# Never Ever do this! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [March 19, 2003, 10:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-ever-do-this/162508 "2003-03-19T10:31:39Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 10\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Jonno](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f19dbf/32.png) [@Jonno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jonno)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2003, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-ever-do-this/162508/61 "2003-07-02T01:28:09Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Kal \* > \*\*And so it begins; Lobsang’s SBD is spreading across the internet. > > Let particlewill’s suffering be a lesson to us all, people. It’s time to wrap your monitors in plastic sheeting and duct tape. \*\* It’s just a matter of time before the national alert level goes to condition: _stinky_ ---
**Author:** ![Trigonal\_Planar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/0ea827/32.png) [@Trigonal\_Planar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trigonal_Planar)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2003, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-ever-do-this/162508/62 "2003-07-02T01:48:22Z")
I think SBD is the new WMD. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Mad\_Hermit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b5ac83/32.png) [@The\_Mad\_Hermit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Mad_Hermit)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2003, 3:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-ever-do-this/162508/63 "2003-07-02T03:59:37Z")
> [@](#): > > I think SBD is the new WMD. No, it’s the _original_ WMD. ---
**Author:** ![tracer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tracer/32/20578_2.png) [@tracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tracer)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2003, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-ever-do-this/162508/64 "2003-07-04T01:35:04Z")
So if you make an SBD in your BVDs, would that be a WMD or just a BFD? ---
**Author:** ![Phnord\_Prephect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/df705f/32.png) [@Phnord\_Prephect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Phnord_Prephect)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2003, 6:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-ever-do-this/162508/65 "2003-07-04T06:24:55Z")
…so if she tastes the same as a duck, she’s a squid? I was never any good at science. ---
**Author:** ![Ben\_Hicks](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bbce88/32.png) [@Ben\_Hicks](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ben_Hicks)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2003, 10:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-ever-do-this/162508/66 "2003-07-04T10:18:12Z")
[sub]heheheh[/sub], I just told someone they’d be tasting the fart if they didn’t do what I wanted [sub]heeheehee[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![The\_Great\_Unwashed](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_great_unwashed/32/4791_2.png) [@The\_Great\_Unwashed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Great_Unwashed)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2003, 11:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-ever-do-this/162508/67 "2003-07-04T11:34:35Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Mangetout \* > \*\*Actually, I like that addition: > > **When come back, all your cat’s missing dollar smells of a duck’s echogry in a bath of ice…** > > Please feel free to add/modify (in as concise form as possible). \*\* _When come back, all your cat’s missing dollar smells of a duck’s echogry in a bath of ice… i told u i was hardcore_ That sort of thing? ---
**Author:** ![fizzygoodmakefeelnice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8491ac/32.png) [@fizzygoodmakefeelnice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fizzygoodmakefeelnice)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2003, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-ever-do-this/162508/68 "2003-07-04T16:20:29Z")
Silent but Violent. Holds you down and beats you with a kosh. ---
**Author:** ![Dijon\_Warlock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a9a28c/32.png) [@Dijon\_Warlock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dijon_Warlock)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2003, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-ever-do-this/162508/69 "2003-07-04T18:13:32Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by tracer \* > \*\*So if you make an SBD in your BVDs, would that be a WMD or just a BFD? \*\* LOL (That’s the only time I’ll ever type that, I promise.) ---
**Author:** ![whiterabbit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/cab0a1/32.png) [@whiterabbit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/whiterabbit)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2003, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-ever-do-this/162508/70 "2003-07-04T19:50:22Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by fizzygoodmakefeelnice \* > \*\*Silent but Violent. Holds you down and beats you with a kosh. \*\* What the hell does a Vorlon have to do with farts? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-ever-do-this/162508.md?page=3)