue.

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**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2015, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/netanyahus-speech-on-iran/714132/51 "2015-03-04T17:22:39Z")

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> [@Terr](#):
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> The proposed agreement or memorandum of understanding (Obama administration will twist into pretzels not to call it a “treaty” so that they can bypass Congress on it) will remove sanctions in return for certain promises from Iran. Those promises do not, explicitly, include removal or destruction of any of the equipment that Iran built, and it all relies on Iran’s good will past the sunset period to not build a nuclear weapon.

Wait, would the promises not involve on-site inspections?

I mean, we’re not breaking new ground here, these kinds of details were all worked out in the course of various disarmament negotiations with the Soviets. “Trust, but verify,” remember? And nobody expected either side to shut down and dismantle all its nuclear power plants.

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**Author:** ![Alessan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alessan/32/465_2.png) [@Alessan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alessan)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2015, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/netanyahus-speech-on-iran/714132/52 "2015-03-04T17:23:31Z")

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> [@QuickSilver](#):
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> We don’t know that.

I’ll admit to voting for him in 1996, but I haven’t since.

Also, for the sake of due diligence: I was the official translator for his English-language Facebook page for a few months back in 2012. I quit when it became clear to me that I was actively assisting his political agenda, rather than just working for the Office of the Prime Minister; also, his people kept on bothering me in the middle of _Game of Thrones._

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**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2015, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/netanyahus-speech-on-iran/714132/53 "2015-03-04T17:35:53Z")

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> [@Alessan](#):
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> I’ll admit to voting for him in 1996, but I haven’t since.
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> Also, for the sake of due diligence: I was the official translator for his English-language Facebook page for a few months back in 2012. I quit when it became clear to me that I was actively assisting his political agenda, rather than just working for the Office of the Prime Minister; also, his people kept on bothering me in the middle of _Game of Thrones._

I knew it!

Nobody apologizes for something they don’t feel some level of responsibility for. 😉

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**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2015, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/netanyahus-speech-on-iran/714132/54 "2015-03-04T17:37:42Z")

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> [@QuickSilver](#):
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> I knew it!
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> Nobody apologizes for something they don’t feel some level of responsibility for. 😉

You are overlooking the power of the Jewish sense of guilt. ;)😉

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**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2015, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/netanyahus-speech-on-iran/714132/55 "2015-03-04T17:37:55Z")

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Of course Iran wants nukes; you don’t have to assume that Iran wants them to go on a suicidal nuclear jihad. Nukes would give Iran the ability to say “Fuck You” to the United States, bolster Shiite Iran’s power vis-a-vis Sunni Saudi Arabia, and vastly strengthen its ability to be an active player in the Middle East without risking retaliation. Nukes, _once you have them_, are power and security, and its pointless to presume that Iran will stopt wanting them. Iran’s current dilemma is to get through the “strangled in the cradle” danger zone and get a nuclear deterrent available before anyone can stop them. And when Iran has them, what’s the rest of the world going to do- keep sanctions in place forever? Sooner or later a nuclear-armed Iran would be the status quo

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**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2015, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/netanyahus-speech-on-iran/714132/56 "2015-03-04T17:39:01Z")

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Bibi Fett. A Tough Guy. Tough Guys love nothing more than a chance to be hard-nosed, hard-headed and realistic. Never seems to occur to them that they are being realistic about a reality they are actively creating. No, not them, never them, its the wimpy cringing peaceniks that make all the trouble. By not being tough enough.

Lord, or to Whom It May Concern: thanks for all the Tough Guys, we are bountifully supplied. Maybe You would dial down a notch? Unless You’re tired of us again, and I could hardly blame You…

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**Author:** ![Donald\_Rump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9fc29f/32.png) [@Donald\_Rump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Donald_Rump)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2015, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/netanyahus-speech-on-iran/714132/57 "2015-03-04T17:57:08Z")

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> [@Lumpy](#):
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> Of course Iran wants nukes; you don’t have to assume that Iran wants them to go on a suicidal nuclear jihad. Nukes would give Iran the ability to say “Fuck You” to the United States, bolster Shiite Iran’s power vis-a-vis Sunni Saudi Arabia, and vastly strengthen its ability to be an active player in the Middle East without risking retaliation. Nukes, _once you have them_, are power and security, and its pointless to presume that Iran will stopt wanting them. Iran’s current dilemma is to get through the “strangled in the cradle” danger zone and get a nuclear deterrent available before anyone can stop them. And when Iran has them, what’s the rest of the world going to do- keep sanctions in place forever? Sooner or later a nuclear-armed Iran would be the status quo

Several posts in this thread have suggested that once Iran gets nukes, they can do anything they want without any fear of any sort of retribution. Am I misremembering history, or has Israel itself not been attacked several times while in possession of nuclear weapons? The only thing that nuclear weapons deter is a nuclear attack and, perhaps, the threat of invasion.

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**Author:** ![mo50](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8797f3/32.png) [@mo50](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mo50)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2015, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/netanyahus-speech-on-iran/714132/58 "2015-03-04T18:01:36Z")

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I feel kinda ripped off that he didn’t bring his cartoon Boris and Natasha bomb poster prop with him like he did at the UN (burning fuse and all!). I mean, for 5 the billion a year in US aid or whatever the hell it is, can we at least get some visuals fer chrissake? 🙂

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**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2015, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/netanyahus-speech-on-iran/714132/59 "2015-03-04T18:37:58Z")

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> [@Donald\_Rump](#):
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> Am I misremembering history, or has Israel itself not been attacked several times while in possession of nuclear weapons? The only thing that nuclear weapons deter is a nuclear attack and, perhaps, the threat of invasion.

Depends on when it’s presumed Israel gained nuclear weapons- Israel probably didn’t have an arsenal- as opposed to a few prototypes- until after the 1968 war. The 1973 Yom Kippur war was mainly about Israeli-occupied territory, Israel’s core territory was never in serious threat.

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**Author:** ![AK84](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/85e7bf/32.png) [@AK84](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AK84)\
**Post date:** [March 4, 2015, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/netanyahus-speech-on-iran/714132/60 "2015-03-04T19:35:56Z")

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> [@Alessan](#):
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> I’ll admit to voting for him in 1996, but I haven’t since.
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> Also, for the sake of due diligence: I was the official translator for his English-language Facebook page for a few months back in 2012. I quit when it became clear to me that I was actively assisting his political agenda, rather than just working for the Office of the Prime Minister; also, his people kept on bothering me in the middle of _Game of Thrones._

Please tell me you were not responsible for that Will E Coyote cartoon bomb!  
(BTW has he every leverged his brother’s reputation for his political career, if you don’t mind the hijack)?

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