# Neutered people piss me off! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [October 25, 1999, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/neutered-people-piss-me-off/2742 "1999-10-25T21:27:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![WallyM7](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b5e925/32.png) [@WallyM7](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WallyM7)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 1999, 4:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/neutered-people-piss-me-off/2742/41 "1999-10-28T04:30:00Z")
Okay, I found out what felching was. The monitor was no problem. The keyboard took a little longer. Hard to clean in between the keys. \*The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog.\ Just testing the keys. * * * This space for rent. ---
**Author:** ![Jomolungma](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/b2d939/32.png) [@Jomolungma](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jomolungma)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 1999, 9:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/neutered-people-piss-me-off/2742/42 "1999-10-28T09:19:00Z")
Considering what he’d been through, **Diane** , I would have thought _Houdini_ a good choice. ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 1999, 10:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/neutered-people-piss-me-off/2742/43 "1999-10-28T10:51:00Z")
_sigh_ Now poor Wally is a rotten and sick pervert, just like the rest of us !! Look what you all did ! You shouldn’t have told him where to look, we could have saved his poor soul… ## Well, Wally. Welcome to the Club. Wanna buy a dirty mag ? Coldfire * * * “You know how complex women are” - Neil Peart, Rush (1993) ---
**Author:** ![WallyM7](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b5e925/32.png) [@WallyM7](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WallyM7)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 1999, 12:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/neutered-people-piss-me-off/2742/44 "1999-10-28T12:00:00Z")
I’ll tell you this, Coldfire: I’ll never be able to look at a straw the same way again. Sometimes, ignorance is bliss. Oh, well, I was warned. * * * This space for rent. ---
**Author:** ![Sealemon88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Sealemon88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sealemon88)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 1999, 12:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/neutered-people-piss-me-off/2742/45 "1999-10-28T12:51:00Z")
Well geeze, Wally, next you’ll be wanting to know about salad tossing and snowballing. 😉 Phrase for the day: **TMI** : Too Much Information. BTW, good to see you posting again. I thought you’d left us for awhile there. * * * You say “cheesy” like that’s a **BAD** thing. ---
**Author:** ![WallyM7](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b5e925/32.png) [@WallyM7](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WallyM7)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 1999, 12:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/neutered-people-piss-me-off/2742/46 "1999-10-28T12:55:00Z")
Eric, I do not want to know about salad tossing or snowballing. Uh-uh. Nope. Not. I was out of town on a job. I have to go back in two weeks to install a bottle machine that’s coming from Germany. * * * This space for rent. ---
**Author:** ![Flypsyde](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/f0a364/32.png) [@Flypsyde](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flypsyde)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 1999, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/neutered-people-piss-me-off/2742/47 "1999-10-28T19:40:00Z")
Alright, Drain, if no one else has the balls to get this thread back on course, I’ll do it. I say nuts to eunuchs. Thank you, thank you. I’ll be here all week and at the Sands on the 22nd. Tipping’s not a city in China, folks, be good to your wiatresses. Drive carefully, now. * * * “I’m still here, asshole!”-Angus Bethune ---
**Author:** ![Polycarp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Polycarp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Polycarp)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 1999, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/neutered-people-piss-me-off/2742/48 "1999-10-28T19:53:00Z")
Flypside said: > [@](#): > > I say nuts to eunuchs. Well, at last somebody’s making a constructive suggestion! ---
**Author:** ![tracer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tracer/32/20578_2.png) [@tracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tracer)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 1999, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/neutered-people-piss-me-off/2742/49 "1999-11-03T22:01:00Z")
No, really! alt.eunuchs.questions really is frequented by guys who have either chemically or surgically had themselves castrated. Really! ---
**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 1999, 6:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/neutered-people-piss-me-off/2742/50 "1999-11-04T06:20:00Z")
I know this is some kind of secret board thing, but will someone please tell me what felching is? I must know. I have an iron stomach. ---
