# Never forget: All. Mikes. Are on.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-forget-all-mikes-are-on/370898>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [August 31, 2006, 10:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-forget-all-mikes-are-on/370898 "2006-08-31T10:39:31Z")\
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**Author:** ![Rilchiam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/2bfe46/32.png) [@Rilchiam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rilchiam)\
**Post date:** [August 31, 2006, 10:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-forget-all-mikes-are-on/370898/1 "2006-08-31T10:39:31Z")

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Now, I did a search, and no one seems to have posted about [this](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8fjxSoHgSN4) yet. CNN messed up the audio during Dubya’s Katrina anniversary speech, and Kyra Phillips unwittingly told the entire country that her sister-in-law is a control freak.

It’s not all on her, of course, since she’s not the one who sent her mike feed out on the air. (I think; correct me if I’m wrong.) But still, when you’re wearing a mike, always assume that it’s on and people besides the person you’re talking to can hear you.

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**Author:** ![DanBlather](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/f4b2a3/32.png) [@DanBlather](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DanBlather)\
**Post date:** [August 31, 2006, 10:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-forget-all-mikes-are-on/370898/2 "2006-08-31T10:45:58Z")

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[QUOTE=Rilchiam]  
Now, I did a search, and no one seems to have posted about [this](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8fjxSoHgSN4) yet. CNN messed up the audio during Dubya’s Katrina anniversary speech, and Kyra Phillips unwittingly told the entire country that her sister-in-law is a control freak.

It’s not all on her, of course, since she’s not the one who sent her mike feed out on the air. (I think; correct me if I’m wrong.) But still, when you’re wearing a mike, always assume that it’s on and people besides the person you’re talking to can hear you.  
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I wish someone would interview the sister in-law. Of course she is such a control freak she’d probably interview you.

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**Author:** ![Sunrazor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sunrazor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunrazor)\
**Post date:** [August 31, 2006, 10:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-forget-all-mikes-are-on/370898/3 "2006-08-31T10:53:25Z")

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The media make a big deal out one of their own accidentally mouthing off into an open mike? Oh, shit no! That only happens to hapless politicians. If you’re a member of the monolithic liberal media, you get a pass, every time.

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**Author:** ![Rilchiam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/2bfe46/32.png) [@Rilchiam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rilchiam)\
**Post date:** [August 31, 2006, 12:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-forget-all-mikes-are-on/370898/4 "2006-08-31T12:29:43Z")

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Jeez, I just shared a funny anecdote. Kind of like [this one.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=7684891&postcount=31) I stumbled on it purely by accident while scanning YouTube. Lighten up.

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [August 31, 2006, 12:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-forget-all-mikes-are-on/370898/5 "2006-08-31T12:39:07Z")

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[Reagan jokes about bombing Russia](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3s8WYvtpD8).

Okay, I thought Reagan was a scary cowboy. But I did think this was funny.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [August 31, 2006, 1:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-forget-all-mikes-are-on/370898/6 "2006-08-31T13:25:41Z")

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Considering that the mike was apparently on while she was in the bathroom, I think we should all count ourselves lucky that all we heard was a review of her family members, and not sounds a la Frank Drebbin from **The Naked Gun**.

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**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\
**Post date:** [August 31, 2006, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-forget-all-mikes-are-on/370898/7 "2006-08-31T13:50:12Z")

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You distinctly hear a zipper. What you don’t hear, thankfully, are any flushing (let alone, uh, pre-flushing) effects.

Ladies, clue me. Would you have occasion to zip anything at, say, the washbasin?

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**Author:** ![UntouchedTakeaway](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/d78d45/32.png) [@UntouchedTakeaway](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UntouchedTakeaway)\
**Post date:** [August 31, 2006, 1:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/never-forget-all-mikes-are-on/370898/8 "2006-08-31T13:58:15Z")

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[QUOTE=Beware of Doug]  
You distinctly hear a zipper. What you don’t hear, thankfully, are any flushing (let alone, uh, pre-flushing) effects.

Ladies, clue me. Would you have occasion to zip anything at, say, the washbasin?  
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Handbag.  
Make-up bag.  
Change purse  
Decorative zipper on a jacket.  
Sounds like she _shoulda_ zipped her lip 😛  
VCNJ~