**Author:** ![neuro-trash\_grrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3ab097/32.png) [@neuro-trash\_grrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/neuro-trash_grrrl)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 1999, 6:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/neutered-people-piss-me-off/2742/51 "1999-11-04T06:46:00Z")
Oh, boy, not another one. Maybe we should start a thread called “Felching a dead horse”. * * * Modest? You bet I’m modest! I am the queen of modesty! ---
**Author:** ![Tymp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Tymp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tymp)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 1999, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/neutered-people-piss-me-off/2742/52 "1999-11-05T17:01:00Z")
Now that’s funny. I nearly soiled my damn trousers, neuro-trash grrrl. ---
**Author:** ![Sealemon88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Sealemon88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sealemon88)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 1999, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/neutered-people-piss-me-off/2742/53 "1999-11-05T17:05:00Z")
Once Giddy figured out that he couldn’t hit those high notes, he sounded much better. \< A major Rush fan with a sense of humor \> * * * You say “cheesy” like that’s a **BAD** thing. ---
**Author:** ![WallyM7](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b5e925/32.png) [@WallyM7](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WallyM7)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 1999, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/neutered-people-piss-me-off/2742/54 "1999-11-05T21:38:00Z")
Matt\_mcl: Until recently, I too was like you, longing for the answer to the felching mystery. Then I found out and have rued that day ever since. Leave it, Matt. For God’s sake, leave it alone! There are some things better left unknown. Speak of it no more, I beg you! Should you succeed in unlocking this evil secret, you will never be able to look at a straw again. It’s too late for me, Matt, but you still have a chance. **Guard your sanity! Do not pursue this dark quest!** You have been warned. I can do no more. * * * This space for rent. ---
**Author:** ![Polycarp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Polycarp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Polycarp)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 1999, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/neutered-people-piss-me-off/2742/55 "1999-11-05T21:45:00Z")
Okay, I did follow up the “felching” question, and have never been quite the same since. So with fear and trepidation, I dare to ask, _What the h####'s a Prince Albert?_ ---
**Author:** ![WallyM7](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b5e925/32.png) [@WallyM7](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WallyM7)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 1999, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/neutered-people-piss-me-off/2742/56 "1999-11-05T22:10:00Z")
Queen Victoria’s consort. * * * This space for rent. ---
**Author:** ![Nickrz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/bbce88/32.png) [@Nickrz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nickrz)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 1999, 10:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/neutered-people-piss-me-off/2742/57 "1999-11-05T22:57:00Z")
Cecil on the pros and cons of becoming a eunuch: [http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a1\_058.html](http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a1_058.html) (Hey - if y’all can play MPSIMS in here, I can play GQ too, right?) ---
**Author:** ![GLWasteful](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/f05b48/32.png) [@GLWasteful](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GLWasteful)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 1999, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/neutered-people-piss-me-off/2742/58 "1999-11-05T23:00:00Z")
Poly, a Prince Albert is a penis piercing. Now, don’t you feel better? Waste Flick Lives! ---
**Author:** ![Diane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/2acd7d/32.png) [@Diane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diane)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 1999, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/neutered-people-piss-me-off/2742/59 "1999-11-05T23:11:00Z")
> [@](#): > > I know this is some kind of secret board thing, but will someone please tell me what felching is? I must know. I have an iron stomach. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! * * * \>^,^\< KITTEN Seven days of sex makes a whole week. ---
**Author:** ![Byzantine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/dfb087/32.png) [@Byzantine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Byzantine)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 1999, 4:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/neutered-people-piss-me-off/2742/60 "1999-11-06T04:21:00Z")
Sealemon88 – he can only hit those notes if someone is hitting him in the nuts! So there, I not only got back to the RUSH issue but the point of the thread. Na Na! ## (I have a sense of humor too) Best! Byz [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/neutered-people-piss-me-off/2742.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/neutered-people-piss-me-off/2742.md?page=4)